When Erling Haaland is not showing his \u2018true colours\u2019 by taking a bath, he is somehow scoring 13 goals despite Man City lacking creativity.<\/p>\n
It just shows that you can see what you want to see. And one man has seen that Haaland is starved of service.<\/p>\n
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Let\u2019s translate<\/p>\n
\u2018Arsenal face title race reality with Liverpool and Man City point proven as top three begins to take shape despite indifferent form\u2019 \u2013 Mirror.<\/p>\n
Translation: Arsenal, Manchester City and Liverpool are now the top three<\/a>. You\u2019re welcome.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Who is winning the Premier League this week?<\/p>\n There\u2019s some tremendous clutching of straws as Arsenal actually widened their lead at the top of the Premier League, with a four-point gap becoming six points after a routine win over Burnley. They have conceded three goals in 10 games, FFS.<\/p>\n \u2018Gary Neville makes fresh Liverpool Premier League title prediction after Arsenal win\u2019 is the headline in the Evening Standard, while the Liverpool Echo go with \u2018Gary Neville makes new Premier League title race prediction after Liverpool statement\u2019.<\/p>\n Sorry but does he f***.<\/p>\n Neville has quite famously predicted an Arsenal Premier League title win in each of the last three seasons and he is not remotely changing his mind now. There is no \u2018fresh Liverpool Premier League title prediction\u2019; Neville has simply repeated himself in saying that \u201cArsenal would have to beat themselves not to win it\u201d.<\/p>\n As for Liverpool\u2026you will be shocked to learn that actual champions Liverpool are the \u201conly team\u201d who could take advantage<\/a> if Arsenal somehow f*** it up.<\/p>\n It\u2019s fresh. It\u2019s new. Oh wait, it\u2019s nothing of the sodding sort.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Haal of a struggle<\/p>\n Very little from the Daily Telegraph\u2018s Jason Burt about the boring sh*tness of this Premier League season<\/a> after he watched Manchester City beat Bournemouth 3-1, with City not scoring a single set-piece goal.<\/p>\n But we are treated to this nonsense:<\/p>\n Can Rayan Cherki be Manchester City\u2019s new Kevin De Bruyne for Erling Haaland? Cherki provided two assists for the phenomenal striker, as City beat high-flying Bournemouth, and also provided some compelling evidence that he can fill the creative gap left by De Bruyne\u2019s departure.<\/p>\n Haaland will certainly hope so. As well as he has linked with Phil Foden, he needs even more ammunition \u2013 City actually do not create enough chances for him \u2013 and Cherki appears capable of doing just that.<\/p>\n Sorry what? \u2018City actually do not create enough chances for him\u2019?<\/p>\n The player with 13 Premier League goals who has had the most shots by far with the biggest cumulative xG by far in the Premier League? That Erling Haaland? Starved of service, is he?<\/p>\n