55 Times Random Internet Strangers Came Out Of NOWHERE With The Funniest Possible Response To A Comment

1.On babies:

A post in "The Sims Mobile" group asks if babies grow independently; a user humorously regrets not checking the group name first

Facebook

2.On family dinners:

Text conversation: "What can you say during sex, but also at a family dinner?" Response: "Hi"

3.On being remembered:

Social media post with a comment thread: First post reflects on legacy; second humorously replies with, "Not if I eat the Mona Lisa."

4.On desire:

A post asks "What is your darkest desire?" A comment humorously states a wish to disappear when a bus passes

5.On true evil:

A handwritten note on a car windshield reads, "I'm pregnant, call me!!" with Facebook post comments below, one humorously mentioning Satan

6.On the good ol’ days:

Tweet discussing a dad working long hours on minimum wage, with a secret apartment and family in the 90s, followed by a reply promoting affordable second families

7.On cows and boys:

Silhouette of a cowboy on a horse captioned "Cowboy," and a horse alone captioned "Cow." Comment humorously corrects, "That's a horse."

Facebook

8.On turbo mode:

Funny tweet exchange about turning on "piss turbo mode" for speed, followed by confusion and reassurance

9.On plot holes:

Question about Harry Potter not using liquid luck to kill Voldemort with a humorous response calling him a "dumbass."

10.On The Great War:

A black-and-white meme depicts a T-Rex carrying a gun beside a Jeep. Text jokes about historical discrepancies in the image

11.On macros:

Box with raw chicken, rice, and an egg. Text above humorously compares it to zoo food for a lizard's birthday

Twitter

12.On fish:

Screenshot from Reddit. A user asks, "What's the fish with the largest mouth and no teeth?" Another user comments humorously about it

13.On bad luck:

Two social media posts: One laments losing a cart and cigarettes, suspecting ghouls. The reply humorously asks if they're a Silk Road merchant

14.On dads:

Tweet with two photos showing a meerkat using tools. The reply says, "Your dad small as hell."

15.On the doctor:

A hand holds a lit cigarette and an apple. The caption humorously reads, "the doctor is neither near nor far," referencing health choices

16.On life:

Image shows a comment on a post stating "One cigarette shaves 20 minutes off your life." The comment reads, "An 8 hour work day takes 8 hours from you."

TikTok

17.On alligators:

Reddit joke post about Egyptian alligators in denial; top comment questions NSFW label, replying with alligators are unsafe in workplaces

18.On cause for termination:

Reddit post in r/starbucksbaristas discusses a barista biting a customer's hand. Commenter questions reaction; barista explains it was instinctive

19.On exercise:

Reddit exchange where a user claims weight loss without exercise due to pneumonia

20.On first experiences:

Social media post with user comments: One user says they haven't murdered 8 people. Another asks for a story, to which a user humorously notes staying home not murdering

21.On the inevitable march of time:

A user asks about a bio age discrepancy, followed by a response: "you're never gonna believe what happened to me," with over 88,000 notes

22.On insects:

Reddit screenshot: A question asks Reddit about having relations with an insect scaled to human size. A highly upvoted reply questions the sanity of the asker

23.On sleep-talking:

Reddit post: "What’s the strangest thing you’ve heard someone say in their sleep?" Reply: A dad laughed, remembered the Mesozoic era, then snored

24.On perception:

YouTube comments about video effects and a playful response saying "greg gerg."

YouTube

Greg Gerg, indeed.

25.On surprises:

A humorous social media post with phrases expressing surprise, like "my dumb? founded" and "my gob??? smacked."

26.On pollen:

Image comparing a pollen grain and the Death Star with text: "Pollen," "Death Star," "Any Questions?" Comment below says, "How come nobody loves me?"

Facebook

27.On strange places:

Reddit post asking "What's the wildest place you’ve masturbated in?" with a humorous reply: "Turn around."

28.On BIRTH:

Cake with the word "BIRTH" in icing. Icing colors leaked, creating a messy appearance. Caption humorously describes the baking mishap

29.On prices:

Image with overlay text: "If you could permanently change the price of something to $1, what would it be?" Comment: "It costs nothing to be nice" reaction

Instagram

30.On cats:

Tweet by "will": "having a male cat is so cool, it's like having a eunuch advisor who doesn’t know anything about the world." Comment by "Paro": "I don't understand." Will replies: "Strange given your title."

31.On philosophy:

Anonymous asks if the user is a philosopher; the user humorously denies it; another replies comparing it to Socrates' idea of knowing nothing

32.On speed:

A picture of Earth with question "What if a needle hit earth at the speed of light?" Responses: "nothign can get at the speed of light," "light can"

TikTok

33.On song titles:

Comments exchange about a song called "The Red Song," involving confusion over a previous comment about missing someone

YouTube

34.On bad music:

Post shows headphones disintegrating in hand with text: "Headphones purchased 1 year ago brand new, I've barely used them. Why does this always happen?" Comment jokes it's the user's music taste

35.On Napoleon:

"Napoleon was buried without his penis," "Not unusual; I think most people get buried without Napoleon's penis"

36.And on French toast sticks:

"Hey guys I'm making French toast sticks in the oven; I'm gonna take a quick nap, wake me up in 5 minutes so I can flip them over"; "Randy it's been 5 minutes, flip your sticks" "snnnzzzz," 'RANDY YOUR STICKS"

RANDY!!!!!

37.On eye color:

Image showing a Reddit post asking if one's eyes are considered brown, with a close-up of brown eyes and a comment about posting them

38.On challenges:

Text reads: "Destroying my mom's bed frame challenge." Comments discuss disapproval of a grown man destroying the bed for no reason

Instagram

39.On cooking:

A comment critiques a steak recipe, listing cooking errors. The creator responds with "Ok Gordon Ramsay," humorously acknowledging the criticism

TikTok

40.On charisma:

Comment exchange: Ryan Cooper critiques the use of "rizz" in place of "charisma." Darin Jacob Lee jokingly replies, rhyming Ryan's name with "cryan pooper."

Facebook

41.On a fresh, new idea:

A humorous conversation where Mariusz creates complex spellings for numbers, and G questions it by asking about substance use

42.On safety:

Reddit post: "You have 5 minutes... What is your strategy to survive?" Top comment: "Go to the LIVING ROOM."

43.On spears:

Reddit post asking about ribcage protection, with a response involving poking a lion through a cage, followed by a humorous reaction

44.On galaxies:

Text exchange about renaming the Milky Way: suggestions include "The creamy way," due to potential alien misunderstanding

45.On trees:

Text post humorously suggests trees live underground, using above-ground parts as snorkels; comment agrees with the amusing logic

46.On life:

Screenshot of a humorous online post about a fictional story. Main post discusses a mother's protective obsession. Comment humorously references spelling

47.On fun facts:

Reddit post asking for a fun fact. Top comment: "I turned 11 on 11/11/11." Edit adds: "11/11/11 for non-Americans."

48.On sitcoms:

someone wanting to question someone's definition of a sitcom

49.On beautiful pet names:

Printout of tests, including "Dental Prophylaxis Everything Bagel," "Exam Presurgical Everything Bagel," "Anesthesia General Everything Bagel," "Rabies Everything Bagel," w/caption: "My cat's name makes her vet bills look like fucked-up breakfast orders"

50.On making money:

someone asks what you would do if you got 100$ every time you ask a question and get rejected and someone says they would ask for $100

51.On REAL conspiracies:

Screenshot of a forum discussion about conspiracy theories. One user jokes that prescription medication is named after an elf

52.On weaknesses:

Someone asks what a woman's biggest weakness is, and someone responds asteroids

53.On plants:

Someone says please name this plant, and someone responds with "George"

Facebook

54.On the tough questions:

someone asks would you rather 1000 roaches or a person be in your attack and someone responds this is the first time i've had to devote lots of time to a would you rather