{"id":319984,"date":"2026-06-25T22:35:23","date_gmt":"2026-06-25T22:35:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/319984\/"},"modified":"2026-06-25T22:35:23","modified_gmt":"2026-06-25T22:35:23","slug":"the-5-best-things-to-do-in-tampa-bay-if-youre-a-former-nazi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/319984\/","title":{"rendered":"The 5 best things to do in Tampa Bay if you\u2019re a \u2018former\u2019 Nazi"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Were you a self-described Nazi<\/a> just a few months ago? Are you currently in town for two non-consecutive shows and locked into a binding contract <\/a>that can only be canceled if there\u2019s a level 5 terrorist threat? <\/p>\n

Sounds like you might have a day off or two. <\/p>\n

Well, don\u2019t confine yourself to a stuffy backroom <\/a>of Raymond James Stadium, get out there! Tampa Bay offers plenty of ways to let loose!\u00a0<\/p>\n

From world-class strip clubs to popular parks and beaches, what follows are the best things to do in the Tampa Bay region if you\u2019re a \u201cformer\u201d Nazi.<\/p>\n

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Clearwater Beach Look, \u201cWhite Lives Matter<\/a>\u201d is a soft stance. However, nothing beats the soft white sands of Clearwater Beach. Sure, experts may say being racist isn\u2019t synonymous with being bi-polar<\/a>, but dipping your toes in the waves after a long day of standing on a big ass globe IS synonymous with this award-winning patch of sugary sand!<\/p>\n

\"\"Water Works Park Credit: City of Tampa<\/a><\/p>\n

Water Works Park Are you the type of guy to post \u201cIM NEVER APOLOGIZING FOR MY JEWISH COMMENTS,<\/a>\u201d and then a little later take out a lengthy full-page apology in the Wall Street Journal<\/a>? We get it! At Tampa\u2019s Waterworks Park flip-flops are allowed! This splash pad is unmatched!\u00a0<\/p>\n

\"AnAn aerial view of the St. Pete Pier Credit: Visit St. Pete-Clearwater<\/a><\/p>\n

The St. Pete Pier Was it dumb to think \u201cslavery is a choice<\/a>?\u201d Absolutely. But not spending a day at the beautiful St. Pete Pier certainly is a choice. Frolic on the popular Glazer playground, grab a bite to eat at Pier Teaki, and soak in the skyline while you think about how not that long ago the entire pier and nearby Spa Beach was completely off limits to Black people<\/a>. What a time to be alive!<\/p>\n

\"\"Weedon Island Preserve Credit: Photo via Weedon Island Preserve\/Facebook<\/p>\n

Explore Tampa Bay\u2019s hiking trails As of now, it looks like Raymond James isn\u2019t even half full for the Sunday show<\/a>. But sometimes being alone is great! Summer is easily one of the best times to explore Tampa Bay\u2019s popular hiking trails without all the crowds! Not even immense public outcry<\/a> over antisemitic remarks can stop you from enjoying some quality bird watching at Weedon Island Preserve.<\/p>\n

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Visit any of Tampa Bay\u2019s world-famous strip clubs Still a little bummed about losing your presidential bid<\/a>? Relax, you\u2019ll get the presidential treatment at one of Tampa Bay\u2019s extravagant strip clubs. Step into a champagne room and forget all about those 60,000 total votes, or the time you rapped the words \u201cR. Kelly and the god of rap, shittin on you, holy crap<\/a>.\u201d Get ready to tip, unc!\u00a0<\/p>\n

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This article appears in June 25 \u2013 July 01, 2026<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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