If claustrophobia and the inability to cook a meal at home is your bag, then this is the San Francisco rental for you.<\/p>\n
As the\u00a0City by the Bay\u2019s AI boom\u00a0<\/a>continues to ramp up the localized housing crisis \u2014 with\u00a0massive real estate valuations<\/a>\u00a0and an influx of sky-high salaries \u2014 the housing reality for everyone else has become increasingly dystopian.<\/p>\n Regular San Franciscans (and even some mid-level tech bros<\/a>) are forced into increasingly creative and cramped living situations, like this $750-per-month \u201capartment\u201d in North Beach.<\/p>\n The tiny box is a prime example of what our bleak futures could look like when the SF-created robots finally take over \u2014 no kitchen, a shared bathroom, and nothing but a tiny sink to desperately slurp water from.<\/p>\n At least there\u2019s a window \u2014 but that\u2019s pretty much it. There\u2019s barely enough room to exhale. No living area. No pets allowed. Just four walls and the quiet despair of modern city living as you stare at that crisp wall and clinical tiled floor. It\u2019s like a tiny doctor\u2019s office waiting room \u2014 but the nurse never comes to save you.<\/p>\n In San Francisco\u2019s post-AI boom, the median rent for a one-bedroom hovers between $3,500 and $4,000.datingscout\/Unsplash<\/p>\n The tiny 64-square-foot studio located at 301 Columbus Ave in North Beach (Unit 314) is six square feet smaller and cheaper than its 70-square-foot, $800 cozy cousin in the same building.<\/p>\n The listings don\u2019t sugarcoat it much. They\u2019re basic, they\u2019re minuscule, and they\u2019re in one of the most expensive and vibrant cities in the USA. And yet, people pay premium prices for the\u00a0San Francisco experience<\/a>, and these glorified closets likely still have potential renters sniffing around.<\/p>\n The tiny 64-square-foot studio located at 301 Columbus Ave in North Beach, San Franciso will cost you $750 a month.Fanny Chun Structure Properties IncThere\u2019s no kitchen in the building and you must share a bathroom with the other renters, so best get to know them well.Fanny Chun Structure Properties Inc<\/p>\n With a top walkability score of 100 and transit score of 90, these two units are favorably located in the North Beach neighborhood, right on the border where it meets Chinatown and the northern edge of the Financial District.<\/p>\n In a town where a decent one-bedroom can easily eat up most of your income,\u00a0tiny sleeping pods<\/a>\u00a0with shared bathrooms are being marketed as \u201caffordable\u201d options.<\/p>\n However, because of their minuscule footprints, we don\u2019t have to wonder why these two micro studios are still languishing on the market in a housing climate where a rental takes an average of just 20 days to be snapped up, driven by the tech AI-hiring boom.<\/p>\n In San Francisco, the median rent for a one-bedroom\u00a0hovers around $4,000<\/a>, while these micro studios feel like a dystopian fever dream and are even cheaper than the in-demand\u00a0$900-a-month \u201cpods\u201d<\/a>\u00a0that are a symptom of a city where demand from the AI gold rush has pushed housing costs into the stratosphere.<\/p>\n It\u2019s a stark reminder that even as Silicon Valley celebrates its latest breakthroughs, the city it calls home is quietly building a future that looks more like a sci-fi nightmare than a tech utopia.<\/p>\n As San Francisco\u2019s AI tech boom continues to reshape the city, the housing reality has become increasingly dystopian.Bloomberg via Getty Images<\/p>\n Call it the ultimate symbol of the housing crisis: Even our\u00a0robot overlords<\/a>\u00a0of the future are giving us tiny boxes to live in while they figure out how to replace us.<\/p>\n If this is the new standard for \u201caffordable\u201d housing in San Francisco, we\u2019re all going to need a lot more therapy \u2014 and a lot more square footage. Perhaps virtual reality glasses will help.<\/p>\n