{"id":637527,"date":"2026-06-14T01:29:08","date_gmt":"2026-06-14T01:29:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/637527\/"},"modified":"2026-06-14T01:29:08","modified_gmt":"2026-06-14T01:29:08","slug":"lydia-lunch-there-wont-be-a-funeral-youll-never-find-my-body-culture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/637527\/","title":{"rendered":"Lydia Lunch: \u2018There won\u2019t be a funeral. You\u2019ll never find my body\u2019 | Culture"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">What\u2019s the most chaotic thing that\u2019s ever happened to you on stage?<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">I\u2019m still waiting for that. Maybe it\u2019s the most chaotic thing I\u2019ve ever put forth from the stage. Once a quite drunken man called out a rather rude remark for me to suck his you-can-imagine-what, so I invited him up to the stage and cracked him in the neck with a blackjack [club]. He fell to his knees and I told him to suck it himself. I\u2019m always prepared!<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">You\u2019re in Australia to perform the songs of Suicide. Can you tell me about the impact <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/music\/2016\/jul\/18\/suicide-alan-vega-punk-pioneer\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Alan Vega<\/a> had on you as a performer?<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">They were one of the first concerts I saw when I arrived in New York at the age of 16. I think it was the mania and musical schizophrenia from one song to another, from Cheree to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=dV5b64pN0SY&amp;list=RDdV5b64pN0SY&amp;start_radio=1\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Dream Baby Dream<\/a> to Frankie Teardrop. I liked that confusion of emotion. Also, that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1woMEExMZXg&amp;list=RD1woMEExMZXg&amp;start_radio=1\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">thousand-yard stare<\/a> that Alan Vega had, screaming into the void as he did. They sounded like no one else.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">You\u2019re also playing a series of shows with [Beasts of Bourbon and the Cruel Sea frontman] Tex Perkins. How did you first connect with him?<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">I don\u2019t really remember when I met him, but I was always a fan of the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1e3k96lgv0k&amp;list=RD1e3k96lgv0k&amp;start_radio=1&amp;t=2202s\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Beasts of Bourbon<\/a>, and when we did the Shotgun Wedding tour [in 1994, with Rowland S Howard] we covered Hard for You, which Tex and I might do on this tour. I just find him adorably funny, sexy, raunchy, everything rock\u2019n\u2019roll should be.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">You have a long history with that lineage of Australian rock performers, Rowland <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=UIMBGX_ibCw&amp;list=RDUIMBGX_ibCw&amp;start_radio=1\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">most notably<\/a>. What do you miss most about him?<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">Look, missing people who have left so much in their wake is just a western form of selfish greed. As opposed to missing, how about celebrating what there was? I\u2019m just glad I got to celebrate his life with him. Most people don\u2019t get that much of an opportunity. We only are greedy for more for ourselves. The dead don\u2019t give a shit.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">He has a laneway in St Kilda named after him now, as does another of your Australian associates, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.portphillip.vic.gov.au\/about-the-council\/news-and-media\/mural-and-laneway-tribute-for-spencer-p-jones\/\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Spencer P Jones<\/a>. What do you think of this trend of posthumously naming places after musicians who may not have received much material reward in their lifetimes?<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">Well, they might not even receive it postmortem \u2013 think of someone like [novelists] Hubert Selby Jr or Henry Miller or any number of dead geniuses. But it\u2019s better than having a fucking hamburger named after you.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">OK, since you mention it, if you were to have a sandwich named after you, what would be in it?<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">Well, first of all I don\u2019t like sandwiches at all, so I would never allow a sandwich to be named after me. I think that bread is a trick on poor people, unless it\u2019s highly nutritious or Danish. So perhaps it would be a sandwich with no bread, but a divine interior. Something meaty, juicy, big and bouncy, just like me.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">You\u2019ve built a career on the art of shock and provocation. What\u2019s your most controversial pop culture opinion?<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">Well, excu-uuse me! I wish you\u2019d rephrase that, because I don\u2019t find anything I\u2019ve done shocking, but I\u2019ve got no opinion about pop culture. It\u2019s an existential vacuum that sucks everything into it that has not a brain cell left for itself. The internet wants other people to air their dirty laundry, as if it was some kind of sacred sacrament? I don\u2019t pay attention to that shit.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">One of the early records I owned was Drunk on the Pope\u2019s Blood, your split EP with the Birthday Party. What have you made of Nick Cave\u2019s transformation into the world\u2019s greatest agony uncle via The Red Hand Files?<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">NO COMMENT!<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">Could we see Lydia Lunch become the world\u2019s greatest agony aunt? I would pay for this.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">I do write <a href=\"https:\/\/www.idler.co.uk\/article\/dear-lydia\/\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">a column for the Idler<\/a>, a British magazine. But back when the internet used to pay for you to write, I had a sex advice column called Tough Love, where I used to write both the questions and the answers. There was one that went: Dear Lydia, I\u2019m making Thanksgiving dinner for friends, and I\u2019m wondering if I could get salmonella if I ejaculated into the turkey. I don\u2019t remember what the answer was, but the question was certainly delightful.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">You said before that the dead don\u2019t give a shit but, if you\u2019re going to have one, what song do you want played at your funeral?<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-130mj7b\">There won\u2019t be a funeral. You\u2019ll never find my body. When I\u2019m ready to take myself out, I\u2019ll be gone in a flash. I will not die in my sleep \u2013 that\u2019s an absolutely horrible way to go, if you ask me. I\u2019ll just evaporate somewhere, hidden away from all eyes, watching as my body goes back to wherever it once came from, which is the ether.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"What\u2019s the most chaotic thing that\u2019s ever happened to you on stage? I\u2019m still waiting for that. 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