The House of Commons is paying over a grand a year for Sky Sports to play on its annunciator screens. And still Starmer takes the free box Arsenal tickets…

The taxpayer bill over the last three years has ticked up:

2023/24 £1,099
2024/25 £1,207
2025/26 £1,307

Guido is told “the House does not have any other TV subscriptions for annunciators on the estate, barring the Sky Sports subscription.” Give MPs their EastEnders…