{"id":238434,"date":"2026-04-20T03:00:32","date_gmt":"2026-04-20T03:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/238434\/"},"modified":"2026-04-20T03:00:32","modified_gmt":"2026-04-20T03:00:32","slug":"miami-marlins-may-actually-legitimately-be-cursed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/238434\/","title":{"rendered":"Miami Marlins may actually, legitimately be cursed"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"speakable\">You probably read that headline and thought to yourself, &#8220;Yeah, and the sky is blue. Where are you going with this?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"speakable\">I realize the Miami Marlins aren&#8217;t exactly the picture of a model MLB franchise, with their myriad firesales and crappy attendance numbers, but every once in a while, even when the team starts to show signs that they aren&#8217;t completely destitute, a sign from God comes down and reminds their fans that they aren&#8217;t meant to have any fun.<\/p>\n<p>A couple of weeks ago, the Marlins sat at the top of the NL East with an 8-5 record, taking two of four games off of the Cincinnati Reds and could have even had a series win if not for a boneheaded pitching change courtesy of embattled manager Clayton McCullough.<\/p>\n<p> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/miami-marlins-loandepot-park.gif\" alt=\"IoanDepot park in Miami, Florida\" width=\"2024\" height=\"03\"\/> <\/p>\n<p> (Megan Briggs\/Getty Images)<\/p>\n<p>They were the toast of the town.<\/p>\n<p>MLB Network was devoting entire segments to talk about how dangerous, young, and talented this club was.<\/p>\n<p>Hell, even I was getting in on the fun and double fisting the Kool-Aid.<\/p>\n<p>Since that moment, the Marlins have dropped seven of their last eight games and look to be in complete free-fall mode.<\/p>\n<p>But there was light at the end of the tunnel; a glimmer of hope in a sea of sewage.<\/p>\n<p>The Marlins were set to get their best position player back in outfielder Kyle Stowers.<\/p>\n<p>Stowers was going to be activated after starting the season on the injured list, and that meant the Fish were getting an All-Star and a home run machine back in the heart of their lineup.<\/p>\n<p>And in his very first plate appearance back, rocking the Sunday throwback uniforms, this happened.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, no! We suck again!<\/p>\n<p>Nothing like taking 102 off the pinky to welcome you back to the Majors, huh kid?<\/p>\n<p>Although Stowers eventually returned and even hit a double in his next plate appearance, I can&#8217;t think of many other franchises that would see their franchise player come so close to another long term injury immediately after being taken off the IL.<\/p>\n<p>The fans were just as miffed about the whole situation, taking to X to voice their concern while realizing this is just another day in the life of a Miami Marlins supporter.<\/p>\n<p>Not many people know the torture that is being a Marlins fan, but I can assure you, nothing in life prepares you for it.<\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t even get disappointed, you just know something bad is going to happen and never get your hopes up in the first place.<\/p>\n<p>It looks like Stowers will be fine, but I&#8217;m sure everyone has already moved on and prepared themselves for the next unfortunate series of events to unfold.<\/p>\n<p>Rinse and repeat, Fish fanatics.<\/p>\n<p>Austin Perry is a writer for OutKick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"You probably read that headline and thought to yourself, &#8220;Yeah, and the sky is blue. 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