{"id":399072,"date":"2026-01-30T16:49:11","date_gmt":"2026-01-30T16:49:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/399072\/"},"modified":"2026-01-30T16:49:11","modified_gmt":"2026-01-30T16:49:11","slug":"geraldine-hickey-my-boobs-were-like-two-big-sandbags-getting-in-the-way-australian-lifestyle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/399072\/","title":{"rendered":"Geraldine Hickey: \u2018My boobs were like two big sandbags \u2026 getting in the way\u2019 | Australian lifestyle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">It\u2019s a bright Monday morning at Yarra Bend Park, the largest area of natural bushland in inner-city Melbourne. Green and lush, the park gently hums with both natural and human activity: birds tweet overhead, dogs swim in the water, parents and grandparents push babbling babies in prams. Occasionally, distant planes rumble as they take off and land at Essendon Fields airport, just north-west of here. It\u2019s easy to forget this tranquil place is right in the middle of a bustling metropolis.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">Near Dights Falls, at the northern end of the park, Geraldine Hickey stops in her tracks and stares up at the trees. \u201cThere were some tawny frogmouths here,\u201d the comedian says in quiet reverence, scanning the sky for signs. \u201cBut that was months ago.\u201d With no sign of the birds, she walks on, her dogs \u2013 chihuahua papillon mix Harry (short for Harriet) and Koolie Lloyd (\u201clike Dumb and Dumber\u201d) \u2013 bounding ahead.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">With a career spanning more than 20 years, Hickey is a household name in Australian comedy; a regular at Melbourne international comedy festival, she won its top gong in 2021. She has also appeared on television shows such as Spicks and Specks, Have You Been Paying Attention? and Guy Montgomery\u2019s Guy Mont Spelling Bee, and last year competed in the reality show I\u2019m a Celebrity \u2026 Get Me Out of Here!<\/p>\n<p>Hickey with her dogs Harry and Lloyd. Photograph: Ellen Smith\/The Guardian<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">The comedian\u2019s deadpan charm on stage is exactly the same in person \u2013 within minutes of us meeting, she feels like an old friend. Candid and warm, Hickey peppers her sentences with \u201cmate\u201d and a hearty laugh as we walk and talk..<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">We\u2019re in this park because Hickey is a keen runner and birdwatcher \u2013 she is dressed the part in reflective sunglasses, a special birding legionnaire hat, a rain jacket and sensible shoes.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">Hickey developed these passions during Covid lockdowns. Running came from a step challenge she did with her wife, Cath Bateman. \u201cI remember thinking, it takes so long to get to 10,000 steps \u2013 there must be a quicker way of doing this,\u201d she says. \u201cI never thought that I\u2019d be able to run for more than a couple of minutes. I remember the first time I ran for 20 minutes, and I was just like, oh my god.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">While co-hosting the breakfast show on Melbourne\u2019s community station Triple R, Hickey met fellow comedian and birdwatcher Sean Dooley. He challenged her to spot as many birds as possible within her 5km radius during lockdown. From there, her obsession blossomed \u2013 each year since 2020, Hickey has released a calendar of bird photos she takes herself with her \u201caggressive-sized zoom lens\u201d. \u201cIt\u2019s quite meditative,\u201d she says. \u201cI\u2019m trying to make it cool, mate.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2018My material has always come from whatever\u2019s been going on in my life,\u2019 says the comedian.  Photograph: Ellen Smith\/The Guardian<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">Yarra Bend Park is one of Hickey\u2019s go-to birdwatching spots, and its peace and quiet allows her to take a breath and reflect amid a busy life and career. \u201cI\u2019ve sat on benches and cried here,\u201d she says. \u201cWhen my dad died during the comedy festival three years ago, I made a post so people knew that was why my show had been rescheduled \u2026 I sat down on the bench and read [the messages of support].\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">Hickey is no stranger to sharing her personal life, bringing audiences into her inner world through her experiences. \u201cMy material has always come from whatever\u2019s been going on in my life. I\u2019m not good at making stuff up.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m aware of how I look \u2013 I\u2019m aware that a lot would assume that I\u2019m non-binaryGeraldine Hickey<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">In her 2024 show, Don\u2019t Tease Me About My Gloves, Hickey discussed her experience with Raynaud\u2019s syndrome, which restricts blood flow to the hands and feet. She\u2019s also open about her adult ADHD diagnosis: \u201cIt was a big boost in my self-confidence \u2013 it was like, I\u2019m not dumb.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">Her new show, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.comedyfestival.com.au\/browse-shows\/a-weight-off-my-chest\/\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">A Weight Off My Chest<\/a>, is about getting breast reduction surgery. Or, more accurately in her case, breast removal. She had the operation in 2025 after a lifetime of suffering \u2013 \u201cI grew up with big, shit boobs\u201d that felt like \u201ctwo big sandbags \u2026 getting in the way\u201d.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">\u201cFrom the moment I heard about breast reduction, I was like, \u2018Oh, I\u2019ll do that\u2019,\u201d she says. \u201c[In my] early 40s, [I heard] someone had a breast reduction which just took them all, and I was just like\u201d \u2013 that signature deadpan, again \u2013 \u201c\u2018Actually, yeah \u2026 I don\u2019t need \u2019em! I don\u2019t want \u2019em!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Running was one of the reasons why the surgery made sense for Hickey. \u201cOne of the hardest things about running was finding a good sports bra \u2026 That\u2019s part of the reason why I never thought I\u2019d be a runner,\u201d she says. The solution pre-surgery was unwieldy: \u201c[I\u2019d] wear a normal bra, and then another sports bra crop top over the top.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2018I\u2019m quite affirmed in my gender,\u2019 Hickey says.  Photograph: Ellen Smith\/The Guardian<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">But Hickey is quick to clarify that her breast reduction surgery is not the same as the gender-affirming \u201ctop surgery\u201d undertaken by transgender people; she\u2019s careful about the language she uses, so as not to claim or speak over their experience. \u201cI\u2019m aware of how I look \u2013 I\u2019m aware that a lot would assume that I\u2019m non-binary, [but] I\u2019m quite affirmed in my gender \u2026 There was no gender dysphoria [for me],\u201d she says. \u201cI don\u2019t care about my pronouns \u2026 but that\u2019s not to say that I don\u2019t think anybody should care about their pronouns. It\u2019s completely the opposite.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">The show also incorporates stories of Bateman, an abortion nurse who established a reproductive health clinic in the regional town of Morwell in 2022. \u201cI\u2019m really proud of the work she does,\u201d Hickey beams. \u201cShe started that role three years ago, and before that, anyone in the area might have travelled to Melbourne to get a medical abortion \u2013 previously, there was nowhere in that area. Doctors weren\u2019t doing it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">Last year, Bateman performed 300 free abortions. Hickey took her out to a celebratory dinner to mark the milestone and posted about it online. \u201cThat got shared amongst some people that did not agree,\u201d she says with a dark laugh. \u201cIt\u2019s all these rightwing Christians \u2026 It\u2019s fascinating reading the comments.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">I remind Hickey of the age-old piece of digital wisdom: don\u2019t read the comments! \u201cI didn\u2019t mind because it\u2019s not a personal attack,\u201d she counters calmly. \u201cTo me, going through marriage equality, they\u2019re the comments that you don\u2019t read. This, it was just like \u2013 well, first of all, they\u2019re wrong.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">She pauses for a beat. \u201cYeah, so there\u2019ll be a chat about safe and accessible abortion care.\u201d Like a sermon, I suggest? She laughs warmly in response.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">After all, for Hickey, comedy is about getting the chance to understand others. Through her work, she hopes that others will come to understand her world, too. \u201cOne of the great things about comedy is all the different voices that you get to hear,\u201d she says. \u201cWhen you see shows from people with a different life experience \u2026 you\u2019re just like, oh, who\u2019d have thought that?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"It\u2019s a bright Monday morning at Yarra Bend Park, the largest area of natural bushland in inner-city Melbourne.&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":399073,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[6491,96,56,54,55],"class_list":{"0":"post-399072","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-celebrities","8":"tag-celebrities","9":"tag-entertainment","10":"tag-uk","11":"tag-united-kingdom","12":"tag-unitedkingdom"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=399072"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399072\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/399073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=399072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=399072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=399072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}