{"id":200423,"date":"2025-10-14T22:32:14","date_gmt":"2025-10-14T22:32:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/200423\/"},"modified":"2025-10-14T22:32:14","modified_gmt":"2025-10-14T22:32:14","slug":"delightfully-dumb-horror-the-velocipastor-about-a-priest-who-turns-into-a-dinosaur-gets-new-streaming-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/200423\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Delightfully dumb&#8221; horror The VelociPastor about a priest who turns into a dinosaur gets new streaming home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"1\" class=\"css-18ljdn6 emevuu60\">Halloween month is all about watching <a href=\"https:\/\/www.digitalspy.com\/movies\/g45622874\/scariest-horror-movies\/\" target=\"_blank\" data-vars-ga-outbound-link=\"https:\/\/www.digitalspy.com\/movies\/g45622874\/scariest-horror-movies\/\" data-vars-ga-ux-element=\"Hyperlink\" data-vars-ga-call-to-action=\"some classic horror films\" data-node-id=\"1.1\" class=\"body-link css-1lh7k7j emevuu60\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">some classic horror films<\/a> and catching up on the more recent entries to the canon you might have missed in cinemas, but part of is also about watching some glorious low-budget shlock.<\/p>\n<p data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"4\" class=\"css-18ljdn6 emevuu60\">A good example of this is 2018&#8217;s The VelociPastor, which recently became available to watch with a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/gp\/video\/detail\/B0DSHF2CK8\/?tag=digitalspy.com-21\" target=\"_blank\" data-vars-ga-outbound-link=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/gp\/video\/detail\/B0DSHF2CK8\/\" data-vars-ga-ux-element=\"Hyperlink\" data-vars-ga-call-to-action=\"Prime Video\" data-vars-ga-product-id=\"7f1e11b5-7aa0-4695-91ac-53eb456283db\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" data-node-id=\"4.3\" data-href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/gp\/video\/detail\/B0DSHF2CK8\/\" data-product-url=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/gp\/video\/detail\/B0DSHF2CK8\/\" data-affiliate=\"true\" data-affiliate-url=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/gp\/video\/detail\/B0DSHF2CK8\/?tag=digitalspy.com-21\" data-affiliate-network=\"{&quot;site_id&quot;:&quot;53fd7fa5-d43c-401b-823b-b21cf6cddcd6&quot;,&quot;metadata&quot;:{&quot;links&quot;:{&quot;default&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/gp\/video\/detail\/B0DSHF2CK8\/?tag=digitalspy.com-21&quot;,&quot;sem&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/gp\/video\/detail\/B0DSHF2CK8\/?tag=digitalspy.co.uk-lift-21&quot;,&quot;social&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/gp\/video\/detail\/B0DSHF2CK8\/?tag=digitalspy.co.uk-soc-lift-21&quot;}},&quot;network&quot;:{&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Amazon&quot;},&quot;product_metadata&quot;:null,&quot;afflink_redirect&quot;:&quot;\/_p\/afflink\/ymaM\/amazon-placeholder&quot;}\" data-vars-ga-product-price=\"$0.00\" data-vars-ga-product-retailer-id=\"b532539f-817c-4b1f-ba3a-b5ad62505c3a\" data-vars-ga-link-treatment=\"(not set) | (not set)\" class=\"body-link product-links css-1lh7k7j e1aq0z090\">Prime Video<\/a> subscription.<\/p>\n<p data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"6\" class=\"css-18ljdn6 emevuu60\">Although it might be hard to tell from the title, the film is about a pastor who (stay with us here) transforms into a dinosaur.<\/p>\n<p>What to Read Next<\/p>\n<p data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"10\" class=\"css-18ljdn6 emevuu60\">Having received the mysterious power during a trip abroad, he is at first horrified by his new ability, but is convinced by a hooker to use his power to fight crime. As we see <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=JppwKpfOgyo\" target=\"_blank\" data-vars-ga-outbound-link=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=JppwKpfOgyo\" data-vars-ga-ux-element=\"Hyperlink\" data-vars-ga-call-to-action=\"in the trailer\" data-node-id=\"10.1\" class=\"body-link css-1lh7k7j emevuu60\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">in the trailer<\/a>, that means scrapping with ninjas who like to hang out in tents in the park in broad daylight.<\/p>\n<p><img draggable=\"true\" alt=\"the velocipastor official trailer\" title=\"The VelociPastor official trailer\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"3000\" height=\"1600\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" style=\"color:transparent;width:100%;height:auto;\"   src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/the-velocipastor-trailer-68ee45ec5ca6b.jpg\" class=\"css-0 e1g79fud0\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Wild Eye Releasing<\/p>\n<p data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"13\" class=\"css-18ljdn6 emevuu60\">Related: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.digitalspy.com\/tech\/best-tech-deals\/g35899960\/best-streaming-services\/\" target=\"_blank\" data-vars-ga-outbound-link=\"https:\/\/www.digitalspy.com\/tech\/best-tech-deals\/g35899960\/best-streaming-services\/\" data-vars-ga-ux-element=\"Hyperlink\" data-vars-ga-call-to-action=\"Best streaming services in 2025\" data-node-id=\"13.2\" class=\"body-link css-1lh7k7j emevuu60\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Best streaming services in 2025<\/a><\/p>\n<p data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"15\" class=\"css-18ljdn6 emevuu60\">Unsurprisingly, fans like the film more than the critics, with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rottentomatoes.com\/m\/the_velocipastor_2019\" target=\"_blank\" data-vars-ga-outbound-link=\"https:\/\/www.rottentomatoes.com\/m\/the_velocipastor_2019\" data-vars-ga-ux-element=\"Hyperlink\" data-vars-ga-call-to-action=\"Rotten Tomatoes\" data-node-id=\"15.1\" class=\"body-link css-1lh7k7j emevuu60\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Rotten Tomatoes<\/a> scores of 75% positive and 59% positive, respectively.<\/p>\n<p data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"17\" class=\"css-18ljdn6 emevuu60\">&#8220;Velocipastor knows exactly what it is: a sincere parody that is genuinely funny,&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/nerdist.com\/article\/velocipastor-review\/\" target=\"_blank\" data-vars-ga-outbound-link=\"https:\/\/nerdist.com\/article\/velocipastor-review\/\" data-vars-ga-ux-element=\"Hyperlink\" data-vars-ga-call-to-action=\"Nerdist\" data-node-id=\"17.3\" class=\"body-link css-1lh7k7j emevuu60\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Nerdist<\/a> wrote. &#8220;Some of the dialogue is so good, plenty of lines will be fun to yell out in a theater.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"19\" class=\"css-18ljdn6 emevuu60\">&#8220;[Lead actor Greg] Cohan is disarmingly charming, and the laughs and gore pop up regularly,&#8221; said <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nashvillescene.com\/arts_culture\/film_tv\/velocipastors-zombie-motorcyclists-and-more-now-available-to-stream\/article_5a6b45f4-1b33-11ec-ad51-0733102e471b.html\" target=\"_blank\" data-vars-ga-outbound-link=\"https:\/\/www.nashvillescene.com\/arts_culture\/film_tv\/velocipastors-zombie-motorcyclists-and-more-now-available-to-stream\/article_5a6b45f4-1b33-11ec-ad51-0733102e471b.html\" data-vars-ga-ux-element=\"Hyperlink\" data-vars-ga-call-to-action=\"Nashville Scene\" data-node-id=\"19.1\" class=\"body-link css-1lh7k7j emevuu60\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Nashville Scene<\/a>, while <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pajiba.com\/film_reviews\/review-the-velocipastor-is-a-slyly-sophisticated-and-delightfully-dumb-movie.php\" target=\"_blank\" data-vars-ga-outbound-link=\"https:\/\/www.pajiba.com\/film_reviews\/review-the-velocipastor-is-a-slyly-sophisticated-and-delightfully-dumb-movie.php\" data-vars-ga-ux-element=\"Hyperlink\" data-vars-ga-call-to-action=\"Pajiba\" data-node-id=\"19.3\" class=\"body-link css-1lh7k7j emevuu60\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Pajiba<\/a> called it &#8220;slyly sophisticated and delightfully dumb&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"21\" class=\"css-18ljdn6 emevuu60\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickeringmyth.com\/movie-review-the-velocipastor-2019\/\" target=\"_blank\" data-vars-ga-outbound-link=\"https:\/\/www.flickeringmyth.com\/movie-review-the-velocipastor-2019\/\" data-vars-ga-ux-element=\"Hyperlink\" data-vars-ga-call-to-action=\"Flickering Myth\" data-node-id=\"21.0\" class=\"body-link css-1lh7k7j emevuu60\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Flickering Myth<\/a> didn&#8217;t think it hit the mark, writing that: &#8220;Even with the over the top silliness it&#8217;s clearly embracing and relishing in, it&#8217;s not quite able to be convincing enough as a spoof comedy of a B movie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img draggable=\"true\" alt=\"the velocipastor official trailer\" title=\"The VelociPastor official trailer\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"3000\" height=\"1581\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" style=\"color:transparent;width:100%;height:auto;\"   src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/the-velocipastor-trailer-68ee45ec46a50.jpg\" class=\"css-0 e1g79fud0\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Wild Eye Releasing<\/p>\n<p data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"24\" class=\"css-18ljdn6 emevuu60\">Related: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.digitalspy.com\/movies\/a68997134\/wake-up-dead-man-review-knives-out\/\" target=\"_blank\" data-vars-ga-outbound-link=\"https:\/\/www.digitalspy.com\/movies\/a68997134\/wake-up-dead-man-review-knives-out\/\" data-vars-ga-ux-element=\"Hyperlink\" data-vars-ga-call-to-action=\"Wake Up Dead Man is the darkest Knives Out mystery yet \u2013 but still totally entertaining\" data-node-id=\"24.0.1\" class=\"body-link css-1lh7k7j emevuu60\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Wake Up Dead Man is the darkest Knives Out mystery yet \u2013 but still totally entertaining<\/a> <\/p>\n<p data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"26\" class=\"css-18ljdn6 emevuu60\">The film has proven to have quite the legs since it first released. The filmmakers had a panel and screening at New York Comic-con over the weekend, where <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DPurxW4DF-C\/?hl=en-gb\" target=\"_blank\" data-vars-ga-outbound-link=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DPurxW4DF-C\/?hl=en-gb\" data-vars-ga-ux-element=\"Hyperlink\" data-vars-ga-call-to-action=\"one of them walked around in a dinosaur costume\" data-node-id=\"26.1\" class=\"body-link css-1lh7k7j emevuu60\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">one of them walked around in a dinosaur costume<\/a> (of course).<\/p>\n<p data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"28\" class=\"css-18ljdn6 emevuu60\">A new DVD and Blu-ray edition taken from the 4K master has also <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DPsNe0AjFQB\/?hl=en-gb&amp;img_index=1\" target=\"_blank\" data-vars-ga-outbound-link=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DPsNe0AjFQB\/?hl=en-gb&amp;img_index=1\" data-vars-ga-ux-element=\"Hyperlink\" data-vars-ga-call-to-action=\"just been announced\" data-node-id=\"28.1\" class=\"body-link css-1lh7k7j emevuu60\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">just been announced<\/a>, while a sequel wrapped up filming in 2023 and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DOgli7IETav\/?hl=en-gb\" target=\"_blank\" data-vars-ga-outbound-link=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DOgli7IETav\/?hl=en-gb\" data-vars-ga-ux-element=\"Hyperlink\" data-vars-ga-call-to-action=\"recently had\" data-node-id=\"28.3\" class=\"body-link css-1lh7k7j emevuu60\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">recently had<\/a> its music and practical FX shots all sorted.<\/p>\n<p data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"30\" class=\"css-18ljdn6 emevuu60\">The VelociPastor is available to stream now on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/amazonprime?tag=digitalspy.com-21\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" data-vars-ga-outbound-link=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/amazonprime?tag=digitalspy.com-21\" data-vars-ga-ux-element=\"Hyperlink\" data-vars-ga-call-to-action=\"Prime Video\" data-vars-ga-product-id=\"1595b6cb-9428-406e-8a21-d6705df7d9d1\" data-node-id=\"30.0.2\" data-href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/amazonprime?tag=digitalspy.com-21\" data-product-url=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/amazonprime?tag=digitalspy.com-21\" data-affiliate=\"true\" data-affiliate-url=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/amazonprime?tag=digitalspy.com-21\" data-affiliate-network=\"{&quot;site_id&quot;:&quot;53fd7fa5-d43c-401b-823b-b21cf6cddcd6&quot;,&quot;metadata&quot;:{&quot;links&quot;:{&quot;default&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/amazonprime?tag=digitalspy.com-21&quot;,&quot;sem&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/amazonprime?tag=digitalspy.co.uk-lift-21&quot;,&quot;social&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/amazonprime?tag=digitalspy.co.uk-soc-lift-21&quot;}},&quot;network&quot;:{&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Amazon&quot;},&quot;product_metadata&quot;:null,&quot;afflink_redirect&quot;:&quot;\/_p\/afflink\/ymgz\/amazon&quot;}\" data-vars-ga-product-brand=\"amazon.co.uk\" data-vars-ga-product-retailer-id=\"aa3dfd4f-079b-40e1-9879-28636a0c2a95\" data-vars-ga-product-sem3-brand=\"amazon.co.uk\" data-vars-ga-link-treatment=\"(not set) | (not set)\" class=\"body-link product-links css-1lh7k7j e1aq0z090\" data->Prime Video<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p data-journey-content=\"true\" data-node-id=\"33\" class=\"css-18ljdn6 emevuu60\">The new edition of Living Legends is here! <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hearstmagazines.co.uk\/special-editions-subscriptions-lvgladygaga\" data-vars-ga-outbound-link=\"https:\/\/www.hearstmagazines.co.uk\/special-editions-subscriptions-lvgladygaga\" data-vars-ga-ux-element=\"Hyperlink\" data-vars-ga-call-to-action=\"Buy Gaga in newsagents or online\" data-node-id=\"33.0.3\" class=\"body-link css-1lh7k7j emevuu60\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Buy Gaga in newsagents or online<\/a>, priced at just \u00a38.99.<br data-node-id=\"33.0.5\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/1760481134_413_6bf117e6-90c2-44bc-a2bb-92355b4636ba_1550228669.file\" alt=\"Headshot of Joe Anderton\" title=\"Headshot of Joe Anderton\" width=\"100%\" height=\"100%\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"css-o0wq4v ev8dhu53\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Joe Anderton is a freelance news writer at Digital Spy, having worked there since 2016. In his time, he&#8217;s covered a host of live events and interviewed celebrities big and small. A big fan of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.digitalspy.com\/tv\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">TV<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.digitalspy.com\/movies\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">movies<\/a> both mainstream and obscure, Joe also enjoys video games and in particular PlayStation. Joe currently does not use Twitter, but he only ever used it to tell people to watch the film Help! 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