{"id":38886,"date":"2025-11-08T15:51:23","date_gmt":"2025-11-08T15:51:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/38886\/"},"modified":"2025-11-08T15:51:23","modified_gmt":"2025-11-08T15:51:23","slug":"fakenunes-previews-syracuse-vs-miami","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/38886\/","title":{"rendered":"#FakeNunes previews Syracuse vs Miami"},"content":{"rendered":"

It\u2019s Wednesday Saturday, so you know what that means… time for the blog that gives you the internet\u2019s most ridiculous college football preview series- it\u2019s #FakeNunes time. Can we keep finding ways to get #jokesandgarbage into a Syracuse Orange<\/a> preview? You be the judge….<\/p>\n

Now onto this week\u2019s opponent<\/p>\n

Opponent: Miami Hurricanes<\/p>\n

Location: Coral Gables, FL<\/p>\n

Students: 19,852 students who wish their stadium was named after Pitbull<\/p>\n

The 2025 Fake Nunes Statistical Index (#FNSI)<\/p>\n

We continue to look to innovate our analytics model so we here\u2019s what the lab cooked up for this season.<\/p>\n

The FNSI staff won\u2019t give up on their quest to bring back more tradition into today\u2019s college game. Let\u2019s see what they\u2019ve got for this one<\/p>\n

It\u2019s the 315 versus the 305 today so the winner gets a trophy with a 3 _ 5 on top and the winning team gets to complete their area code.<\/p>\n

Fran Brown wants to reclaim the Garden State so let\u2019s see how the Orange stack up against each opponent.<\/p>\n

The Orange have 17 players from Jersey on this year\u2019s squad while Miami has 3.<\/p>\n

Bringing back this one as we love to drop, some knowledge every now and then to help our loyal readers possibly win a trivia night. After all we are the Syracuse blog that loves you back and we take that seriously.<\/p>\n

Jon Secada vs Vanessa Williams<\/p>\n

With the GRAMMY nominations just announced, we\u2019ve got the two-time winner Secada matched up against the former Miss America. Both artists appeared on the Pocahontas soundtrack, but only one of them earned a GRAMMY so the colors of this wind are Syracuse Orange<\/p>\n

Advantage: Vanessa Williams<\/p>\n

Dylan Joyce is another Aussie punter standing in the way of Jack Stonehouse and all-ACC honors. While he\u2019s not matching the punting numbers, he does win in the sleeve tattoo competition.<\/p>\n

Orangeawatha Miron Court Special Menu Item<\/p>\n

Thanks to Orangeawatha we now that the Miron Victory Court will have a specialty item for each opponent this year. This week, the special item will be Croquetas de Jamon (Cuban Ham Croquettes) and cafecitos. You\u2019ll have to save the Cuban cigars for after the Syracuse upset.<\/p>\n

Fran went non-Cuse trademark last week, but he wasn\u2019t going D.A.R.T. and instead hit us with this Eric Emanuel hat instead.<\/p>\n

\"SYRACUSE,<\/a><\/p>\n

SYRACUSE, NEW YORK – OCTOBER 31: Head coach Fran Brown of the Syracuse Orange looks on during the fourth quarter of a game against the North Carolina Tar Heels at JMA Wireless Dome on October 31, 2025 in Syracuse, New York. (Photo by Bryan Bennett\/Getty Images) Getty Images<\/p>\n

The Official #FakeNunes Game Prediction<\/p>\n

Rickie Collins comes out and throws two early interceptions leading Orange fans to scream for Jakhari Williams. On the other side, Miami focuses on the run game and goes up 10-0. A big kickoff return gives Syracuse some life and a Dan Villari pass to Darrell Gill, Jr leaves Mario Cristobal confused.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s a tight game into the fourth quarter when Malachi Toney takes over and scores on two long touchdowns- one a screen pass and another on a Wildcat run. Miami gets a small bit of revenge for last year while Syracuse gets another week of quarterback roulette.<\/p>\n

Final Score: Miami 34, Syracuse 16<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"It\u2019s Wednesday Saturday, so you know what that means… time for the blog that gives you the internet\u2019s…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":38887,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[123,125,124,26413,26414],"class_list":["post-38886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-miami","tag-miami","tag-miami-headlines","tag-miami-news","tag-syracuse-football","tag-syracuse-vs-miami"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38886"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38886\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/38887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}