Man United baffled by mad valuations
Man United were ‘ready to go head to head’ over Elliot Anderson, but might have been left confused…
Man City fan demotion confirmed as Arsenal title question screamed but not answered
The Sun have demoted Man City Bottle Fan to ‘punter’ despite knowing who he is, with an Arsenal…
Arsenal ‘star’ sends ‘brutal warning’ to Arteta ahead of title run-in
Mediawatch ever so slightly loses the run of itself today as another industry is lost to AI, with…
De Zerbi ‘cancelled’ despite £60m Spurs deal after Greenwood ‘second chances’
England were a bit rubbish on Tuesday night against Japan. Not great at all. Plenty for Thomas Tuchel…
Arsenal title charge derailed by ‘curse’ as Tottenham ‘dream’ scenario clear
Obviously Mediawatch can’t entirely ignore Oliver Brown and Richard Keys, much as we’d like to, but there’s most…
Guardiola quit ‘announcement’ teased ‘within days’
Pep Guardiola will have a fortnight off to consider his Manchester City future; that doesn’t mean anything will…
Jurgen Klopp stance on Man Utd job revealed for 427th time
A massive night of crucial Premier League action dominates the headlines on Thursday morning, thanks in large part…
Is everybody still ‘thronging around’ Darren Fletcher after that defeat?
Manchester United are dispensing with one interim manager and getting ready to appoint another who has the Ronaldo…
Bruno Fernandes issues new transfer ‘ultimatum’ as ‘unrecognisable’ star shocks fans
Another day, another bombshell. This time it’s Bruno Fernandes again, who is busy issuing transfer ultimatums to Manchester…
Vinicius Jnr to find happiness at Man Utd? It’s absolutely nailed on…
‘Vinicius Junior seems unhappy at Real Madrid’ so we imagine he will leap at the chance to join…
Erling Haaland has 13 goals but Man City ‘do not create enough chances’
When Erling Haaland is not showing his ‘true colours’ by taking a bath, he is somehow scoring 13…
‘Lonely’ Ruben Amorim throws a party amid ‘drastic’ U-turn
Manchester United manager Ruben Amorim has been ‘speaking volumes’ with his decision to go ahead with a party…