Seniors are rushing South<\/a>. Florida is now populated by hungry young alligators driving old people\u2019s cars and whatever\/whoever\/whichever new duties they might suddenly need to attend to like if whatever becomes necessary to suddenly attend to \u2014 like \u2014 late at night. Like late. Late. Suddenly.<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tGet opinions and commentary from our columnists\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n
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The men? All bald. Palm Beach barbers envy clients with hair \u2014 to them dandruff is a thrill.<\/p>\n
And new arrivals go where when they get there? To an art gallery where canvasses are in crayon. Or a late 4:30 dinner which is for ketchup on your sneakers.<\/p>\n
Before Crapdammy, some friends had an all encompassing program designated to reach certain investment goals during the next five years \u2014 like getting even. Their company just closed. They\u2019re now on the list for a Secaucus timeshare.<\/p>\n
Neighborhood banks are failing. Forget a camera that photographs pictures of bank robbers. Mine now has a guy who does charcoal sketches.<\/p>\n
One dude spent a year opening new bank accounts. Got free radios, toasters, TVs, luggage, pots, pans, dishes. Last week he gave back his deposit and opened his own discount house.<\/p>\n
New York\u2019s so ruined that one hustler asked a passerby for 20 bucks. Passerby: \u201c20 dollars? That\u2019s a lot to request.\u201d Hustler: \u201cYeah, but I want to quit early tonight.\u201d<\/p>\n
Cheap? This mayor gets angry when gum machines won\u2019t take credit cards.<\/p>\n
Everyone\u2019s trying to save money. The commie to his unfaithful wife: \u201cStand behind your lover. I\u2019m going to shoot you both.\u201d<\/p>\n
Major commercial on Moscow TV: \u201cYou asked for it, you got it \u2014 hard labor.\u201d<\/p>\n
Note: Capitalism is when your wife owns everything. Crapdammy\u2019s is when the State does.<\/p>\n
Major game in Crapdammy\u2019s favorite Siberia: \u201cHide and stay hidden.\u201d<\/p>\n
Set for doom boom<\/p>\n
Listen up, world:<\/p>\n
The city that never sleeps is sleeping. This BS crappy mayor talker is not! only into free buses, freezing rents, extra taxes and empty bodegas. NOT!!! Will our NYC smartguys \u2014 our brains, our Realtors, our business geniuses \u2014 not listen? His aim is to destroy New York. Kill it. Deaden it. Ruin it. Wipe it out. Close it. Shut it down. Stop it. Neutralize it.<\/p>\n
Don\u2019t just pay no attention. He hates success. Hates the rich. Hates Jewish people. His intent is to ruin New York.<\/p>\n
A comedian friend of our mini-mayor insisted on getting married in a bathtub. Why? He wanted a double ring ceremony.<\/p>\n
Only in New York, kids, only in New York.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"We\u2019re being Left behind Definition of a communist: One who shares his nothing with everybody. Having one another…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":313059,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[12246,9,24,55,54,56,299,82],"class_list":["post-313058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-new-york-city","tag-communism","tag-new-york","tag-new-york-city","tag-new-york-city-headlines","tag-new-york-city-news","tag-ny","tag-opinion","tag-zohran-mamdani"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=313058"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313058\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/313059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=313058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=313058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=313058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}