{"id":827434,"date":"2026-11-07T21:20:13","date_gmt":"2026-11-07T21:20:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/827434\/"},"modified":"2026-11-07T21:20:13","modified_gmt":"2026-11-07T21:20:13","slug":"his-neighbors-loud-intimacy-was-driving-him-insane-so-he-decided-to-shut-down-the-noise-for-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/827434\/","title":{"rendered":"His Neighbors\u2019 Loud Intimacy Was Driving Him Insane\u2014So He Decided to Shut Down the Noise for Good"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-922199\" class=\"wp-image-922199\" src=\"https:\/\/twistedsifter.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/lazy-load-0.7\/images\/1x1.trans.gif\" alt=\"man sitting on a couch\" width=\"800\" height=\"450\" title=\"His Neighbors\u2019 Loud Intimacy Was Driving Him Insane\u2014So He Decided to Shut Down the Noise for Good\" data-lazy-src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/oocococco.jpg\" data-lazy- data-lazy-\/><\/p>\n<p id=\"caption-attachment-922199\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Shutterstock<\/p>\n<p>Well, this <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/neighborsfromhell\/comments\/1x0st2s\/neighbors_making_their_private_business_public\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">is interesting<\/a>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m all for people gettin\u2019 their freak on and having a good time, but come on\u2026you have to KEEP IT DOWN and not bother others.<\/p>\n<p>The guy who wrote today\u2019s story is pretty tired of listening to his neighbors do the nasty and it\u2019s really getting on his nerves.<\/p>\n<p>Check out what he had to say about what\u2019s going on in his apartment building\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI (m,29) moved to this apartment with my girlfriend approximately two years ago.<\/p>\n<p>Nobody wants to hear that!<\/p>\n<p>Since then, like clockwork, every other day (usually Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays) a couple that live 2 floors above me proceed to have what I can only describe as the most animalistic \u201crelations\u201d on earth at the most random times, often multiple times of day.<\/p>\n<p>Now I want to get something out of the way, I ain\u2019t kink-shaming anyone, you do you and that sort of thing. I understand that noise in the bedroom is a great thing.<\/p>\n<p>But guys, I promise I\u2019m not exaggerating even a bit, you can hear the woman up to 3 blocks away on a silent day.<\/p>\n<p>OMG\u2026<\/p>\n<p>To paint a picture of what she sounds like, cops have been called by people who thought she was being harmed and\/or abused.<\/p>\n<p>The people in the building tried calling the police for noise, but either they stop before they get here or they straight up won\u2019t open the door, and here in Germany they can\u2019t bust through your door for what appear to be you-know-what noises.<\/p>\n<p>Talking to them doesn\u2019t work, as they\u2019ll just insist that it\u2019s their business so we should stop listening in, but the problem is the whole street hears them and unfortunately they\u2019re making it everyones business, especially considering that sometimes (I assume on purpose) they leave the blinds halfway up so you can see it as well.<\/p>\n<p>Not to mention they\u2019ll sometimes start at 3 am, and I\u2019ll wake up in cold sweat thinking someone is being harmed.<\/p>\n<p>This is pretty frustrating\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I have no idea what to do, I\u2019m assuming that this is simply a kink they have, where they want to be heard\/observed, because I assure you, no dude is that good.<\/p>\n<p>Any ideas?<\/p>\n<p>What would you guys do?<\/p>\n<p>And before someone suggests taking a dump in front of their door and lighting it on fire, someone already did that, the fire department was called, and it unfortunately didn\u2019t solve anything.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s see what readers had to say about this.<\/p>\n<p>This person had a lot to say.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-922465\" src=\"https:\/\/twistedsifter.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/lazy-load-0.7\/images\/1x1.trans.gif\" alt=\"Screenshot 2026 11 04 at 8.54.11 AM His Neighbors\u2019 Loud Intimacy Was Driving Him Insane\u2014So He Decided to Shut Down the Noise for Good\" width=\"800\" height=\"1564\" title=\"His Neighbors\u2019 Loud Intimacy Was Driving Him Insane\u2014So He Decided to Shut Down the Noise for Good\" data-lazy-src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Screenshot-2026-11-04-at-8.54.11-AM.jpg\" data-lazy- data-lazy-\/><\/p>\n<p>Another individual has an idea\u2026<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-922466\" src=\"https:\/\/twistedsifter.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/lazy-load-0.7\/images\/1x1.trans.gif\" alt=\"Screenshot 2026 11 04 at 8.53.27 AM His Neighbors\u2019 Loud Intimacy Was Driving Him Insane\u2014So He Decided to Shut Down the Noise for Good\" width=\"800\" height=\"720\" title=\"His Neighbors\u2019 Loud Intimacy Was Driving Him Insane\u2014So He Decided to Shut Down the Noise for Good\" data-lazy-src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Screenshot-2026-11-04-at-8.53.27-AM.jpg\" data-lazy- data-lazy-\/><\/p>\n<p>This Reddit user weighed in.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/twistedsifter.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/lazy-load-0.7\/images\/1x1.trans.gif\" alt=\"envelope 80 His Neighbors\u2019 Loud Intimacy Was Driving Him Insane\u2014So He Decided to Shut Down the Noise for Good\" height=\"60\" width=\"60\" title=\"His Neighbors\u2019 Loud Intimacy Was Driving Him Insane\u2014So He Decided to Shut Down the Noise for Good\" data-lazy-src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/1794086411_73_envelope-80.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Never Miss a Story<\/p>\n<p>Sign up to get our BEST stories of the week straight to your inbox.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-922467\" src=\"https:\/\/twistedsifter.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/lazy-load-0.7\/images\/1x1.trans.gif\" alt=\"Screenshot 2026 11 04 at 8.53.38 AM His Neighbors\u2019 Loud Intimacy Was Driving Him Insane\u2014So He Decided to Shut Down the Noise for Good\" width=\"800\" height=\"747\" title=\"His Neighbors\u2019 Loud Intimacy Was Driving Him Insane\u2014So He Decided to Shut Down the Noise for Good\" data-lazy-src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Screenshot-2026-11-04-at-8.53.38-AM.jpg\" data-lazy- data-lazy-\/><\/p>\n<p>If you enjoyed this story, <a href=\"https:\/\/twistedsifter.com\/2026\/10\/his-hoa-banned-weekend-renovations-so-now-it-wants-to-fine-him-for-fixing-a-storm-damaged-shed\/?utm_source=IN-ARTICLE&amp;utm_medium=IN-ARTICLE&amp;utm_campaign=IN-ARTICLE\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">check out this post<\/a> about a HOA who says that \u201cno weekend renovations\u201d means no repairing a storm-damaged shed, either.<\/p>\n<p>And another individual shared their thoughts.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-922468\" src=\"https:\/\/twistedsifter.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/lazy-load-0.7\/images\/1x1.trans.gif\" alt=\"Screenshot 2026 11 04 at 8.53.48 AM His Neighbors\u2019 Loud Intimacy Was Driving Him Insane\u2014So He Decided to Shut Down the Noise for Good\" width=\"800\" height=\"725\" title=\"His Neighbors\u2019 Loud Intimacy Was Driving Him Insane\u2014So He Decided to Shut Down the Noise for Good\" data-lazy-src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/Screenshot-2026-11-04-at-8.53.48-AM.jpg\" data-lazy- data-lazy-\/><\/p>\n<p>Well, this is interesting\u2026<\/p>\n<p>These folks need to keep it down!<\/p>\n<p>Come on, now!<\/p>\n<p>This would seriously make a lot of people lose their minds\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Enjoyed this story? Readers who liked this also read <a href=\"https:\/\/twistedsifter.com\/2026\/10\/she-objected-to-her-landlord-entering-her-apartment-whenever-he-wanted-so-he-plans-to-cancel-her-lease-when-its-up\/?utm_source=IN-ARTICLE&amp;utm_medium=IN-ARTICLE&amp;utm_campaign=IN-ARTICLE\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">this story<\/a> about a tenant who is getting evicted because they refuse to let their landlord in whenever he wants.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twistedsifter.com\/2026\/10\/she-objected-to-her-landlord-entering-her-apartment-whenever-he-wanted-so-he-plans-to-cancel-her-lease-when-its-up\/?utm_source=IN-ARTICLE&amp;utm_medium=IN-ARTICLE&amp;utm_campaign=IN-ARTICLE\" class=\"sifter-post-promo-button\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Read Story\u2192<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/twistedsifter.com\/author\/mattg\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">&#13;<br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<img alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/11\/05e72fea6bdd85c4a7e8f4876ffe77037dfa1f8f61bf03ee005d730dfb86de1a.jpeg\"  class=\"avatar avatar-120 photo\" height=\"120\" width=\"120\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\"\/>\t\t\t\t\t<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Shutterstock Well, this is interesting\u2026 I\u2019m all for people gettin\u2019 their freak on and having a good time,&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":827435,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[59,102,41210,221955,2370,621,2373,56,54,55],"class_list":["post-827434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-health","tag-gb","tag-health","tag-neighbors","tag-neighbors-from-hell","tag-picture","tag-reddit","tag-top","tag-uk","tag-united-kingdom","tag-unitedkingdom"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=827434"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827434\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/827435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=827434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=827434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=827434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}