{"id":290812,"date":"2025-11-30T03:48:08","date_gmt":"2025-11-30T03:48:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/290812\/"},"modified":"2025-11-30T03:48:08","modified_gmt":"2025-11-30T03:48:08","slug":"going-platinum-1-rocket-league","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/290812\/","title":{"rendered":"Going Platinum #1: Rocket League"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello. My name is Stephen Tailby, and I\u2019m fine, thanks.<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to a new feature on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pushsquare.com\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Push Square<\/a>, in which I recount every game I\u2019ve platinumed. It&#8217;s a verb now, alright? &#8220;You gonna platinum <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pushsquare.com\/games\/ps5\/balatro\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Balatro<\/a>, mate?*&#8221; It&#8217;s a verb, and it&#8217;s all good. We need to make peace with this now, because it&#8217;s gonna make things easier in the long run.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve platinumed dozens of games across PS5 and PS4, and I can&#8217;t figure out if I&#8217;m happy about that or not. I think it changes every so often; there have been periods in which I&#8217;ve gone seriously out of my way to achieve a platinum Trophy, and others where I don&#8217;t give the damn things a second thought.<\/p>\n<p>This feature will allow me to reflect on every game I&#8217;ve cared to platinum, and I&#8217;ve yet to work out if that&#8217;s worth doing, or entertaining in any way.<\/p>\n<p>At the very least, it might be fun, and the potential for fun is what we all buy into when we take a chance on a new game, right? Am I likening this feature to a video game? In a sense. Both are potentially fun.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here&#8217;s the first issue of Going Platinum. If you like it, please let me know, and if you don&#8217;t, well, I mean you can let me know as well, but just be nice about it.<\/p>\n<p>*The answer is no.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"scanlines\" title=\"Going Platinum #1: Rocket League 4\" href=\"https:\/\/images.pushsquare.com\/954d2ff13ee03\/going-platinum-1-rocket-league-4.large.jpg\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/going-platinum-1-rocket-league-4.900x.jpg\" width=\"900\" height=\"506\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Going Platinum #1: Rocket League 4\"\/><\/a> Image: Push Square<\/p>\n<p>Platinum Trophy #1: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pushsquare.com\/games\/ps4\/rocket_league\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Rocket League<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Date Earned: 11th November 2015<\/p>\n<p>Dopamine Index: <\/p>\n<p>For the longest time \u2014 by which I suppose I mean the seven years between their introduction and me earning this platinum \u2014 I didn&#8217;t give one solitary honk about Trophies.<\/p>\n<p>Making their debut in 2008 on PS3, at the time I probably thought they were kinda dumb, and let&#8217;s be honest, they are.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, they&#8217;re fun to collect, but their sole purpose is to keep you playing, and to keep you playing on PlayStation specifically.<\/p>\n<p>If you look at it that way, all you&#8217;re really doing by collecting Trophies is keeping Hermen Hulst happy. He wants user retention to go up, just like all the other numbers on his fancy charts.<\/p>\n<p>He and all those big execs at the top, quaffing champagne from Trophy-shaped chalices and laughing as you earnestly attempt <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pushsquare.com\/games\/ps5\/fall_guys\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Fall Guys&#8217;<\/a> &#8216;Infallible&#8217; Trophy for the 286th time. That&#8217;s it, keep playing, they think, a faded <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pushsquare.com\/games\/ps5\/concord\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Concord<\/a> standee wilted in the corner.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry. What I was trying to say is that I didn&#8217;t care about collecting Trophies one bit \u2014 until I got my first metallic taste of a platinum. Rocket League was my very first, and what a blast it was to get it.<\/p>\n<p>I think an important reason why I look back on this platinum Trophy so fondly is because I wasn&#8217;t really trying to get it. I just enjoyed playing the game so much that I got 99% of the base Trophy set from pure, natural fun.<\/p>\n<p>I played that dumb soc-car game alone, with friends, for 10 minutes or three hours, slowly getting better but never making it more than just a pastime. I do think there was a moment when I realised how close I was to the platinum, and thought it&#8217;d be cool to get it for this game I&#8217;m enjoying so much, but that&#8217;s about as far as it went.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s my favourite type of platinum, and it&#8217;s something I&#8217;ll probably say many times as these go on \u2014 ones unlocked through a sheer love of the game, whatever it is.<\/p>\n<p>Rocket League has changed a lot since I was actively playing, but I&#8217;ve no doubt that I&#8217;d have a good time with it if I booted it up right now.<\/p>\n<p>Cheers, Rocket League.<\/p>\n<p>Do you have the platinum Trophy in Rocket League? 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