The Ammortal Chamber Credit: Photo via Tampa Edition
The Tampa Edition (stylized “EDITION”) now has an Ammortal Chamber, a $160,000 vibrating light table that looks like it belongs in a Dune movie, and it will debut to the public this weekend.
The human-sized rotisserie chicken table combines “non-invasive technologies,” including photobiomodulation, pulsed electromagnetic frequency, molecular hydrogen, guided meditation, and vibroacoustic therapies into a single treatment, according to a press release from the luxury hotel.
The Edition aclaims that the benefits of using the chamber include reduced stress, faster muscle recovery, deep nervous system reset, increased mental clarity, better sleep quality, and cellular rejuvenation.
Ammortal’s website showcases a few impressive unattributed statistics, like 95% of users experienced a deep state of peace and calm, 85% of users experienced a quieting of the mind with increased focus, and 90% of users experienced the feeling of a “decaffeinated power.”
The company also lists a few professional athletic organizations that claim to use the Ammortal Chamber, including Major League Baseball, the NFL, the United States Olympic Team, the Denver Broncos (which is listed separate from the rest of the NFL for some reason) and Goop—Gwyneth Paltrow’s pseudo-science health company that’s been has been under fire for promoting dubious health claims like Vaginal Eggs, which doctors say could give you toxic shock syndrome.
An Ammortal Chamber Credit: Tampa Edition
Notably, the Ammortal website also claims in its own terms of use section that none of the things it says it can do should not be taken seriously.
“The statements and claims made on this Site regarding the Products have NOT been evaluated by the United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA),” says the Ammortal site. “The Products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or medical condition. The information provided on this Site, including product descriptions or other content, is for informational purposes only and is not a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment.”
According to the Edition’s website, a single 25-minute session starts at $90 and a 50-minute session is $145.
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This article appears in Sept. 24 – 30, 2026.
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