{"id":110271,"date":"2025-09-02T23:56:23","date_gmt":"2025-09-02T23:56:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/110271\/"},"modified":"2025-09-02T23:56:23","modified_gmt":"2025-09-02T23:56:23","slug":"55-times-random-internet-strangers-came-out-of-nowhere-with-the-funniest-possible-response-to-a-comment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/110271\/","title":{"rendered":"55 Times Random Internet Strangers Came Out Of NOWHERE With The Funniest Possible Response To A Comment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">1.On babies:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"A post in &quot;The Sims Mobile&quot; group asks if babies grow independently; a user humorously regrets not checking the group name first\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"700\" height=\"522\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/edac08bf7cd8ce101eb35ec66f49de69.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> Facebook<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">2.On family dinners:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Text conversation: &quot;What can you say during sex, but also at a family dinner?&quot; Response: &quot;Hi&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"700\" height=\"683\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/5ba6c81bf8039d828322db261a3353f2.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">3.On being remembered:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Social media post with a comment thread: First post reflects on legacy; second humorously replies with, &quot;Not if I eat the Mona Lisa.&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"700\" height=\"571\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/58cc1410c762e775cfe3c7f6fe84d1a7.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">4.On desire:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"A post asks &quot;What is your darkest desire?&quot; A comment humorously states a wish to disappear when a bus passes\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"680\" height=\"553\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/d9bf4a06b7097447e386713af356e075.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">5.On true evil:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"A handwritten note on a car windshield reads, &quot;I'm pregnant, call me!!&quot; with Facebook post comments below, one humorously mentioning Satan\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"1199\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/77fa6747dd58f135b01ff848eb052dfb.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">6.On the good ol&#8217; days:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Tweet discussing a dad working long hours on minimum wage, with a secret apartment and family in the 90s, followed by a reply promoting affordable second families\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"960\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/8d45b81ebbf2634e62aa3905715f9e33.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">7.On cows and boys:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Silhouette of a cowboy on a horse captioned &quot;Cowboy,&quot; and a horse alone captioned &quot;Cow.&quot; Comment humorously corrects, &quot;That's a horse.&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"1121\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/d6811c6fb206f0830a0ad83708bea608.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> Facebook<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Related: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/kristatorres\/funny-women-tweets-august-17-2025?utm_source=yahoo-recirc-links\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:13 Tweets From Women That Were Too Relatable (And Way Too Funny);elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">13 Tweets From Women That Were Too Relatable (And Way Too Funny)<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">8.On turbo mode:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Funny tweet exchange about turning on &quot;piss turbo mode&quot; for speed, followed by confusion and reassurance\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"1154\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/6d274443a4b72daaa4790a8eed236cc2.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">9.On plot holes:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Question about Harry Potter not using liquid luck to kill Voldemort with a humorous response calling him a &quot;dumbass.&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"520\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/7e7aeff0fe3c1df85804278b6977b558.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">10.On The Great War:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"A black-and-white meme depicts a T-Rex carrying a gun beside a Jeep. Text jokes about historical discrepancies in the image\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"742\" height=\"900\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/0d17ea24d5c6659a94ba7a53de158866.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">11.On macros:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Box with raw chicken, rice, and an egg. Text above humorously compares it to zoo food for a lizard's birthday\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"526\" height=\"511\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/fa28a18812475d1b7a3255431a5484b4.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> Twitter<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">12.On fish:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Screenshot from Reddit. A user asks, &quot;What's the fish with the largest mouth and no teeth?&quot; Another user comments humorously about it\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"910\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/aed929477dd933193bd7f68c856ca93a.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">13.On bad luck:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Two social media posts: One laments losing a cart and cigarettes, suspecting ghouls. The reply humorously asks if they're a Silk Road merchant\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"556\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/772e28b9b665bee9a03c56c8b62ffc31.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">14.On dads:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Tweet with two photos showing a meerkat using tools. The reply says, &quot;Your dad small as hell.&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"1094\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/9c771ae63c6b16f49826841f92f1b4da.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">15.On the doctor:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"A hand holds a lit cigarette and an apple. The caption humorously reads, &quot;the doctor is neither near nor far,&quot; referencing health choices\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"1226\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/9e7350c6423833674825e3634e0cc461.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">16.On life:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Image shows a comment on a post stating &quot;One cigarette shaves 20 minutes off your life.&quot; The comment reads, &quot;An 8 hour work day takes 8 hours from you.&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"950\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/0fb2c068299fb7001820b9e9f34ca36e.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> TikTok<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">17.On alligators:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Reddit joke post about Egyptian alligators in denial; top comment questions NSFW label, replying with alligators are unsafe in workplaces\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"710\" height=\"822\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/21364a872b2fa60f90e13ef84ac74c41.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">18.On cause for termination:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Reddit post in r\/starbucksbaristas discusses a barista biting a customer's hand. Commenter questions reaction; barista explains it was instinctive\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"848\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/de5de3d60a7b31e0d84c905923a6afca.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">19.On exercise:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Reddit exchange where a user claims weight loss without exercise due to pneumonia\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"720\" height=\"660\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/bb41c2cd556fde3f559c1d8c044c389e.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Related: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/kristatorres\/confusing-signs-reddit-june-6-2025?utm_source=yahoo-recirc-links\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:I&#039;m Begging For Someone To Explain These 13 Photos That Have Completely Destroyed My Ability To Think;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">I&#8217;m Begging For Someone To Explain These 13 Photos That Have Completely Destroyed My Ability To Think<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">20.On first experiences:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Social media post with user comments: One user says they haven't murdered 8 people. Another asks for a story, to which a user humorously notes staying home not murdering\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"917\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/376046bdc9dfa4e4fe3affdbfa68a437.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">21.On the inevitable march of time:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"A user asks about a bio age discrepancy, followed by a response: &quot;you're never gonna believe what happened to me,&quot; with over 88,000 notes\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"736\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/0a5b55a92b9d4d2649874ad8b239bfe5.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">22.On insects:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Reddit screenshot: A question asks Reddit about having relations with an insect scaled to human size. A highly upvoted reply questions the sanity of the asker\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"735\" height=\"399\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/d9fb023eb5c078085569b2f3f0c37f97.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">23.On sleep-talking:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Reddit post: &quot;What\u2019s the strangest thing you\u2019ve heard someone say in their sleep?&quot; Reply: A dad laughed, remembered the Mesozoic era, then snored\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"794\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/da25f27fa40318d14987e7600d50c911.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">24.On perception:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"YouTube comments about video effects and a playful response saying &quot;greg gerg.&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"618\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/6420b95e0d490bbe690092467b70d4c0.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> YouTube<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Greg Gerg, indeed.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">25.On surprises:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"A humorous social media post with phrases expressing surprise, like &quot;my dumb? founded&quot; and &quot;my gob??? smacked.&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"780\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/90c3e4e23a877e467dfbae1382e791d2.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">26.On pollen:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Image comparing a pollen grain and the Death Star with text: &quot;Pollen,&quot; &quot;Death Star,&quot; &quot;Any Questions?&quot; Comment below says, &quot;How come nobody loves me?&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"935\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/6761b2d550971413e21fbb019e9c2237.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> Facebook<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">27.On strange places:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Reddit post asking &quot;What's the wildest place you\u2019ve masturbated in?&quot; with a humorous reply: &quot;Turn around.&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"617\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/b97ad4a213fc8a56dbe508425d15b6bb.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">28.On BIRTH:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Cake with the word &quot;BIRTH&quot; in icing. Icing colors leaked, creating a messy appearance. Caption humorously describes the baking mishap\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"758\" height=\"900\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/23dbeb64184cf011e464fb03b25285ad.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Related: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/ajanibazile\/embarrassing-photos?utm_source=yahoo-recirc-links\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:30 Photos Of Excruciatingly Embarrassing Moments That People Totally Brought On Themselves;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">30 Photos Of Excruciatingly Embarrassing Moments That People Totally Brought On Themselves<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">29.On prices:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Image with overlay text: &quot;If you could permanently change the price of something to $1, what would it be?&quot; Comment: &quot;It costs nothing to be nice&quot; reaction\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"721\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/05e4987caae83010ee6a92ce3c82e166.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> Instagram<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">30.On cats:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Tweet by &quot;will&quot;: &quot;having a male cat is so cool, it's like having a eunuch advisor who doesn\u2019t know anything about the world.&quot; Comment by &quot;Paro&quot;: &quot;I don't understand.&quot; Will replies: &quot;Strange given your title.&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"1255\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/50df8fc41d69ec19681b891258624311.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">31.On philosophy:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Anonymous asks if the user is a philosopher; the user humorously denies it; another replies comparing it to Socrates' idea of knowing nothing\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"846\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/47232b5bb5e8c5bd388787d4bcd3c41a.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">32.On speed:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"A picture of Earth with question &quot;What if a needle hit earth at the speed of light?&quot; Responses: &quot;nothign can get at the speed of light,&quot; &quot;light can&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"997\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/0bc8ac05fe8f4b7fdeda5a91c4415db5.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> TikTok<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">33.On song titles:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Comments exchange about a song called &quot;The Red Song,&quot; involving confusion over a previous comment about missing someone\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"639\" height=\"671\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/8768abe9473c869aaae014f28830ddfa.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> YouTube<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">34.On bad music:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Post shows headphones disintegrating in hand with text: &quot;Headphones purchased 1 year ago brand new, I've barely used them. Why does this always happen?&quot; Comment jokes it's the user's music taste\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"1221\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/294c70db99684746a906ad6929af2fd6.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">35.On Napoleon:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"&quot;Napoleon was buried without his penis,&quot; &quot;Not unusual; I think most people get buried without Napoleon's penis&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"856\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/2139e0d562ae40652927d2c69f71f619.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">36.And on French toast sticks:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"&quot;Hey guys I'm making French toast sticks in the oven; I'm gonna take a quick nap, wake me up in 5 minutes so I can flip them over&quot;; &quot;Randy it's been 5 minutes, flip your sticks&quot; &quot;snnnzzzz,&quot; 'RANDY YOUR STICKS&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"1043\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/00014c4e93b8cbaf5d94c86b4b324db3.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p>Advertisement<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">RANDY!!!!!<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">37.On eye color:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Image showing a Reddit post asking if one's eyes are considered brown, with a close-up of brown eyes and a comment about posting them\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"574\" height=\"984\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/9ed5958b65b1c96400f32d75129f00db.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">38.On challenges:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Text reads: &quot;Destroying my mom's bed frame challenge.&quot; Comments discuss disapproval of a grown man destroying the bed for no reason\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"1502\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/910f03637b2014c7a9918e6e8a24f802.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> Instagram<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">39.On cooking:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"A comment critiques a steak recipe, listing cooking errors. The creator responds with &quot;Ok Gordon Ramsay,&quot; humorously acknowledging the criticism\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"632\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/d2a733e4641c13eeb6319145851a21c4.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> TikTok<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">40.On charisma:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Comment exchange: Ryan Cooper critiques the use of &quot;rizz&quot; in place of &quot;charisma.&quot; Darin Jacob Lee jokingly replies, rhyming Ryan's name with &quot;cryan pooper.&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"456\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/c9d83a379c9aafca34a4994ac7d8af60.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> Facebook<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">41.On a fresh, new idea:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"A humorous conversation where Mariusz creates complex spellings for numbers, and G questions it by asking about substance use\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"917\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/a156f0e58391d3caf8e7ea98b00b7aa1.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">42.On safety:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Reddit post: &quot;You have 5 minutes... What is your strategy to survive?&quot; Top comment: &quot;Go to the LIVING ROOM.&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"720\" height=\"726\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/fc1e1fc7e87678189ca64f5d99b7c7f0.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Related: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/scarymouse\/wholesome-posts-from-this-week-april-11?utm_source=yahoo-recirc-links\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:If You&#039;re A Little Stressed... For Some Reason... Here Are 23 Of The Cutest, Most Wholesome Posts From This Week That I Compiled To Lower Your Blood Pressure And Make You Smile;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">If You&#8217;re A Little Stressed&#8230; For Some Reason&#8230; Here Are 23 Of The Cutest, Most Wholesome Posts From This Week That I Compiled To Lower Your Blood Pressure And Make You Smile<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">43.On spears:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Reddit post asking about ribcage protection, with a response involving poking a lion through a cage, followed by a humorous reaction\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"909\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/bc2d8f8ea8ad27dc2fd48d9f93346639.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">44.On galaxies:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Text exchange about renaming the Milky Way: suggestions include &quot;The creamy way,&quot; due to potential alien misunderstanding\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"866\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/05886966bfb32ed4478fc47bada5d08f.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">45.On trees:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Text post humorously suggests trees live underground, using above-ground parts as snorkels; comment agrees with the amusing logic\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"507\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/d9554af04c352feac8de1efae3d842ab.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">46.On life:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Screenshot of a humorous online post about a fictional story. Main post discusses a mother's protective obsession. Comment humorously references spelling\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"875\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/1ad534ce31a445800b60c2cb5497f241.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">47.On fun facts:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Reddit post asking for a fun fact. Top comment: &quot;I turned 11 on 11\/11\/11.&quot; Edit adds: &quot;11\/11\/11 for non-Americans.&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"774\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/4c0e4d656b3c6e1655b24eab479eb07f.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">48.On sitcoms:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"someone wanting to question someone's definition of a sitcom\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"888\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/eb1608d5cebbfb948461df5703d31bf2.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">49.On beautiful pet names:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Printout of tests, including &quot;Dental Prophylaxis Everything Bagel,&quot; &quot;Exam Presurgical Everything Bagel,&quot; &quot;Anesthesia General Everything Bagel,&quot; &quot;Rabies Everything Bagel,&quot; w\/caption: &quot;My cat's name makes her vet bills look like fucked-up breakfast orders&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"1340\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/fe1a7545ce9d648b99c3f6a3a25a4690.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">50.On making money:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"someone asks what you would do if you got 100$ every time you ask a question and get rejected and someone says they would ask for $100\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"466\" height=\"502\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/e77686c0e3df34c20eeaa0a0aafc967a.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">51.On REAL conspiracies:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Screenshot of a forum discussion about conspiracy theories. One user jokes that prescription medication is named after an elf\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"675\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/093eb436e012435c0229f865110b308b.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">52.On weaknesses:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Someone asks what a woman's biggest weakness is, and someone responds asteroids\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"638\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/d10fc127b22ca0d5fc6bec43ba6c54ce.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">53.On plants:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Someone says please name this plant, and someone responds with &quot;George&quot;\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"659\" height=\"866\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/b3458f3c93ca0cb98470abf30930c4df.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p> Facebook<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">54.On the tough questions:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"someone asks would you rather 1000 roaches or a person be in your attack and someone responds this is the first time i've had to devote lots of time to a would you rather\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"1021\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/1bfe51569139e8e88396d6d1542d44ff.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">55.And on pizza tips:<\/p>\n<p><img alt=\"Two tweets: One advises flipping a pizza slice with an image of a pizza. A reply says &quot;Looks awful.&quot; The original responder replies sarcastically\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"960\" height=\"1489\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/71ddb0bfb9c9f740f60bf86db60ef2c0.jpeg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Ouch.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Also in Internet Finds: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/kristatorres\/funny-women-tweets-august-2-2025?utm_source=yahoo-recirc-links\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:19 Funny Women Who Tweeted Things So Hilarious I Woke Up My Roommate At 3 A.M. And Now She&#039;s Threatening To Move Out;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">19 Funny Women Who Tweeted Things So Hilarious I Woke Up My Roommate At 3 A.M. And Now She&#8217;s Threatening To Move Out<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Also in Internet Finds: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/alanavalko\/disturbing-discoveries-in-homes?utm_source=yahoo-recirc-links\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:15 Disturbing Photos Of Things People Found In Real Homes That Basically Feel Like The Opening Of A Horror Movie;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">15 Disturbing Photos Of Things People Found In Real Homes That Basically Feel Like The Opening Of A Horror Movie<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Also in Internet Finds: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/hannahmarder\/entitled-bridezilla?utm_source=yahoo-recirc-links\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:42 Brides Who Were So Completely Self-Absorbed That Their Wedding Planners Probably Needed Therapy Afterward;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">42 Brides Who Were So Completely Self-Absorbed That Their Wedding Planners Probably Needed Therapy Afterward<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/daves4\/best-internet-responses-august-2025?utm_source=yahoo-recirc-links\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Read it on BuzzFeed.com;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Read it on BuzzFeed.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"1.On babies: Facebook 2.On family dinners: 3.On being remembered: 4.On desire: Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement 5.On true evil:&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":110272,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[1325,53360,1638,86,56,54,55],"class_list":{"0":"post-110271","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-internet","8":"tag-facebook","9":"tag-family-dinners","10":"tag-internet","11":"tag-technology","12":"tag-uk","13":"tag-united-kingdom","14":"tag-unitedkingdom"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=110271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/110271\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/110272"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=110271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=110271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=110271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}