{"id":308904,"date":"2026-06-16T06:19:29","date_gmt":"2026-06-16T06:19:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/308904\/"},"modified":"2026-06-16T06:19:29","modified_gmt":"2026-06-16T06:19:29","slug":"the-miami-daddy-restaurant-rankings-miami","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/308904\/","title":{"rendered":"The Miami Daddy Restaurant Rankings &#8211; Miami"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We knew Miami had daddy issues, but we weren\u2019t aware that so many of its restaurants did, too. These aren\u2019t necessarily restaurants owned by fathers. We\u2019re talking about restaurants with some form of daddy\/papi\/pap\u00e1 in their name. Some are spiritually close to wholesome TV dads like Danny Tanner. And some are way too horny, and, if brought to life, wouldn\u2019t be allowed within fifty feet of a Hooters. For this ranking, we\u2019ve only considered papas that referred to dads, not potatoes. We also didn\u2019t include \u201cpapo\u201d restaurants, because a papo can sometimes be a papi, but a papi doesn\u2019t always have to be a papo. Now that we\u2019ve cleared that up, here is our official ranking of Miami\u2019s daddy restaurants.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"We knew Miami had daddy issues, but we weren\u2019t aware that so many of its restaurants did, too.&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":308905,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[123,125,124],"class_list":["post-308904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-miami","tag-miami","tag-miami-headlines","tag-miami-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=308904"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308904\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/308905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=308904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=308904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=308904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}