{"id":235757,"date":"2026-03-25T12:20:16","date_gmt":"2026-03-25T12:20:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ca\/235757\/"},"modified":"2026-03-25T12:20:16","modified_gmt":"2026-03-25T12:20:16","slug":"kelly-ripa-and-mark-consuelos-are-on-a-bizarre-mission-to-help-a-lonely-snail-have-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ca\/235757\/","title":{"rendered":"Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos are on a bizarre mission to help a lonely snail have sex"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos have gone where few morning shows \u2014 if any \u2014 have gone before: snail sex.<\/p>\n

Yep, on Tuesday’s episode of “Live With Kelly & Mark,” they dove into the kinky world of gastropds gettin’ it on.<\/p>\n

\"HOLLYWOOD,<\/p>\n

HOLLYWOOD, CA – MARCH 04: (L-R) Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos attend the 90th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on March 4, 2018 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevork Djansezian\/Getty Images)<\/p>\n

During the show, the married hosts began discussing a snail named Ned, who hasn’t been having much luck in the romance department. Turns out, Ned has a rare-shaped shell that makes it difficult for him to mate, according to EW<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\"HOLLYWOOD,<\/p>\n

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA – MARCH 02: (L-R) Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos attend the 97th Annual Oscars at Dolby Theatre on March 02, 2025 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Mike Coppola\/Getty Images)<\/p>\n

“Ned has a problem,” Ripa explained to the audience. “He’s having trouble finding dates because, the way his shell is tilted, it coils to the left, not the right, making him one in 40,000 snails whose sex organs don’t line up with the rest of the species.”<\/p>\n

\"HOLLYWOOD,<\/p>\n

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA – FEBRUARY 24: (L-R) Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos attend the 91st Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood and Highland on February 24, 2019 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison\/Getty Images)<\/p>\n

Currently, Tinder doesn’t have a “Snails Seeking Snails” category. So Kelly and Mark are doing their part to help find Ned a snail soulmate… or one-night-stand. “He has to find another lefty snail so he can mate!” Ripa exclaimed.<\/p>\n

\"NEW<\/p>\n

NEW YORK, NEW YORK – JULY 23: (L-R) Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos attend ESPN’s “Running With The Wolves” series premiere on July 23, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Dia Dipasupil\/Getty Images)<\/p>\n

At one point during the discussion, Ripa wondered out loud, “What I want to know is, who’s the top?”<\/p>\n

Ned the snail couldn’t be reached for comment, but Consuelos closed out the conversation with a public plea: “If you have a lefty snail, let us know and we’ll make a match.”<\/p>\n

\"NEW<\/p>\n

NEW YORK, NEW YORK – APRIL 25: (L-R) Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos attend the 2024 TIME100 Gala at Jazz at Lincoln Center on April 25, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord\/Getty Images for TIME)<\/p>\n

Good luck, Ned!<\/p>\n

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