{"id":436779,"date":"2026-10-24T12:40:10","date_gmt":"2026-10-24T12:40:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/436779\/"},"modified":"2026-10-24T12:40:10","modified_gmt":"2026-10-24T12:40:10","slug":"florida-dad-wakes-up-at-330am-to-find-kitchen-in-complete-chaos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/436779\/","title":{"rendered":"Florida Dad Wakes Up at 3:30AM to Find Kitchen in Complete Chaos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">A Florida dad was left speechless after discovering his kitchen in chaos at 3:30am, with food and toilet paper scattered throughout the room.Footage shared on Instagram by Florida-based realtor Michael Knoerlein shows the aftermath of a late-night escapade involving his four- and five-year-old daughters.The refrigerator&#8217;s contents had been emptied onto the floor, with milk, juice and other items spilled across the kitchen. Toilet paper had also been pulled out and wrapped in circles around the kitchen island.Reacting to the scene, Michael could barely make sense of what had happened.&#8221;It&#8217;s 3:30 in the morning and we just walked into our four- and five-year-old girls that decided to\u2014I don&#8217;t know what they decided to do. I just don&#8217;t know,&#8221; he said.&#8221;Holy mother of God. I just don&#8217;t know what to do with this.&#8221;Comparing the mess to a natural disaster, the exhausted dad added that it was &#8220;worse than the hurricane.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"A Florida dad was left speechless after discovering his kitchen in chaos at 3:30am, with food and toilet&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":436780,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[28,30,29],"class_list":["post-436779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-florida","tag-florida","tag-florida-headlines","tag-florida-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436779","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=436779"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/436779\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/436780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=436779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=436779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-fl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=436779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}