{"id":491347,"date":"2026-10-10T08:22:08","date_gmt":"2026-10-10T08:22:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ca\/491347\/"},"modified":"2026-10-10T08:22:08","modified_gmt":"2026-10-10T08:22:08","slug":"ham-on-wry-dear-marguerite-a-boost-to-property-value-san-diego-union-tribune","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ca\/491347\/","title":{"rendered":"Ham on Wry: Dear Marguerite a boost to property value \u2013 San Diego Union-Tribune"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My Brooklyn brother called to inquire how I was surviving the excessive heat we\u2019d been having.<\/p>\n<p>I told him we\u2019re fine, as we\u2019ve been staying home with the air conditioning. I told him that we expect to be returning to our normal magnificent weather very soon.<\/p>\n<p>It was an opportunity for him to complain about our climate, even though the typical temperature where he resides tends to range between 100 above and 20 below.<\/p>\n<p>Not impeded by the heat, I did drive to Scripps Clinic in Carmel Mountain where I had a scheduled doctor\u2019s appointment.<\/p>\n<p>The good news is that the visit was covered by my health insurance.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, the clinic is located across the street from Costco.<\/p>\n<p>Normally, I would ask our dear friend and neighbor, who regularly shops there, if she wouldn\u2019t mind picking up a few items for us, and she\u2019s always happy to comply.<\/p>\n<p>Her name is Marguerite, and it turns out, she\u2019s the best asset we found in our search for a home years ago. Better even than that lovely view, the nearby mall, or even our beautiful tree-lined street.<\/p>\n<p>And we didn\u2019t even pay extra for her presence.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019s always happy to pick up a few items for us when she shops at Costco. Typically, it\u2019s just a few necessities we\u2019d request, as opposed to the needless items I tend to purchase when I shop there myself.<\/p>\n<p>The thing that\u2019s always on my list is one of those delicious rotisserie chickens.<\/p>\n<p>At a fabulous price of only $4.99.<\/p>\n<p>I hand her a $5 bill and tell her to keep the change.<\/p>\n<p>If I\u2019m shopping there myself, I\u2019ll certainly buy that bargain chicken, but wind up spending an added $300.<\/p>\n<p>Or more!<\/p>\n<p>That was the case last week when I had that doctor\u2019s appointment.<\/p>\n<p>The problem is that not only didn\u2019t we need most of the items I purchased, I really can\u2019t recall what I actually bought.<\/p>\n<p>Except, of course, for that glistening chicken.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, the store is located some 20 miles away, so there\u2019s the cost of gas, not to mention the hundreds of dollars spent on items I not only didn\u2019t need, but can\u2019t even recall.<\/p>\n<p>If it wasn\u2019t for that doctor visit, I\u2019d easily be ahead by at least $300.<\/p>\n<p>But without that delicious chicken.<\/p>\n<p>And so, our solution has always been Dear Marguerite.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019s always happy to pick up that chicken for us. The bag holding it says that it weighs only 3 pounds, but it\u2019s usually a lot heavier. The one Marguerite picked out, for example, weighed in at well over 4 pounds.<\/p>\n<p>Who knew, when we bought our home, we\u2019d wind up with such a valued neighbor?<\/p>\n<p>If we ever sold, we\u2019d be wise to ask for an additional fortune simply because of her presence.<\/p>\n<p>It might not be an amount we\u2019d actually receive, but she remains a huge and wonderful gift.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, I\u2019d be wise to mention her in any future promotion.<\/p>\n<p>The ad would probably read something like this:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFor sale: Lovely single-story home on a quiet cul-de-sac, near the mall, with great views, and Dear Marguerite across the street.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Erdos is a freelance humor columnist. Contact him at\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.sandiegouniontribune.com\/2026\/10\/09\/ham-on-wry-dear-marguerite-a-boost-to-property-value\/mailto:irverdos@aol.com\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">irverdos@aol.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"My Brooklyn brother called to inquire how I was surviving the excessive heat we\u2019d been having. 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