{"id":204614,"date":"2026-03-24T23:02:14","date_gmt":"2026-03-24T23:02:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/204614\/"},"modified":"2026-03-24T23:02:14","modified_gmt":"2026-03-24T23:02:14","slug":"orlando-bloom-cant-quit-models-report-says-hes-dating-swiss-model-after-split","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/204614\/","title":{"rendered":"Orlando Bloom Can\u2019t Quit Models, Report Says He&#8217;s Dating Swiss Model After Split"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Orlando Bloom is reportedly back in the dating game with a younger model.<\/p>\n<p>PublishedMarch 24, 2026 4:20 PM EDT\u2022UpdatedMarch 24, 2026 4:20 PM EDT<\/p>\n<p>FacebookTwitterEmailCopy Link<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">If you&#8217;re keeping track at home, and why would you not be, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/category\/orlando-bloom\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Orlando Bloom<\/a> is officially up to two baby mommas. He has kids with model Miranda Kerr and singer\/professional lunatic <a href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/category\/katy-perry\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Katy Perry<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">He and Perry, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/culture\/katy-perry-justin-trudeau-eric-swalwell-bench-grizzly-bears\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">who has since moved on<\/a> with former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, <a href=\"https:\/\/people.com\/katy-perry-orlando-bloom-breakup-confirmed-reps-11766659\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">split last summer<\/a> after nine years together. Everyone saw that eventual breakup coming (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/culture\/orlando-bloom-is-already-whining-about-lack-of-sex-with-kate-perry-theyre-not-even-married\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Joe called it back in 2021<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Some guys are cut out for a wife and kids and putting years together raising a family. Others are destined to be in relationship after relationship and rumor after rumor with models and pop stars.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Bloom is one of the ones drawing the short stick. He can&#8217;t shake the models and pop stars no matter how hard he tries. At 49, it\u2019s getting harder and harder for him to outrun them.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">The latest news involving the actor is that, as <a href=\"https:\/\/pagesix.com\/2026\/03\/24\/celebrity-news\/orlando-bloom-new-girlfriend-luisa-laemmel-enjoy-getaway-in-switzerland\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Page Six<\/a> puts it, he&#8217;s &#8220;all in with Luisa Laemmel.&#8221; Who is she? She&#8217;s a 28-year-old model, excuse me, a 28-year-old Swiss model.<\/p>\n<p>A Reported Switzerland Trip Fuels Romance Rumors For Bloom And Laemmel<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Laemmel isn\u2019t a pretend model either. She&#8217;s worked with brands like L\u2019Oreal, Vera Wang and Calvin Klein.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.the-sun.com\/entertainment\/16126091\/orlando-bloom-dating-swiss-model-katy-perry-split\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">The Sun<\/a> reported that Bloom and his much younger lady enjoyed a romantic getaway last week in Switzerland. They&#8217;ve been an item for a few months.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">&#8220;Orlando and Luisa have been quietly seeing each other for several months,&#8221; a source told the outlets about the relationship.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">The insider added, &#8220;They\u2019ve become a proper little family unit and Orlando even flew his teacup poodle Biggie Smalls over for the trip.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Don\u2019t let Bloom hear those &#8220;family unit&#8221; words. He&#8217;s had a hard enough time over the last few decades. He doesn\u2019t need that kind of stress right now.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">He has enough on his plate juggling the baby mommas and the 28-year-old Swiss model. He doesn\u2019t need to be sucked into another situation where he&#8217;s having another kid.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Maybe one day Orlando Bloom will catch a break, but with all this news of a 21-year age gap relationship with an attractive model, that day isn\u2019t today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Orlando Bloom is reportedly back in the dating game with a younger model. 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