It was a person at Threads who raised the question of who could be involved if a female version of Expendables was made. I thought a bit and came to the conclusion that it’s a damn fun idea, there are enough lead-heavy actors with a past in action and geek culture to make it a really cozy action fest with plenty of cheesy one-liners and some younger talents that could also fit.

The core team of the first film included six people, so I have now made my own interpretation with six people for the core squad and a villain… as well as three cameos that can appear on the same premises as Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis and Mickey Rourke did – listed in alphabetical order so no one will get the idea that they are ranked.

The core team

• Betty Gilpin

• Carrie-Anne Moss

• Charlize Theron

• Michelle Yeoh

• Sigourney Weaver

• Uma Thurman

The villain

• Angelina Jolie

Cameos

• Jamie Lee Curtis

• Linda Hamilton

• Lucy Lawless

Which women had been in your version of female Expendables?

The action queens who should get to make an Expendables reboot

Yes, I know… there are missing names like Gal Gadot, Gina Carano, Lucy Liu, Michelle Rodriguez and Scarlett Johansson. But it’s Expendables – so of course there will be sequels.