{"id":32522,"date":"2025-11-07T22:53:10","date_gmt":"2025-11-07T22:53:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/32522\/"},"modified":"2025-11-07T22:53:10","modified_gmt":"2025-11-07T22:53:10","slug":"girthmasterr-warns-matt-kalil-size-queens-will-be-on-the-hunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/32522\/","title":{"rendered":"Girthmasterr Warns Matt Kalil &#8216;Size Queens&#8217; Will Be on the Hunt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>                          Girthmasterr to Matt Kalil<br \/>\n                          &#8216;Size Queens&#8217; Will Want a Taste of Your Coke Cans!!!<\/p>\n<p>\n                        Published November 7, 2025 2:37 PM PST\n                                                                            <\/p>\n<p>            Play video content<\/p>\n<p>                    <img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"eager\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/7c9e1ecece8041e198ba3f3612922b50_md.jpg\" alt=\"girthmasterr-matt-kalil-kal-11-07-2025\" width=\"728\" height=\"410\" class=\"img-fluid\"\/><\/p>\n<p>                    TMZ.com<\/p>\n<p>The big news about <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tmz.com\/people\/matt-kalil\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Matt Kalil<\/a>&#8216;s junk size has made him a marked man &#8230; and &#8220;size queens&#8221; are on the hunt, or so we hear from a porn star who can relate.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the deal &#8230; Kalil, a former NFL-er, had his dong thrust into the spotlight recently when his ex-wife <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tmz.com\/people\/haley-kalil\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Haley Kalil<\/a> said his size was just too much for her, likening it to at least a couple of Coke cans.<\/p>\n<p>                  <a class=\"js-click-image js-track-link image-lightbox-preview\" data-node-ref=\"tmz:image-asset:image_jpg_20251105_eb256d8dbe9645fa8d370b1a8fad356f\" data-container-ref=\"tmz:article:8ffb2631-78c1-4b26-a233-2d21256b57f1\" data-context=\"{&quot;section&quot;:&quot;permalink&quot;,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;image&quot;}\"><\/p>\n<p>                          <img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/eb256d8dbe9645fa8d370b1a8fad356f_md.jpg\" alt=\"matt kalil getty 1\" width=\"728\" height=\"546\" class=\"img-fluid image-block__img-fluid img-aspect-auto\"\/><\/p>\n<p>                  <\/a><\/p>\n<p>Porn star Girthmasterr tells TMZ \u2026 he can totally relate to Matt&#8217;s story, since he found himself in the same situation more than a few times before his huge wang made him famous.<\/p>\n<p><a id=\"continued\" class=\"continued-anchor\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Matt has since remarried &#8230; but Girthmasterr tells us that is not going to matter to &#8220;size queens&#8221; who are absolutely going to seek him out now.<\/p>\n<p>            Play video content<\/p>\n<p>                    <img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/95169def2a87423bbc6aefa8fe8bb6ff_md.jpg\" alt=\"girthmasterr-sex-kal-11-07-2025\" width=\"728\" height=\"410\" class=\"img-fluid\"\/><\/p>\n<p>                    TMZ.com<\/p>\n<p>GM has some advice for Matt, saying he could make millions in porn &#8212; if his wife&#8217;s cool with it! &#8212; and says it would be wise to get a vasectomy &#8230; because if the rumors are true, the dude is going to be in high demand.<\/p>\n<p>On a more serious note \u2026 Girthmasterr says it\u2019s important women feel comfortable with guys who&#8217;re packin&#8217; &#8212; and the essentials for well-endowed men include lots of lube &#8230; and lots of communication in order to make each session a pleasant one.<\/p>\n<p>                  <a class=\"js-click-image js-track-link image-lightbox-preview\" data-node-ref=\"tmz:image-asset:image_jpg_20251105_814a878977fc4494926a7c6429e35ec6\" data-container-ref=\"tmz:article:8ffb2631-78c1-4b26-a233-2d21256b57f1\" data-context=\"{&quot;section&quot;:&quot;permalink&quot;,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;image&quot;}\"><\/p>\n<p>                          <img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/814a878977fc4494926a7c6429e35ec6_md.jpg\" alt=\"matt kalil and haley kalil getty 2\" width=\"728\" height=\"546\" class=\"img-fluid image-block__img-fluid img-aspect-auto\"\/><\/p>\n<p>                  <\/a><\/p>\n<p>We guess you could ask him himself this weekend, since Girthmasterr is in NYC for a <a href=\"https:\/\/officialzzstore.com\/pages\/brazzers-x-nyc-pop-up?srsltid=AfmBOoqGozYtS3iFmD1uKssLSWkqV7Paoc9oxeUJG4jWDb0wUKe5cpdA\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">pop-up<\/a> (no pun intended) meet-and-greet for Brazzers.<\/p>\n<p>Bottom line &#8230; size is everything to some ladies &#8212; who will have their eyes set on Matt&#8217;s monolithic member!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Girthmasterr to Matt Kalil &#8216;Size Queens&#8217; Will Want a Taste of Your Coke Cans!!! 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