Over the hump and safely into a big Thursday filled with \u2026 nothing. Nothing at all. It’s cold. The only thing on is the NBA and NHL. The libs are extra insufferable today. My kids have had a cough for two weeks now. Not sick. Just a cough.\u00a0<\/p>\n
It’s just one of those winter Thursdays, I reckon. This is where we really have to grind. When we’re in October and I talk about “the grind” paying off \u2026 this is what I mean. It’s not all ham and eggs around here. Adversity builds character.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Let’s get to building.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Welcome to a Thursday Nightcaps<\/a> \u2013 the one where MAGA babe Margo Martin tells the lefties to kick rocks with party newcomer Nicki Minaj. That’s right. I said Nicki Minaj! Certainly her first time in this class.\u00a0<\/p>\n What else? I’ve got Kathy Griffin leading the Lib-bellion, Tyrann Mathieu somehow making a worse decision than using a fake penis (you’ll see), and Carrie Underwood loves Trump’s new gold card! Or, you know, something like that.\u00a0<\/p>\n Grab your best gay batman costume from the closet, and settle in for a Thursday ‘Cap!<\/p>\n You have to respect the effort here\u00a0<\/p>\n That’s right. I said GAY BATMAN costume. Sure, you probably don’t have one lying around because you’re sane, but that ain’t the case everywhere.\u00a0<\/p>\n Let’s go ahead and get this class started by heading out west to Santa Clara, where ICE is apparently ON THE PROWL:<\/p>\n The Libs have HAD IT<\/p>\n I mean, I got nothing. Not today. I don’t have the energy today. I just respect it. That’s all. Listen to the passion in this bat’s voice. He’s not messing around, clearly.\u00a0<\/p>\n “I’m not begging you, I’m f–king DEMANDING that you act \u2026 with some semblance of a f–king spine! DO SOMETHING!”<\/p>\n Incredible. This is the left, boys and girls. Soak it in. These are the people we’re up against. We’ve been re-watching Parks & Rec the past few weeks \u2013 better than The Office, by the way \u2013 and this is literally the type of stuff you see on there.\u00a0<\/p>\n Except this is real life. These are REAL people! This is a real person who woke up today, put on a Batman costume, drove to City Hall, and demanded action against ICE. Now, I don’t know why the post says he’s gay, beyond the fact that a heterosexual man would never do this. But, whatever, I won’t question it.\u00a0<\/p>\n What an amazing time we live in. Exhausting, sure. But also, when are we EVER going to get #content like this again? It’s sort of like the crappy Thursday Night Football games we complained about last fall.\u00a0<\/p>\n What I wouldn’t GIVE for a 13-10 Raiders\/Colts game tonight. No offense to either team. Well, a little. You get my point.\u00a0<\/p>\n Anyway, Gay Batman isn’t the only lib short-circuiting today. We’ve had an AVALANCHE of piping hot takes from that side \u2013 from here all the way to Japan!<\/p>\n Tyrann, Margo & Carrie!<\/p>\n I mean, what a WEEK! They’ve officially snapped. I’ve often wondered what the left snapping would look like, and I think this HAS to be it, right?\u00a0<\/p>\n Bruce Springsteen wrote, quite possibly, the shittiest\/funniest song possible because of Minnesota. Lady Gaga let the people of Tokyo HAVE it. Gus Fring from \u2018Breaking Bad\u2019<\/a> is proposing just straight up invading Washington DC.\u00a0<\/p>\n