The Florida woman accused of punching a firefighter is the subject of the latest ‘Hot or Not?’ on Dave & Chuck The Freak. Play along with our favorite game!
‘Hot or Not?’ is an incredibly fun game that we play on Dave & Chuck The Freak once and a while and it’s very simple to play along with at home. How does it work? We’ll provide the details of a recent arrest and then based on those details–and those details alone–you’ll assign them a number from 0-10 with 0 being the ugliest imaginable and 10 being the most beautiful person alive. Then, we’ll show you their mugshot and you can see if you’re correct or how wrong you truly are. Ready to play? Let’s dive in!
Hot Or Not?: Florida Woman Accused Of Punching Firefighter
Today, our subject is a Florida woman. Let’s start there. According to FOX 13 News, this Florida woman is 24-year-old Laylani Jonquille Sullivan, in Polk City, Florida. FOX 13 News says she punched a female firefighter who was trying to get her to cover up. That might be a sign.
Deputies with the Polk County Sheriff’s Office received a call for a reported battery complaint and the victim claims to have been hit, bit, and strangled, by Sullivan. Sullivan was also allegedly heavily intoxicated and naked outside of the home. Sounds like she wasn’t having it when they tried to get her secured and ended up punching a female firefighter who tried to put something on her to cover her up.
The firefighter wasn’t hurt and Sullivan was arrested and charged with battery by strangulation, battery on a firefighter, resisting with violence, and resisting without violence, per FOX 13 News.
So, let’s recap before we show her mugshot. She’s 24 and from Florida. Was asked to cover up when naked. Strangled someone. I’m picturing someone very strong. I’m going to guess she’s a beast so I’m guessing she’s a 3. Ready to see the mugshot of this Florida woman who’s the subject of our latest ‘Hot or Not?’ on Dave & Chuck The Freak?
Polk County Sheriff’s Office
Laylani Sullivan mugshot (via Polk County Sheriff’s Office)
Eh. Probably better than the 3 I gave her. What do you think?
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