{"id":25802,"date":"2025-07-26T20:42:16","date_gmt":"2025-07-26T20:42:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/25802\/"},"modified":"2025-07-26T20:42:16","modified_gmt":"2025-07-26T20:42:16","slug":"read-an-excerpt-from-meghan-quinns-merry-christmas-you-filthy-animal-exclusive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/25802\/","title":{"rendered":"Read an Excerpt From Meghan Quinn&#8217;s &#8216;Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal&#8217; (Exclusive)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> NEED TO KNOW<br \/>\nBestselling author Meghan Quinn has a new holiday romance on the wayMerry Christmas, You Filthy Animal, out in October, is a spinoff of her 2024 book How My Neighbor Stole ChristmasRead an exclusive excerpt here<\/p>\n<p id=\"mntl-sc-block_2-0\" class=\"comp mntl-sc-block mntl-sc-block-html\"> Ring in the holidays a few months early with Meghan Quinn\u2019s latest book!<\/p>\n<p>PEOPLE has an exclusive first look at the author\u2019s new novel, Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal, set to publish this fall via Bloom Books.<\/p>\n<p>The book is a loose spinoff to the author\u2019s 2024 enemies-to-lovers romance <a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/114093\/9781464230158\" data-component=\"link\" data-source=\"inlineLink\" data-type=\"externalLink\" data-ordinal=\"1\" rel=\"sponsored nofollow noskim noopener\" target=\"_blank\">How My Neighbor Stole Christmas<\/a>, about two rivals who meet while competing in their town&#8217;s annual holiday contest. Though an official synopsis for the new novel has not yet been released, Bloom Books calls it a \u201cbrand new holiday rom-com with all the humor and heat her fans adore.\u201d\n<\/p>\n<p> The cover of &#8216;Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal&#8217; by Meghan Quinn.<\/p>\n<p>Bloom Books<\/p>\n<p id=\"mntl-sc-block_5-0\" class=\"comp mntl-sc-block mntl-sc-block-html\"> In addition to her holiday-themed books, Quinn is also the bestselling author of multiple series, along with the standalone rom-com <a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/114093\/9781464246746\" data-component=\"link\" data-source=\"inlineLink\" data-type=\"externalLink\" data-ordinal=\"1\" rel=\"sponsored nofollow noskim noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Till Summer Do Us Part<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Read an exclusive excerpt from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Merry-Christmas-Filthy-Animal-Standard\/dp\/1464246920?tag=people-onsite-backup-20\" data-component=\"amazon\" data-source=\"affiliate\" data-type=\"externalLink\" data-ordinal=\"2\" rel=\"sponsored nofollow noskim noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal<\/a> below.<\/p>\n<p>Narrator: And through the woods, without a hug, Max trudges over broken tree trunks, under snow-laden branches, subtly tripping here and there but with one mission on his mind: to find out who this Betty, the niece of Dwight Yokel, really is and what her intentions are. Because in his eyes, right now, she\u2019s seeming like a real wench.\n<\/p>\n<p id=\"mntl-sc-block_9-0\" class=\"comp mntl-sc-block mntl-sc-block-html\"> I slip my slippers onto my feet and then look at myself one more time in the mirror to make sure I rubbed in all my lotion. I turn off the bathroom light and start to settle in for the night when I see a flash of light in the window again. Startled, I pause where I\u2019m at in the kitchen and reach into the fridge, pulling out another two-liter of soda, this time Coca-Cola, and I bring it up to my chest just as there\u2019s a knock at the door.\n<\/p>\n<p> Meghan Quinn.<\/p>\n<p>Julie Harris<\/p>\n<p id=\"mntl-sc-block_12-0\" class=\"comp mntl-sc-block mntl-sc-block-html\"> Ready to attack, I shuffle toward the door, two-liter in position to take out a human, and I call out, \u201cWho is it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAtlas Maxheimer, without a crowbar.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>What is he doing here?<\/p>\n<p>Didn\u2019t he get the hint the other day at the farm that I want nothing to do with him?<\/p>\n<p>Or this morning when I sprinted across the street to avoid walking past him?<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI promise, I come in goodwill. I\u2019m not here to hurt you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Says the serial killer about to attack.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow do I know that?\u201d I ask.\n<\/p>\n<p id=\"mntl-sc-block_14-0\" class=\"comp mntl-sc-block mntl-sc-block-html\"> Never miss a story \u2014 sign up for<a href=\"https:\/\/people.com\/people-news-daily-newsletter-sign-up-8692701\" data-component=\"link\" data-source=\"inlineLink\" data-type=\"internalLink\" data-ordinal=\"1\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"> PEOPLE&#8217;s free daily newsletter<\/a> to stay up-to-date on the best of what PEOPLE has to offer\u200b\u200b, from celebrity news to compelling human interest stories.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause I\u2019m not that kind of guy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou were trying to break into my window with a crowbar. You are very much that kind of guy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat was a misunderstanding,\u201d he says through the door. \u201cAnd if you\u2019d give me a chance to apologize and explain, I\u2019d greatly appreciate it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow do I know you\u2019re not just trying to get me to open the door so you can bash my head in with your crowbar?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause once again, that\u2019s not something I\u2019d want to do. As much as it might seem that way from the two negative interactions you\u2019ve had with me, I don\u2019t like to spend time in jail.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I think about it for a second. I mean, if I\u2019m murdered, there will only be one person who gets called out for it, and it will be him. Given the freshly fallen snow and his footprints, all tracks will lead to him, so . . . I could possibly be protected.\n<\/p>\n<p id=\"mntl-sc-block_18-0\" class=\"comp mntl-sc-block mntl-sc-block-html\"> Not to mention I\u2019m curious about what he has to say and how he\u2019ll spin his little breaking and entering story. And sure, curiosity killed the cat and all, but I seem to want to test my fate tonight.<\/p>\n<p>So I say, \u201cI want your hands up where I can see them, and you will do what I say, or else I\u2019ll make sure the cops take your no-good keister off my property, understood?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo-good keister? What are you? An old-timey mobster?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJust answer the question. Understood?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I hear him chuckle on the other side of the door, but then he says, \u201cUnderstood.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHands are in the air?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHands are in the air,\u201d he calls out.<\/p>\n<p>I unlock the door and fling it open fast, startling Atlas so much that he jolts backwards.<\/p>\n<p>Copyright \u00a9 2025 by Meghan Quinn<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/114093\/9781464246920\" data-component=\"link\" data-source=\"inlineLink\" data-type=\"externalLink\" data-ordinal=\"1\" rel=\"sponsored nofollow noskim noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal<\/a> will be published on Oct. 14 and is now available for preorder, wherever books are sold.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"NEED TO KNOW Bestselling author Meghan Quinn has a new holiday romance on the wayMerry Christmas, You Filthy&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":25803,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[457,96,56,54,55],"class_list":{"0":"post-25802","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-books","8":"tag-books","9":"tag-entertainment","10":"tag-uk","11":"tag-united-kingdom","12":"tag-unitedkingdom"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25802","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25802"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25802\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25802"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25802"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25802"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}