{"id":372855,"date":"2026-01-16T07:25:08","date_gmt":"2026-01-16T07:25:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/372855\/"},"modified":"2026-01-16T07:25:08","modified_gmt":"2026-01-16T07:25:08","slug":"baby-dont-move-australian-woman-wakes-to-find-massive-python-on-her-chest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/372855\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Baby, don&#8217;t move&#8217;: Australian woman wakes to find massive python on her chest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"ssrcss-1q0x1qg-Paragraph e1jhz7w10\">Once freed from the python, she began casually feeding it back out the way it came in.<\/p>\n<p class=\"ssrcss-1q0x1qg-Paragraph e1jhz7w10\">&#8220;It was that big that even though it had been curled up on me, part of its tail was still out the shutter.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"ssrcss-1q0x1qg-Paragraph e1jhz7w10\">&#8220;I grabbed him, [and] even then he didn&#8217;t seem overly freaked out. He sort of just wobbled in my hand.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"ssrcss-1q0x1qg-Paragraph e1jhz7w10\">The same couldn&#8217;t be said for her stunned husband, but Bloor herself was barely fazed, having grown up on acreage around snakes.<\/p>\n<p class=\"ssrcss-1q0x1qg-Paragraph e1jhz7w10\">&#8220;I think if you&#8217;re calm, they&#8217;re calm.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"ssrcss-1q0x1qg-Paragraph e1jhz7w10\">Though if it had been a cane toad &#8211; one of the country&#8217;s most damaging, and ugly pests &#8211; that would be another story, she said.<\/p>\n<p class=\"ssrcss-1q0x1qg-Paragraph e1jhz7w10\">&#8220;I can&#8217;t stand them, like they make me dry retch. So if it was a cane toad, it would have scared me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"ssrcss-1q0x1qg-Paragraph e1jhz7w10\">All animals and humans escaped from the interaction unharmed.<\/p>\n<p class=\"ssrcss-1q0x1qg-Paragraph e1jhz7w10\">Carpet pythons are constrictors that are common in coastal areas of Australia, and usually eat small animals such as birds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Once freed from the python, she began casually feeding it back out the way it came in. &#8220;It&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":372856,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[49,50,51,47,52,48],"class_list":["post-372855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-headlines","tag-headlines","tag-news","tag-top-news","tag-top-stories","tag-topnews","tag-topstories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=372855"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372855\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/372856"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=372855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=372855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=372855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}