This week, Dutch rider Jan-Willem van Schip was disqualified from the Tour of Holland for riding a seatpost with a bend in it. The UCI commissaires deemed it ‘illegal’ and he was unceremoniously booted out of the race. It’s not the first time van Schip – a regular on the six-day scene and a rider prone to pushing the UCI rules around a rider’s position – has been pinged by the tech police, and he’s not alone.

If there’s one thing the Union Cycliste Internationale loves as much as acronyms, it’s an article and regulation. For every watt a rider saves, there seems to be a clause somewhere ready to take it away. From saddle angles to bar widths, how you hold the bars to gear ratios, the UCI’s Technical Regulations are a labyrinth of geometry, millimetres and, occasionally, common sense.

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Old Faithful” was equipped with a set of narrow, straight handlebars that allowed him to adopt the position of a downhill skier. He used bearings from a washing-machine bearings and built it with ultra-narrow-Q-factor cranks.

The bike – voted by the readers of Cycling Weekly as the greatest of all time – helped him smash the hour record in 1993. It was a ride that shocked the world as an unknown amateur beat the record set by the great Francesco Moser. But this tuck position (arms folded under the chest) that upset the rulemakers.

When he turned up to the 1994 World Championships with the same setup, officials banned the position under article 1.3.023, which states that “riders must adopt a position with forearms in line and horizontal when using handlebar extensions.”

Instead of fighting the decision, Obree then invented the “Superman” position (arms stretched forward) only for that to be banned too.

Chris Boardman 1996 Hour Record Manchester

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