We knew Miami had daddy issues, but we weren’t aware that so many of its restaurants did, too. These aren’t necessarily restaurants owned by fathers. We’re talking about restaurants with some form of daddy/papi/papá in their name. Some are spiritually close to wholesome TV dads like Danny Tanner. And some are way too horny, and, if brought to life, wouldn’t be allowed within fifty feet of a Hooters. For this ranking, we’ve only considered papas that referred to dads, not potatoes. We also didn’t include “papo” restaurants, because a papo can sometimes be a papi, but a papi doesn’t always have to be a papo. Now that we’ve cleared that up, here is our official ranking of Miami’s daddy restaurants.
