{"id":356618,"date":"2026-01-07T07:36:28","date_gmt":"2026-01-07T07:36:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/356618\/"},"modified":"2026-01-07T07:36:28","modified_gmt":"2026-01-07T07:36:28","slug":"roger-ebert-didnt-mince-words-about-jason-statham-and-chris-evans-awful-2005-movie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/356618\/","title":{"rendered":"Roger Ebert Didn&#8217;t Mince Words About Jason Statham And Chris Evans&#8217; Awful 2005 Movie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>            &#13;<br \/>\n    &#13;<br \/>\n    &#13;<br \/>\n    &#13;<\/p>\n<p>&#13;<br \/>\n    &#13;<\/p>\n<p>                                             &#13;<br \/>\n                                                    &#13;<br \/>\n                            &#13;<br \/>\n                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"gallery-image \" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/intro-1767643777.jpg\" data-slide-url=\"https:\/\/www.slashfilm.com\/2068305\/roger-ebert-jason-statham-chris-evans-london-movie-review\/\" data-post-id=\"2068305\" data-slide-num=\"0\" data-slide-title=\"Roger Ebert Didn't Mince Words About Jason Statham And Chris Evans' Awful 2005 Movie: \" width=\"780\" height=\"438\" alt=\"Chris Evans' Syd holds his hand to his head as he lays down in London\"\/>&#13;<\/p>\n<p>                    Samuel Goldwyn Films<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">In 2005, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rogerebert.com\/reviews\/london-2006\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Roger Ebert<\/a> saw a film that was so bad he predicted that every one of his critical peers would dismiss it. He was right. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slashfilm.com\/525693\/roger-ebert-dies-at-70\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Ebert, who passed away in 2013<\/a>, was often generous with his reviews, like when <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slashfilm.com\/1917488\/samuel-l-jackson-crime-thriller-lakeview-terrace-perfect-score-roger-ebert\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">he gave Samuel L. Jackson&#8217;s mediocre &#8220;Lakeview Terrace&#8221; a perfect score<\/a>. He also <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slashfilm.com\/2054248\/roger-ebert-al-pacino-sports-movie-two-for-the-money-netflix\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">loved Al Pacino&#8217;s 2005 sports movie &#8220;Two for the Money,&#8221;<\/a> which otherwise received mixed reviews. That same year, however, he was aligned with every other critic who found &#8220;London&#8221; to be almost unwatchable, penning one of the harshest reviews he&#8217;d ever produced.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">The film was written and directed by Hunter Richards, who, perhaps unsurprisingly, given the critical response to &#8220;London,&#8221; hasn&#8217;t really done all that much since. He did write and direct a short called &#8220;Awake&#8221; in 2010 and wrote a 2014 feature called &#8220;Free the Nipple&#8221; which currently bears a disappointing 18% critic score on Rotten Tomatoes. But even that isn&#8217;t quite as bad as &#8220;London,&#8221; which only managed a 14% <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rottentomatoes.com\/m\/1157247-london\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Rotten Tomatoes<\/a> score and was excoriated by critics (who struggled to find a single likable thing about Richards&#8217; 2005 romantic drama).<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">&#8220;London&#8221; stars Chris Evans as a lovesick New Yorker who crashes his ex-girlfriend&#8217;s farewell party in an attempt to make amends before she departs for California. Instead of rekindling the pair&#8217;s romance, however, he spends most of the time in the bathroom with Jason Statham &#8230; and if that sounds like a bit of a drag, it is. One look at the reviews will tell you as much, but if the RT score isn&#8217;t enough to convince you, take it from Ebert, who at one point referred to the film merely as &#8220;dreck.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#13;<\/p>\n<p>                London is one of the worst movies in Chris Evans&#8217; filmography<\/p>\n<p>                                             &#13;<br \/>\n                                                    &#13;<br \/>\n                            &#13;<br \/>\n                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"gallery-image \" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/london-is-one-of-the-worst-movies-in-chris-evans-filmography-1767643778.jpg\" data-slide-url=\"https:\/\/www.slashfilm.com\/2068305\/roger-ebert-jason-statham-chris-evans-london-movie-review\/\" data-post-id=\"2068305\" data-slide-num=\"1\" data-slide-title=\"Roger Ebert Didn't Mince Words About Jason Statham And Chris Evans' Awful 2005 Movie: London is one of the worst movies in Chris Evans' filmography\" width=\"780\" height=\"438\" alt=\"Chris Evans' Syd lays in a bath while rubbing the feet of Jessica Biel's London in London\"\/>&#13;<\/p>\n<p>                    Samuel Goldwyn Films<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">In 2014, Chris Evans made his directorial debut with &#8220;Before We Go,&#8221; a sentimental romantic drama that was a lot better than critics at the time gave it credit for. Evans and his co-lead Alice Eve were both likable and had a lot of chemistry, and the film really immersed you in its late-night New York setting. It also shared a few things in common with &#8220;London,&#8221; with Evans playing a forlorn New Yorker wounded in love and pining after his ex, who he eventually confronts at a party. Unlike &#8220;London,&#8221; however, &#8220;Before We Go&#8221; was sort of charming and memorable.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">In the 2005 film, Evans&#8217; Syd discovers his ex-girlfriend, London (Jessica Biel), is leaving New York for California with her new boyfriend. But rather than handling the news in a normal way, Syd trashes his apartment and decides to crash London&#8217;s going away party. Making matters worse, he brings along Jason Statham&#8217;s Bateman, a banker who&#8217;s also Syd&#8217;s cocaine supplier. That particular cocktail of bad decisions and bad people naturally leads to a train wreck of a night, with Syd and Bateman spending most of their time in a bathroom and working their way through what looks like a lethal mix of coke and tequila, all the while discussing every subject imaginable.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">If you&#8217;re disappointed at the lack of Statham ass-kickery in that plot, don&#8217;t worry, there is a fight in this film, though it&#8217;s hardly the kind of thing that will satiate fans of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slashfilm.com\/1819749\/a-working-man-jason-statham-movie-review\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">the British hardman&#8217;s movies like &#8220;A Working Man.&#8221;<\/a> The tension comes from whether Syd will find the courage to confront London, but if you dare to give this critically-savaged film a go, you&#8217;ll probably tap out long before you find out the answer.<\/p>\n<p>&#13;<\/p>\n<p>                Roger Ebert didn&#8217;t hold back in his London review<\/p>\n<p>                                             &#13;<br \/>\n                                                    &#13;<br \/>\n                            &#13;<br \/>\n                        <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"gallery-image \" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/roger-ebert-didnt-hold-back-in-his-london-review-1767643779.jpg\" data-slide-url=\"https:\/\/www.slashfilm.com\/2068305\/roger-ebert-jason-statham-chris-evans-london-movie-review\/\" data-post-id=\"2068305\" data-slide-num=\"2\" data-slide-title=\"Roger Ebert Didn't Mince Words About Jason Statham And Chris Evans' Awful 2005 Movie: Roger Ebert didn't hold back in his London review\" width=\"780\" height=\"438\" alt=\"Chris Evans' Syd stands opposite Jason Statham's Bateman outside in London\"\/>&#13;<\/p>\n<p>                    Samuel Goldwyn Films<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Aside from the fact it&#8217;s upsetting to see Jason Statham with a full head of hair, &#8220;London&#8221; is a rough ride from start to finish. Critics certainly left no room for doubt in that regard, with Michael Rechtshaffen of The Hollywood Reporter marveling at what he called &#8220;some of the most numbingly self-absorbed and obnoxious characters ever assembled in a single film.&#8221; Elsewhere, Michael Phillips of the Chicago Tribune dubbed the movie an &#8220;aggravating twerp of an indie.&#8221; His fellow Windy City critic, Roger Ebert, however, was perhaps the most withering of all reviewers, which is saying something.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Not only did the Chicago Sun-Times critic give &#8220;London&#8221; a one-star review, he was so sure of the movie&#8217;s lack of merit that he predicted Hunter Richards was &#8220;going to get jumpy when the reviews of his movie appear.&#8221; Ebert knew this film was an unquestionable dud that his peers would similarly shred to pieces, but that didn&#8217;t temper his own criticism.<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">The nicest thing the critic had to say about &#8220;London&#8221; was when he praised Chris Evans and Statham for having &#8220;verbal facility and energy, which enables them to propel this dreck from one end of 92 minutes to the other.&#8221; He also highlighted the women of the film for being &#8220;perfectly adequate at playing bimbo cokeheads.&#8221; Otherwise he called the movie &#8220;bad&#8221; and &#8220;ugly,&#8221; and was clearly put off by every single character, especially the leads. &#8220;After I got to know Syd,&#8221; he wrote, &#8220;I was not surprised that he wasn&#8217;t invited [to the party], and I was not surprised that [London] was going away.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">&#8220;London&#8221; is free to watch on Tubi, which is actually one of the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.slashfilm.com\/1823083\/best-streaming-services-ranked\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">best streaming services<\/a>\u00a0(despite the fact its catalog features movies like &#8220;London&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>&#13;<br \/>\n    &#13;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"&#13; &#13; &#13; &#13; &#13; &#13; &#13; &#13; &#13; &#13; Samuel Goldwyn Films In 2005, Roger Ebert saw&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":356619,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[6491,96,56,54,55],"class_list":{"0":"post-356618","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-celebrities","8":"tag-celebrities","9":"tag-entertainment","10":"tag-uk","11":"tag-united-kingdom","12":"tag-unitedkingdom"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=356618"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356618\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/356619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=356618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=356618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=356618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}