{"id":782116,"date":"2026-09-25T11:34:09","date_gmt":"2026-09-25T11:34:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/782116\/"},"modified":"2026-09-25T11:34:09","modified_gmt":"2026-09-25T11:34:09","slug":"i-went-looking-for-the-poo-at-coogee-beach-but-all-i-found-was-a-beautiful-day-for-a-swim-new-south-wales","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/782116\/","title":{"rendered":"I went looking for the poo at Coogee beach but all I found was a beautiful day for a swim | New South Wales"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">In the Dharug language spoken by the local Aboriginal people, Coogee, derived from \u201ckoojah\u201d or \u201ckoojay\u201d, translates to \u201cbad smell\u201d, \u201crotting seaweed\u201d or \u201cstinking place\u201d.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">It\u2019s perhaps unsurprising, then, that this week Coogee ranked as the Sydney ocean beach <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/australia-news\/2026\/sep\/24\/coogee-sydney-beaches-most-polluted-nsw-swimming-spots-2026\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">most polluted<\/a> with faecal matter \u2013 again.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">Coogee\u2019s grading in the <a href=\"https:\/\/sei-beachwatch-app-spa-uat.azurewebsites.net\/stateOfTheBeaches\/overallSummary\/2026\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">2026 state of the beaches report<\/a>, an annual survey by the New South Wales environment department, indicated \u201cmicrobial water quality is susceptible to faecal pollution, particularly after rainfall\u201d.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">An unsavoury finding indeed, yet one hard to reconcile with the clear blue water seen on a sunny morning at Coogee beach, as hundreds of revellers stretch out on beach towels and paddle gleefully in the ocean.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">I am here on Friday in search of poo, or any visible signs of the poor water quality grade the popular swimming spot has held for several years now, but instead all I spot are happy children and families.<\/p>\n<p>Paul Sampson dries off after a swim at Coogee beach: \u2018I\u2019ve swum here for about 25 years, and I\u2019m still alive.\u2019 Photograph: Liz Ham\/The Guardian<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">Among them is Paul Sampson, who is towelling himself off after a swim. I ask him if he feels the water is safe, and he replies: \u201cWell, I\u2019ve swum here for about 25 years, and I\u2019m still alive.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">\u201cSure, compared to the south coast, the water\u2019s not as clean, but what are you going to do? Generally speaking, the water\u2019s a lot cleaner today to 10, 20 years ago.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">He\u2019s not wrong. In 1989, a Turn Back the Tide concert at Bondi beach drew more than 200,000 people protesting <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/australia-news\/2026\/jan\/20\/why-does-sydney-pump-sewage-into-the-ocean-and-put-its-famous-beaches-at-risk-of-poo-balls\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">severe ocean sewage pollution<\/a> on Sydney\u2019s coastline.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">Things have improved since then, but the city is still dealing with the collective trauma of the \u201cmystery balls\u201d. Coogee was <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/australia-news\/2024\/oct\/17\/sydney-tar-balls-beaches-close-coogee-black-balls-bondi-clovelly-maroubra\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">one of several beaches<\/a> that were closed in 2024 and 2025 after <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/australia-news\/2026\/jan\/17\/fatberg-poo-balls-sydney-beaches-malabar-outfall-secret-report\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">poo balls<\/a> were carried back to shore by waves and wind. The fear of a giant fatberg which, ominously, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/australia-news\/2026\/apr\/09\/sydney-fatberg-door-beach-poo-balls\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">remains<\/a> behind a closed door at the Malabar wastewater treatment plant, is alive and real.<\/p>\n<p>Charlie Herbert says the water quality findings were \u2018disappointing\u2019. Photograph: Liz Ham\/The Guardian<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">Prof Stuart Khan, a water quality expert and head of the School of Civil Engineering at the University of Sydney, said the dreaded <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/australia-news\/2026\/jan\/17\/fatberg-poo-balls-sydney-beaches-malabar-outfall-secret-report\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">poo balls<\/a> were a \u201cnegligible contributor\u201d to Coogee\u2019s water quality, as those deep ocean discharges occurred kilometres out to sea.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">He said Coogee\u2019s \u201cpoor\u201d rating was largely due to storm water runoff that brought sewage contamination during times of heavy rain instead of any mass faecal event.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">After several days without rain, Charlie Herbert doesn\u2019t mind hitting up Coogee\u2019s ocean pool with her young daughter \u2013 though she says the water quality findings were \u201cdisappointing\u201d.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">\u201cWe only came because we were meeting some friends here \u2013 it\u2019s definitely not my first port of call,\u201d she says. \u201cBut my kids don\u2019t really like the water, so it\u2019s not too much of a worry.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">David Goldstein has lived in the eastern suburbs for four decades and Coogee has always been his beach of choice. On Friday, he\u2019s sitting at a cafe by the water with his dogs, Harriet and Peanut, after completing a swim.<\/p>\n<p>David Goldstein with his dogs Harriet and Peanut: \u2018If a shark won\u2019t get you, pollution will.\u2019 Photograph: Liz Ham\/The Guardian<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">He likes Coogee because of the community \u2013 you see the same people all the time, and the pollution issue, he says, isn\u2019t new.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">\u201cYou get some resilience to it,\u201d he says. \u201cI started swimming in the mid-90s and may have got sick once.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">\u201cIt\u2019s not great, I\u2019d prefer it not to be like that, but it hasn\u2019t really made that many people sick.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">Of greater concern to Goldstein is sharks. He had to divert his morning swim on Friday after one was spotted out on the headland. \u201cIf a shark won\u2019t get you, pollution will,\u201d he says with a laugh.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">With this advice on board, I am ready to try the water myself.<\/p>\n<p>Caitlin Cassidy runs into the ocean at Coogee beach on Friday. Photograph: Liz Ham\/The Guardian<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">Diving under, I feel that familiar brace of the ocean, the shock of icy water and salt on skin. Soon, I am just a body moving with the waves, and all around me is miles and miles of blue.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">As Goldstein says, there is so much in the ocean that can kill us: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/australia-news\/2026\/aug\/31\/it-was-like-fighting-a-dinosaur-sydney-shark-attack-survivor-recalls-left-hook-that-helped-save-her-life\" data-link-name=\"in body link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">sharks<\/a> and currents and rips and rocks and maybe, but probably not, faeces.<\/p>\n<p class=\"dcr-1s160rg\">But I\u2019ll avoid it after heavy rain, just in case.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"In the Dharug language spoken by the local Aboriginal people, Coogee, derived from \u201ckoojah\u201d or \u201ckoojay\u201d, translates to&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":782117,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[1397,90,56,54,55],"class_list":["post-782116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-environment","tag-environment","tag-science","tag-uk","tag-united-kingdom","tag-unitedkingdom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=782116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/782116\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/782117"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=782116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=782116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=782116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}