{"id":277670,"date":"2026-06-25T10:26:11","date_gmt":"2026-06-25T10:26:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/277670\/"},"modified":"2026-06-25T10:26:11","modified_gmt":"2026-06-25T10:26:11","slug":"6-jobs-jack-schlossberg-can-do-instead-of-congress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/277670\/","title":{"rendered":"6 jobs Jack Schlossberg can do instead of Congress"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jack Kennedy Schlossberg tried getting into the family business and lost<\/a>, by like, a lot. Not as bad as George Conway but not great for the grandson of the beloved JFK. Since opponents criticized him for never having a real job, we thought we\u2019d suggest some alternate career paths, if he\u2019s done with politics.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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\nSean Zanni\/Patrick McMullan via Getty Images<\/p>\n

Reality TV Star<\/p>\n

The producers of Love Island need to be knocking down his door right now. Or The Traitors, or Survivor, or Dancing with the Stars. I\u2019m open to suggestions. He would make the perfect reality TV boyfriend and emotionally terrorize women on screen week after week. He would do great on the Island\/Villa\/Casa and he could put his influencer skills to good use. This is basically just like Congress anyways.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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\nDanielle Parhizkaran\/The Boston Globe via Getty Images<\/p>\n

Paddleboard Instructor<\/p>\n

Since he loves to SUP in the Hudson, the Schloss can take the time to teach others his wicked swim skills. And it\u2019s a good workout. From no PAC Jack to six pack Jack.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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\nMichael Loccisano\/Getty Images for Empire State Realty Trust<\/p>\n

Crypto Bro<\/p>\n

Like any man that faces rejection (cough Eric Adams<\/a> cough Andrew Cuomo<\/a>) turning to crypto currency is the only logical way to process the loss. He can coin the \u201cKennedy Coin\u201d and make a mint. And then lose it all.\u00a0<\/p>\n

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\nEdna Leshowitz\/Getty Images<\/p>\n

AI Spokesperson<\/p>\n

Since he loves to use Claude for research and debate prep, Anthropic should rebrand Claude as \u201cJack\u201d and then you can \u201cAsk Jack\u201d instead. That sounds so much better right? Though Anthropic\u2019s incoming head of government relations Alex Bores might not like it.<\/p>\n

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\nGotham\/GC Images<\/p>\n

Trophy Boyfriend<\/p>\n

If he doesn\u2019t have an Instagram model girlfriend now, he will soon. And since he can just accompany her around and live that\u00a0 West Village Girl life, meeting friends for Aperol spritzes. He doesn\u2019t even have to move from his place in Chelsea, it\u2019s a state of mind. Plus there’s a Fellini on 22nd Street.<\/p>\n

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\nJohnny Nunez\/WireImage<\/p>\n

Club Promoter for Billionaires<\/p>\n

Mamdani\u2019s policies like the pied-\u00e0-terre tax are really making the ultra-wealthy feel isolated these days. It can get really lonely in a 7,000 square foot Park Avenue penthouse. Jack can start a social club where people like this can find a safe space to be themselves. Maybe Dan Goldman can join.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Jack Kennedy Schlossberg tried getting into the family business and lost, by like, a lot. Not as bad…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":277671,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[19916,21558,9,11,10,49,51,50,31167],"class_list":["post-277670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-new-york","tag-2026-congressional-midterm-elections","tag-jack-schlossberg","tag-new-york","tag-new-york-headlines","tag-new-york-news","tag-new-york-state","tag-new-york-state-headlines","tag-new-york-state-news","tag-ny-12"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277670\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/277671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}