A middle-aged man in Flagler County, Florida, is facing mulitple charges following a bizarre series that ended inside a patrol car. According to the authorities, the suspect, scheduled for a urine drug test, got rid of a Whizzinator and what deputies hope was a fake urine container inside the police vehicle.<\/p>\n
According to the Flagler County Sheriff’s Office<\/a>, the incident occurred on Tuesday, July 14. The man in question, 52-year-old James Shepard, was scheduled for a court-ordered drug class, so he decided to arrive in his vehicle.<\/p>\n However, according to the FCSO, the man had driven on a suspended license. On top of that, Shepard was on felony probation for multiple past burglaries and thefts, making his arrival at the drug class very illegal.<\/p>\n As a result, FCSO deputies, witnessing what the man had done, placed him under arrest. He was then put on the back of a patrol car, and things got weird moving forward.<\/p>\n Patrol Car Shenanigans<\/p>\n While being transported on the way to jail, Shepard complained of a shoulder injury. The deputy agreed to make things easier for the 52-year-old man and moved his handcuffs to the front.<\/p>\n Shortly after, as seen in the footage attached above, Shepard grabs something from his pants. Moments later, he tossed it to the side, landing on the patrol car’s floorboard.<\/p>\n What was it? According to the FCSO, it was a jerry-rigged Whizzinator, a fake bladder containing potentially fake urine that was wired to a heating pad, and, to top it all off, a synthetic “pizzle.”<\/p>\n Whizzinator Revealed<\/p>\n Authorities believed that the man was attempting to provide a fake urine sample instead of his own. A Whizzinator, after all, is designed to do exactly that: a device strapped to a person’s groin used to pass drug tests.<\/p>\n Upon checking on Shepard, a deputy immediately noticed the device. Knowing full well what was inside his patrol unit, he immediately asked the suspect about it, calling it a “dildo.”<\/p>\n Shepard, meanwhile, feigned ignorance, as shown in the patrol car’s camera footage. The deputy called him on his lie right before the clip ended.<\/p>\n Charges<\/p>\n James Shepard, following the faux “weanie” incident, was booked into Sheriff Pery Hall Inmate Detention Facility on multiple charges. These are driving without a license, violating his probation, defrauding a drug test, and tampering with evidence.<\/p>\n “This pee-brain dirtbag had already been given the deal of a lifetime, walking around on community control when he should have been sitting in a prison cell for almost a decade,” Flagler County Sheriff Rick Staly said. “Now he has a stream of new charges after flushing away a second chance to turn his life around. Instead, he tried to trick the system. Now he needs to go to prison!”<\/p>\n Online records show that Shepard is being held on a $8,000 bond. As per Sheriff Staly, he was previously sentenced to community control instead of nearly a decade behind bars for his crimes.<\/p>\n If you want more stories like this, follow Guessing Headlights<\/a> on <\/a>Yahoo<\/a> so you don’t miss what’s coming next.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"A middle-aged man in Flagler County, Florida, is facing mulitple charges following a bizarre series that ended inside…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":343269,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[28621,4717,28,30,29,140815,15618,140814],"class_list":["post-343268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-florida","tag-fcso","tag-flagler-county","tag-florida","tag-florida-headlines","tag-florida-news","tag-james-shepard","tag-patrol-car","tag-whizzinator"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=343268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343268\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/343269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=343268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=343268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=343268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}