{"id":505879,"date":"2026-03-31T21:18:06","date_gmt":"2026-03-31T21:18:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/505879\/"},"modified":"2026-03-31T21:18:06","modified_gmt":"2026-03-31T21:18:06","slug":"life-without-harry-kane-looks-hopeless-for-abject-england","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/505879\/","title":{"rendered":"Life without Harry Kane looks hopeless for abject England"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So now we know what Thomas Tuchel was planning if \u2013 perish the thought \u2013 he does not have Harry Kane at the World Cup.<\/p>\n<p>And it did not look good. Not good at all. He can scrap this one and go back to the drawing board, with a little prayer his captain, absent here with a minor injury, stays fit. Otherwise England can forget it.<\/p>\n<p>There was very, very little to like (with the honourable exception of Elliot Anderson) on what was England\u2019s final game before the head coach picks his 26 for the World Cup. Against the Blue Samurai of Japan England were put to the sword. The scoreline hugely flattered them. The sending off? A booing.<\/p>\n<p>And Plan C? England were reduced to sticking on Harry Maguire and Dan Burn and trying to score from corners. Lump it in the mixer for the big guys. How depressing.<\/p>\n<p>Before that, and a bit like Lee Carsley during his time as interim head coach, against Greece in the Nations League, Tuchel mitigated against Kane\u2019s absence by shoehorning in all the \u2018fun\u2019 players. Fun? No, it was foolish.<\/p>\n<p>We have to do it as a team\u201d, Tuchel said, when discussing how it would be without Kane as he lauded how much he liked England\u2019s creative players even if he stated they needed to do more. Well, then, it was a collective failing as his front four of Phil Foden, Cole Palmer, Anthony Gordon and \u2013 less so &#8211; Morgan Rogers flunked it.<\/p>\n<p>When it is a better night for those who did not play than those who did then it is always a problem. So Kane, Declan Rice, Bukayo Saka and, also, undoubtedly, Jude Bellingham all became even more precious to England\u2019s cause.<\/p>\n<p>As a footnote England have played three nations in the top 20 under Tuchel &#8211; Senegal, Uruguay and Japan \u2013 and not beaten any of them. Okay, they were all friendlies so we should not get too hung up about that and it would be hypocritical to do so having urged Tuchel to look at his options. But, still, they have been three poor performances. And poor options.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"So now we know what Thomas Tuchel was planning if \u2013 perish the thought \u2013 he does not&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":505880,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[160074,8111,172288,218,177460,59,177459,160075,217,101,55531,56,54,55],"class_list":{"0":"post-505879","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-sports","8":"tag-apple-news-free","9":"tag-england-football-team","10":"tag-fifa-world-cup-2026","11":"tag-football","12":"tag-football-live-blog","13":"tag-gb","14":"tag-japan-football-team","15":"tag-live-priority","16":"tag-sport","17":"tag-sports","18":"tag-thomas-tuchel","19":"tag-uk","20":"tag-united-kingdom","21":"tag-unitedkingdom"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=505879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/505879\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/505880"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=505879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=505879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=505879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}