Jeffrey Dean Morgan Responds To Masturbation Theory<\/p>\n
OK, so, content creator @jonshefsky recently posted<\/a> a video speculating on celebrities’ masturbation frequencies based on the location of calluses on their hands. Feel free to make a “too much time on one’s hands” joke here, I won’t judge.<\/p>\n The video surmises that, according to the size of Jeffrey’s thumb knuckles and a callus located on his palm, the actor masturbates 20 times a week.<\/p>\n Now, listen \u2014 most celebrities would ignore this clip altogether. Some would even consider the speculation itself a gross and overreaching sort of privacy invasion. But none of those celebrities are Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who dropped a message in the comments section AND, apparently, shared it to his own IG story several days ago.<\/p>\n “My wife sent this to me,” Jeffrey wrote, referring to his spouse and former One Tree Hill<\/a> star Hilarie Burton. “DYING. \u201cI know this because I couldn\u2019t even decipher wtf she was trying to type. She was laughing too hard.”<\/p>\n “It\u2019s some interesting research. I can\u2019t confirm nor deny the 20 A WEEK?!?! That\u2019s a heavy workload for anyone\u2026 much less an old fart who\u2019s married to a smoking hot younger lady and either on set or being a dad\/farmer. TWENTY?! Cheers to ME!”<\/p>\n “Bravo dude,” Jeffrey added while directly addressing the video’s creator. “We do appreciate a good laugh even if at my expense! Keep up the solid research!\u201d<\/p>\n So, uh, yeah. There you have it, I guess!<\/p>\n