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<\/a><\/p>\nThis week we\u2019re going to do a deep dive on the Wagner College, a real place. Seeing as how pretty much none of us knew anything about this place before the schedule announcement back in January 2025, it\u2019s finally time to learn just how bright and beautiful this world is.<\/p>\n
Hot Dog. You know, I figured being headquartered in Staten Island that there\u2019d be atleast one hot dog stand like, right there on campus, but apparently not! The nearest Hot Dog Stand\/Restaurant is Skippy\u2019s Hot Dogs! Over 10,000 hot dogs away! Top Dog wins again at only 1,000 bun lengths from campus to the Durant location. An important stat to monitor come Saturday, namely how long the line will be.<\/p>\n The Bears have a solid showing this week, beating out Wagner just barely in the distance to the nearest Black Bear, which locally is the Oakland Zoo, but to Wagner College is the Bronx Zoo, a staggering 13,271.35 bear lengths away. He does look very relaxed and if Cal ever goes to Wagner to play it might be worth a trip to the Bronx Zoo.<\/p>\n This next post is a sponsored post from Write for California! Christopher H has been dutifully scouting Wagner College Football for Write for California for way longer than any sane or rational person should I believe as of press time, we estimated his post, inclusive of pictures and images clocks in right around 24 pages. That\u2019s basically a kids picture book! But we here at Wurster Hall care about the stats!<\/p>\n Looking deep into the analytics now, Christopher_H wrote an impressive 6,366 words combined in the Offensive and Defensive Previews which will drop later this week. Meanwhile, the entire Wagner College Wikipedia Entry is 1,911 total words. Impressive Christopher_H!<\/p>\n Now for the real stats. This past week, I attended the Write For California away game watch party at Headlands with my kid. Because I was on campus with them, we had to visit the student store which left me awestruck at the total volume of hats available, which then led me to another interesting statistic. According to the new Barnes and Noble Student Store, Cal has an impressive 146 hats available for your beautiful noggin. Meanwhile, the Official Wagner student store only has 36. What a bummer. This should factor into Saturday\u2019s performance and could very well be the final score of the game.<\/p>\n Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all, I’m pooped.<\/p>\n Yes, I should be—GOOD LORD, what is happening on that roster?<\/p>\n Thanks to Twitter User justthebears who noticed that Wagner College, somehow, someway, has 11 total QBs rostered according to the school website. Which is impressive! I didn\u2019t realize you could have that many QBs on the roster. You know what they say, if you have 11 QBs, you don\u2019t have 1. I think I just counted 157 people on the roster? What the hell is going on on Staten Island?<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n