{"id":227687,"date":"2026-04-11T15:43:08","date_gmt":"2026-04-11T15:43:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/227687\/"},"modified":"2026-04-11T15:43:08","modified_gmt":"2026-04-11T15:43:08","slug":"florida-state-seminoles-up-to-their-usual-practice-antics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/227687\/","title":{"rendered":"Florida State Seminoles Up To Their Usual Practice Antics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know what they say, practice like you play.<\/p>\n<p>PublishedApril 11, 2026 11:15 AM EDT\u2022UpdatedApril 11, 2026 11:15 AM EDT<\/p>\n<p>FacebookTwitterEmailCopy Link<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">You might not believe me when I say this, but I don&#8217;t even feel joy anymore when pointing out the follies of the Florida State Seminoles.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Sure, I grew up in the midst of the Bobby Bowden era, when FSU was the biggest thorn in my Gators&#8217; side, and I was around for the Jimbo Fisher years too, when the Seminoles would routinely eat Florida&#8217;s lunch on the field as well as on the recruiting trail.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">I was ridiculed, mocked, and humiliated by many of my FSU friends during those years, so you would think I would be reveling in their downfall.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/sports\/how-fsu-let-one-magical-season-set-program-back-another-five-years\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">But this is just sad.<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">The Noles can&#8217;t seem to get anything right when it comes to their football team, and head coach <a href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/sports\/fsu-opts-keep-coach-mike-norvell-seminole-fans-react-accordingly\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">Mike Norvell is essentially a dead man walking<\/a> at this point.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">He sure is acting like one, too, because a recent practice clip has been making the rounds that has prompted many on the internet, both FSU fans and otherwise, to say, &#8220;What the hell are these guys doing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">&#8220;Okay guys, this drill is called \u2018let the roaming middle linebacker decapitate our running back as he adjusts to a ball thrown behind him on a wheel route.\u2019 Ready, BREAK!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">In fairness, this is probably going to happen to them a lot this season, so it&#8217;s good to get some reps in of your play getting absolutely blown up now, just to get used to it ahead of time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">You know what they say, practice like you play.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">As expected, Norvell and his staff are getting absolutely raked over the coals by a majority of fans online for practicing hospital ball drills.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/sports\/sunshine-state-recruiting-about-fun-again\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">READ: Sunshine State Recruiting Is About To Be Fun Again<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">This should come as a shock to literally no one, though.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">These are the same coaches who introduced &#8220;water gun fight drills&#8221; just a few seasons earlier.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/sports\/not-even-fsus-most-famous-homer-can-spin-successful-2026-noles\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">READ: Not Even FSU&#8217;s Most Famous Homer Can Spin A Successful 2026 For The Noles<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Just in case you were wondering, FSU went 2-10 that season, so that doesn&#8217;t exactly bode well for early returns on the hospital ball drill.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">It&#8217;s one thing when your rivals are clowning you for doing something less than ideal. That just comes with the territory of being a college football fan.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">But when your own supporters are questioning why you still have a job, it might be time for Mike Norvell to look in the mirror and reevaluate some things.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">I mean this genuinely for Noles fans everywhere, and I&#8217;m not trolling when I say this: your long nightmare is almost over.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Norvell is practically begging to be fired at this point, and I imagine your boosters and AD will oblige by season&#8217;s end.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">It was a mistake to bring him back for 2026, but another year of below .500 football will surely put the final nail in Mikey&#8217;s coffin.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Then I can go back to properly hating you guys, just as the college football gods intended.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"You know what they say, practice like you play. 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