{"id":368928,"date":"2026-01-14T07:35:08","date_gmt":"2026-01-14T07:35:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/368928\/"},"modified":"2026-01-14T07:35:08","modified_gmt":"2026-01-14T07:35:08","slug":"nikki-glasers-cut-golden-globes-jokes-are-savage-works-of-art-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/368928\/","title":{"rendered":"Nikki Glaser\u2019s cut Golden Globes jokes are savage works of art"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n Nikki Glaser isn\u2019t done taking jabs at the celebrities who were at the 2026 Golden Globes<\/a>.\n <\/p>\n

\n The comedian returned to host the event on Sunday night for the second time, kicking off the show with an opening monologue full of enough zingers<\/a> for a celebrity roast. But there were several jokes that, naturally, fell onto the cutting room floor.\n <\/p>\n

\n Glaser fired off a few of those cut jokes while appearing on \u201cThe Howard Stern Show\u201d<\/a> on Tuesday, and nobody was safe, including everyone from Julia Roberts to Jeff Goldblum. She also had a bunch more leveled at Sean Penn.\n <\/p>\n

\n Here are some of Glaser\u2019s spicier jokes that got cut:\n <\/p>\n

\u201cSean Penn is nominated tonight, I\u2019m assuming for best neck veins?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cLeo (DiCaprio), why are you always squinting? I mean, I assume it\u2019s to read your girlfriend\u2019s ID. Just making sure that the year starts with a 2.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cJulia Roberts is nominated for \u2018After The Hunt.\u2019 I don\u2019t know what it\u2019s about but I\u2019m assuming the hunt was to find someone who\u2019s seen it?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cJonathan Bailey is here. Jonathan is the first openly gay man to be named the \u2018Sexiest Man Alive\u2019 by People Magazine and at first I was like, \u2018Do we really need to say openly?\u2019 and then I looked at a list of past winners and I was like, \u2018Oh yeah, we do.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cJeff Goldblum is here tonight, not because he is nominated. Just because they were shooting an ad for Apartments.com down the street and he just kind of wandered in. Jeff doing ads for Apartments.com is hilarious. You haven\u2019t lived in apartments since you were a fly.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201c\u2019One Battle After Another\u2019 had so many incredible performances. Chase Infiniti is nominated for best actress tonight and Chase Infiniti is her real name. And this is true; if you apply now, you can earn 5% cash back on all travel booked through her through the end of the year, so get on that. It is a great deal.\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201c\u2018Pluribus\u2019 is nominated. Did you guys know that Pluribus is Latin for I haven\u2019t seen it?\u201d<\/p>\n

\u201cI just saw Sean Penn and maybe he\u2019s taking \u2018The Substance\u2019 wrong?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Nikki Glaser isn\u2019t done taking jabs at the celebrities who were at the 2026 Golden Globes. The comedian…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":368929,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[6491,96,56,54,55],"class_list":{"0":"post-368928","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-celebrities","8":"tag-celebrities","9":"tag-entertainment","10":"tag-uk","11":"tag-united-kingdom","12":"tag-unitedkingdom"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=368928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/368928\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/368929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=368928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=368928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=368928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}