Suspending Florida’s gas tax is a no-go, according to Gov. Ron DeSantis. Easing prices is just, like, not something for the state to get involved in at this time, OK?

When Democratic lawmakers asked if DeSantis would consider suspending the state’s tax on gas as the United States and Israel continue a wildly unpopular war with Iran, DeSantis said, “My answer is just get the cost down internationally, and that means having stable energy markets, making sure we’re doing everything to get our stuff to market. But I don’t know that there’s going to be any simple fix.”

Totally. It’s not Florida’s place to relieve costs for people who live here. Even with gas exceeding $4 a gallon in some parts of the state, you must take into consideration how silly suspending the excise tax on gas would be. The state has only adjusted taxes on a scant handful of things in history:

Firearms

Ammunition

Gun safes

Crossbows

Fishing rods

Lanterns

Flashlights

Hiking boots

Tents

Bug spray

Sunscreen

Batteries

Life jackets

Generators

Camping stoves

Batteries

Smoke detectors

Diapers

Jigsaw puzzles

Jeans

Hoodies

Purses

Shoes

Fanny packs

Matching and memory games

Blocks

Construction paper

Lunch boxes

Three-ring binders

Protractors

Computers

Gold, silver and platinum bullion

And gas. Yes. The Florida Motor Fuel Tax Relief Act of 2022, passed by the Florida Legislature and signed into law by DeSantis, eased gas prices for Floridians for a month. DeSantis’s team curiously timed the tax break to kick off with voting amid the governor’s bid for reelection. Furthermore, President Joe Biden was in office back then. The situation could not be more different. Please, be reasonable. This is a federal and international issue, and there’s simply nothing the state can do.

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