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America loves convenience. After all, we\u2019re the culture that invented the cell phone, 24-hour fast food, and my most beloved, the remote control.\u00a0<\/p>\n
In 2001, in what was meant to be his final effort as a filmmaker, one iconic director took his love of convenience too far.\u00a0That director was John Carpenter. That John Carpenter. The genius mastermind behind The Thing, Escape from New York, Starman, and They Live!<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n Watch the video version of this article to see scenes from Ghosts of Mars and also some bad jokes from us.<\/p>\n Why John Carpenter\u2019s Ghosts Of Mars Failed<\/p>\n Ghosts of Mars\u00a0stars 90s VHS rental icon Natasha Henstridge as a tough-as-nails, pill-popping, Martian cop, sent with her squadron to retrieve \u2018Demolition\u2019 Williams (Ice Cube) from a remote mining town for trial back home. When she and her comrades, appropriately dubbed \u2018The Commander\u2019 (screen icon Pam Grier), \u2018The Rookies,\u2019 and the guy with the cool accent (a not-yet-famous Jason Statham<\/a>) discover the town\u2019s residents slaughtered, they are forced to team up with Williams to escape from the remaining residents\u2019 head-chopping, alien-possessed clutches.<\/p>\n Filled with a lovely overuse of storytelling flashbacks, flash-sideways, and viewpoint changes, Ghosts of Mars is a hapless mishmash of poorly constructed dialogue and ill-conceived action sequences. The only thing keeping this film from becoming an incomprehensible mess is the sheer idiotic simplicity of its story. Ripped straight from the pages of a 1970s zombie movie, Ghosts leaps from one convenient moment to the next, stopping only to kill the most convenient characters to lose.<\/p>\n Attempts at character interaction and development are rare and forced. Most of these moments come off as Kwik-E-Mart wisdom, dispensed heartily around the Slushee machine of life by the even-tempered streetwise hand of Ice Cube<\/a>. With a gun in one hand and a dynamite cap in the other, Cube reminisces about his street life, comparing the zombie-stomping fun to \u2018Me and my brother when we was kids.\u2019 Apparently, crime in the Bronx has gotten so bad that the residents have actually taken to ritually decapitating one another for entertainment.<\/p>\n But, even in the film\u2019s darkest moments, fate conveniently lends a hand, supplying heavily armored transportation and easily accessible rifles and dynamite. Yes, in the future, man may travel to space and conquer Mars, but nothing beats a good stick of TNT. As we all know, every police station, past, present, or future, keeps a healthy supply of dynamite on hand.<\/p>\n Characters die, heads are lopped off, but they were only supporting roles anyway, so why should we care? As long as you have plenty of narcotics, immunity is guaranteed. Eventually, though, even the most well-trained zombie alien<\/a> gets a bit uppity and needs to be taught a lesson. <\/p>\n What better way than by sacrificing a few minor characters to a convenient nuclear detonation, killing anything the machine guns can\u2019t handle. Explosions are fun. And even if the nukes don\u2019t get them, the conveniently placed dynamite packs on the train stolen from the set of The Road Warrior certainly will.<\/p>\n Ghosts of Mars defines itself when our cop\u2019s tribunal pronounces, \u2018Is that all you have to tell us?\u2019 Indeed, this was the place where master filmmaker John Carpenter<\/a> ran out of things to say and instead decided to use whatever was convenient to tell a ridiculously bad story.<\/p>\n GHOSTS OF MARS REVIEW SCORE<\/p>\n Ghosts Of Mars Ended John Carpenter\u2019s Career<\/p>\n Released on August 24, 2001, the film grossed just $14 million worldwide against a $28 million budget, marking it a significant box office disappointment. Worst of all, nearly everyone hated it. Ghosts of Mars holds a 23% rating on Rotten Tomatoes<\/a>. Audiences were similarly unimpressed, awarding it a C\u2212 grade on CinemaScore.<\/p>\n John Carpenter stepped away from the camera for nearly ten years after the failure of Ghosts of Mars. He returned for one last movie called The Ward in 2010, but it was received with little fanfare. Ghosts of Mars was the real endpoint for the directing career of the man who gave us some of the best sci-fi<\/a> ideas of all time. <\/p>\n After Ghosts of Mars, Carpenter moved into the music business. Music has always been one of his passions, which is why the sound in his movies is so unique. Doing what he loves is the perfect way for an icon to spend his later years. Now, do your best to forget about Ghosts of Mars.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"By Joshua Tyler | Published 41 seconds ago America loves convenience. 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Natasha Henstridge and Jason Statham in Ghosts of Mars<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/image-67-900x506.png\")
Natasha Henstridge and Pam Grier in Ghosts of Mars<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/01\/Ghosts-Of-Mars_0011_Layer-2-900x506.jpg\")
Space zombies in Ghosts of Mars<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/GFR-Logo-190x190.jpg\"){kind=logo}
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