The Islanders host the last winless team — uh oh! — tonight as the 0-3-2 Sharks rebuild steamrolls into town. Your absolute dread at being their first victim is pre-baked into tonight’s program.

If you haven’t kept up with the travels of Trotz-era former Isles, Nick Leddy is now a Shark. He was a cap/roster dump in the offseason from the Blues, with the Sharks all too happy to oblige. He has two assists and is minus-5 through five games, par for his new team.