Girthmasterr to Matt Kalil
‘Size Queens’ Will Want a Taste of Your Coke Cans!!!
Published November 7, 2025 2:37 PM PST
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The big news about Matt Kalil‘s junk size has made him a marked man … and “size queens” are on the hunt, or so we hear from a porn star who can relate.
Here’s the deal … Kalil, a former NFL-er, had his dong thrust into the spotlight recently when his ex-wife Haley Kalil said his size was just too much for her, likening it to at least a couple of Coke cans.
Porn star Girthmasterr tells TMZ … he can totally relate to Matt’s story, since he found himself in the same situation more than a few times before his huge wang made him famous.
Matt has since remarried … but Girthmasterr tells us that is not going to matter to “size queens” who are absolutely going to seek him out now.
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GM has some advice for Matt, saying he could make millions in porn — if his wife’s cool with it! — and says it would be wise to get a vasectomy … because if the rumors are true, the dude is going to be in high demand.
On a more serious note … Girthmasterr says it’s important women feel comfortable with guys who’re packin’ — and the essentials for well-endowed men include lots of lube … and lots of communication in order to make each session a pleasant one.
We guess you could ask him himself this weekend, since Girthmasterr is in NYC for a pop-up (no pun intended) meet-and-greet for Brazzers.
Bottom line … size is everything to some ladies — who will have their eyes set on Matt’s monolithic member!