With the Memorial Day holiday weekend on the horizon, and summer not too far away, most of us entertain the eternal question that Mick Jones of The Clash put so eloquently: “Should I stay, or should I go?”
For many of us, a vacation to cooler, more temperate climates to escape the notoriously imperious heat we’re known for here is a necessity. For others, staying put and staycationing in Bakersfield tends to be an optimal —and frugal — decision.
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