This is another all-timer from Ellen.<\/p>\n
PublishedJanuary 31, 2026 1:20 PM EST\u2022UpdatedJanuary 31, 2026 12:54 PM EST<\/p>\n
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The absolutely insufferable Ellen DeGeneres,<\/a> who is quite possibly the most toxic woman on the planet and is pretty much universally hated, told hard-working Americans living paycheck-to-paycheck to kick rocks Friday in response to ICE.\u00a0<\/p>\n Whew. How’s THAT for a way to start your Saturday?! Don’t you dare accuse me of mailing it in on the final Saturday of January when there is NOTHING going on in the country. No college football? No NFL playoffs? No problem! We’ve got Ellen to keep us afloat!<\/p>\n Let’s go ahead and check in with this gasbag, and get her thoughts on how to deal with \u2018biG, bAd, IcE!\u2019<\/p>\n Easy for you, Ellen!<\/p>\n There you have it. Ellen, who fled the country<\/a> last year for a multi-million-dollar farmhouse in the UK \u2013 only to return this year because of COURSE she did \u2013 proposed shutting down the economy on Friday to combat ICE.\u00a0<\/p>\n How, exactly, that would help “Minnesotans,” as this dummy put it, I have no clue. None whatsoever. But, it’s Ellen, and she’s as full of crap as they come, so there’s no sense in trying to make sense of it.\u00a0<\/p>\n God, she’s the worst. Has there been a bigger downfall in the history of time than Ellen DeGeneres? I honestly don’t think so. She was BELOVED by suburban moms across America for a decade. Maybe more. They couldn’t get enough of her insufferable, “be kind to one another,” shtick. It was the worst.\u00a0<\/p>\n And it was always \u2013 ALWAYS \u2013 so fake. I called BS on it years ago. My wife used to DVR Ellen all the time. Every day. She loved her. Thought she was the greatest thing since sliced bread. I always knew she was a scumbag. She may have fooled mini-van moms across the US of A, but not me. I saw right through it.\u00a0<\/p>\n