\u2018Vinicius Junior seems unhappy at Real Madrid\u2019 so we imagine he will leap at the chance to join Manchester United if he watched them lose at Everton.<\/p>\n
United are \u2018monitoring\u2019 one of the biggest superstars in world football, apparently.<\/p>\n
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Manchester United in saying exactly the same thing<\/p>\n
Mediawatch is well aware that it is shouting at the clouds, p***ing in the wind and any other weather-related metaphors available, but this kind of content from the Mirror really is pathetic:<\/p>\n
Man Utd fans all say the same thing after 10-man Everton win at Old Trafford<\/p>\n
Do they? Or have you typed \u2018Man Utd embarrassing\u2019 into the X search bar and copied and pasted what you found?<\/p>\n
We could do the same with \u2018Man Utd ridiculous\u2019, \u2018Man Utd circus\u2019 or even \u2018Man Utd xylophone\u2019 (okay, that\u2019s rather less productive) and claim that \u2018Man Utd fans all say the same thing\u2019 too. But we don\u2019t. Because it\u2019s an absolutely ludicrous way to create \u2018news\u2019.<\/p>\n
\u2018Manchester United fans have all made the same complaint after their 1-0 loss to Everton at Old Trafford,\u2019 apparently. Sorry but have they f***. And not just because there are about 427 different things to complain about after that sh*t-show<\/a>.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Man Utd could be fixed by Vinicius<\/p>\n The alternative to \u2018all saying the same thing\u2019 for Manchester United fans is to dream of who could come in and make all their Red dreams come true. So we turn to the Manchester Evening News \u2018Man United transfer news LIVE\u2019 blog.<\/p>\n And of course the point of the\u00a0Manchester Evening News \u2018Man United transfer news LIVE\u2019 blog is to make fans believe enough to click. This is especially true after a pretty horrendous defeat to 10-man Everton.<\/p>\n Man United transfer news LIVE \u2013 Vinicius Jr bombshell, Scott McTominay return, Joao Gomes move<\/p>\n And there we have it: \u2018Vinicius Jr bombshell\u2019. And there would be no greater \u2018bombshell\u2019 than Vinicius Jr, who has started 10 La Liga games and three Champions League matches for Real Madrid this season \u2013 and is a starting forward for actual Brazil \u2013 joining the 10th best side in the Premier League<\/a> who did not even qualify for the Conference League.<\/p>\n That would truly be a \u2018bombshell\u2019. In fact, it would be utterly ludicrous.<\/p>\n \u2018Vinicius Junior seems unhappy at Real Madrid,\u2019 says the blog. But do you know where he would be even less happy? Manchester United. He would be absolutely sodding miserable there.<\/p>\n \u2018According to The Athletic, Vinicius Junior has informed Real Madrid officials he does not want to renew his contract at the Santiago Bernabeu given his strained relationship with Xabi Alonso,\u2019 we are told.<\/p>\n And do you know what The Athletic do not say? That Vinicius Jnr even wants to leave Real Madrid, never mind leave for the Manchester United Banter Circus.<\/p>\n And the MEN are not the only ones to give this ludicrous idea far more air than it deserves.<\/p>\n Even the BBC have lazily leant into the narrative: \u2018Gossip: Man Utd monitor unhappy Vinicius Jr.\u2019<\/p>\n And who has claimed that Manchester United are \u2018monitoring\u2019 one of the most famous footballers in the world, a concept that in itself is pretty ridiculous?<\/p>\n Well, the BBC link to the Mirror and this story: \u2018Premier League giants on red alert as Vinicius Jr opens door to shock transfer.\u2019<\/p>\n But even the shameless Mirror do not claim that United are \u2018monitoring\u2019 the Real Madrid superstar; they just credit United with a \u2018historical interest\u2019.<\/p>\n That feels like rather a large leap forward to \u2018Gossip: Man Utd monitor unhappy Vinicius Jr\u2019 from a broadcaster that really should know better.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Man Utd swap shop<\/p>\n \u2018Man Utd can send three stars to Bournemouth in sensational Antoine Semenyo swap deal\u2019 \u2013 Express, November 18.<\/p>\n \u2018Man Utd can send three players to Wolves in blockbuster Joao Gomes swap deal\u2019 \u2013 Express, November 25.<\/p>\n Can\u2019t wait to find out who Man Utd can send to Real Madrid in astonishing Vinicius Jnr swap deal. Do they need an \u2018ambling\u2019 left-back?<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Sack decision verdict shock<\/p>\n