{"id":34868,"date":"2025-11-10T15:19:09","date_gmt":"2025-11-10T15:19:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/34868\/"},"modified":"2025-11-10T15:19:09","modified_gmt":"2025-11-10T15:19:09","slug":"eddie-huang-makes-an-offer-on-his-dream-restaurant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/34868\/","title":{"rendered":"Eddie Huang Makes an Offer on His Dream Restaurant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>                  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/10d1e6deb66ed76998cc18d91ae5298918-eddie-huang-1110.rhorizontal.w700.jpg\" class=\"lede-image\" data-content-img=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" style=\"width:100%;height:auto;\" fetchpriority=\"high\"\/> <\/p>\n<p>\n                  Photo-Illustration: Curbed; Photos: Getty, Sukjong Hong\n              <\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp4lm6s000d0ibgh5nvjn1r@published\" data-word-count=\"42\">In this series, \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.curbed.com\/tags\/looking-to-settle\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Looking to Settle<\/a>,\u201d Eddie Huang chronicles his search for a downtown restaurant space. In the previous installment, Huang <a href=\"https:\/\/www.curbed.com\/article\/eddie-huang-reginas-restaurant-swap-allen-street.html\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">suggested swapping his West Village pocket listing for a Lower East Side restaurant<\/a> with a potential business partner, the Dapper Gentleman.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph_drop-cap\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp8aw6x006m3b788h2785yg@published\" data-word-count=\"84\">It\u2019s possible for two chefs to arrive at the same dish, I said to myself when I noticed several restaurants <a href=\"https:\/\/basedfob.substack.com\/p\/in-the-kitchen-mustard-green-skate\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">serving skate wing<\/a> in a pool of sauce on a round plate in September. There are only so many combinations that fit the exact price point for a well-priced, chef-driven seafood entr\u00e9e in any given neighborhood below Houston, so I wasn\u2019t too surprised to see that more than one chef had been inspired to offer a slab of fibrous bottom-feeding fish for under $30.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp4o8fw00113b789p64kiwh@published\" data-word-count=\"91\">Not only was it possible, but perhaps even more likely, that more than one chef, broker, or restaurateur would arrive at the exact same location when it came to scouting for a spot at\u00a0the intersection between Chinatown, the Lower East Side, and Two Bridges. That\u2019s why it didn\u2019t surprise me when Roman mentioned that he was intimately involved with the lease at Casablanca and in fact was the one who <a href=\"https:\/\/www.curbed.com\/article\/eddie-huang-reginas-restaurant-swap-allen-street.html\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">got it for the Dapper Gentleman<\/a>. It actually made sense that all three of us had converged at this exact location.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp4tiru00173b78x9kbqjiz@published\" data-word-count=\"71\">After exploring <a href=\"https:\/\/www.curbed.com\/article\/eddie-huang-restaurant-east-village-apollo-bagels.html\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Yummy Hive in the East Village<\/a> and the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.curbed.com\/article\/eddie-huang-restaurant-west-village-pocket-listing.html\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">West Village pocket opportunity<\/a>, Casablanca felt like a Goldilocks situation. I wouldn\u2019t have to pay the $700,000 dollars or more to gut renovate a location like Yummy Hive, I got to stay in a neighborhood I understood, and the bones were there to do the biggest version of Gazebo as opposed to the West Village location that barely fit 70 people.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp4tq8z001c3b7873ay4w5h@published\" data-word-count=\"50\">The only question left was whether I wanted to work with the Dapper Gentleman or not. While his restaurants were my aesthetic favorites and I enjoyed the crowds he attracted, there was an Amy Winehouse\u2013Ghostface Killah \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9InvRAeUby8\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">You Know I\u2019m No Good<\/a>\u201d feeling to our relationship after all the false starts.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Why you acting like you more trouble than Tony Starks, n\u2019 <\/p>\n<p>\u00a0You need to just \u2018walk away\u2019 like Kelly Clarkson!<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp4v352001i3b78oif7nlr7@published\" data-word-count=\"19\">I wasn\u2019t sure whether he was busy, subconsciously curving me, or actively misleading me, but it didn\u2019t feel good.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp5056100213b78rv5nypgh@published\" data-word-count=\"41\">About ten days after speaking about <a href=\"https:\/\/www.curbed.com\/article\/eddie-huang-reginas-restaurant-swap-allen-street.html\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">the restaurant swap<\/a>, his offer came in via email. The price to buy out the LLC holding the Casablanca lease was $500,000, plus equity for the Dapper Gentleman as my partner in the new venture.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp5085d00263b78gqr880qa@published\" data-word-count=\"7\">\u201cOof, 500 is high,\u201d Noah immediately said.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp50a1z002b3b78o1uo07fg@published\" data-word-count=\"12\">\u201cFive hundred is less than 700,\u201d I responded like the driest martini.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp50brc002g3b78i5004gb0@published\" data-word-count=\"19\">\u201cSure, it\u2019s less than building out your own restaurant custom, but the key money is high for this location.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp50elu002l3b78bnim2lrl@published\" data-word-count=\"62\">Noah wasn\u2019t wrong. We\u2019d seen several properties in the East Village and Lower East Side that were 2,000 to 2,500 square feet (comparable to Casablanca) with key money deals in the range of $150,000 to $250,000 tops. But price aside, I had a very specific vision for the dining room of Gazebo and this exact restaurant had been on the mood board.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp50pew002q3b785sy2j32b@published\" data-word-count=\"23\">\u201cThis is the only location we\u2019ve seen where I wouldn\u2019t have to touch a thing and could open Gazebo right away,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp50sub002v3b78m12mbn78@published\" data-word-count=\"6\">\u201cYou wouldn\u2019t renovate this at all?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp50umi00303b78tbo3co6b@published\" data-word-count=\"16\">\u201cThis is literally my favorite restaurant interior besides <a href=\"https:\/\/www.grubstreet.com\/article\/restaurant-review-le-veau-dor.html\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Le Veau d\u2019Or<\/a> and the Russian Tea Room.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp50xjj00353b7873gtxz30@published\" data-word-count=\"3\">\u201cWhat? That\u2019s crazy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp50zng003a3b780tm1h187@published\" data-word-count=\"7\">\u201cI just like what this guy does.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp5191o003k3b789ew7j9ig@published\" data-word-count=\"14\">\u201cHave you given any more thought to whether you want to partner with him?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp514pz003f3b78nxw51u8b@published\" data-word-count=\"24\">\u201cI\u2019m not sure. I like being the No. 1 option in someone\u2019s life.\u201d And I knew that for the Dapper Gentleman, that wasn\u2019t me.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph_drop-cap\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp51e5d003p3b784eg7d8pg@published\" data-word-count=\"44\">That weekend, Natashia and I took our son, Senna, to get a slice at<a href=\"https:\/\/www.grubstreet.com\/2022\/11\/scarrs-pizza-expansion-omakase-counter-nyc.html\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"> Scarr\u2019s<\/a>. Living in Murray Hill, he eats a lot of chicken Caesar salad slices from NYC Pizza Kitchen and we figured it was time he had a more elegant slice.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp51yi2003v3b78o206mwl8@published\" data-word-count=\"67\">We pulled up to Scarr\u2019s, which already had a line outside with someone yelling that dine-in was for full pies only. It made sense, but the little man in me simply didn\u2019t like being yelled at or told I couldn\u2019t do something like eat in the dining room so I convinced Natashia that it would be more enjoyable to eat on a Nissan Altima parked outside anyway.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp523j200403b78vyb9iw63@published\" data-word-count=\"89\">Senna went crazy for the pepperonis on each slice so we fed him most of them, then ate what was left over. If you told 15-year-old me that I would be dining like this at the age of 43, I may have jumped off a bridge. But now that I have arrived at this point, I can honestly say these are the best moments of my life: giving someone else my pepperoni, satisfied to eat the cold leftover vehicle it came on as if it was a Nissan Altima.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp52aim00453b78pos9udj0@published\" data-word-count=\"71\">I started thinking about it:\u00a0While putting my wife and family first delights me, the opposite was true at work. I\u2019m happy to do the most, pitch in where I can, and, many times, even do peoples\u2019 jobs for them, but it pisses me off when it\u2019s not reciprocated. Considering that the Dapper Gentleman and I were in the \u201cdating\u201d phase of our business relationship, I had to acknowledge the red flags.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53tww004a3b78acluzgqs@published\" data-word-count=\"90\">All of these thoughts percolated in my mind as Natashia wiped Senna\u2019s hands and prepared him for the long march north to Murray Hill. After I buckled Senna back into his stroller, I stood up and saw Regina\u2019s in the background with Roman\u2019s family photos in the window. I felt the desire to believe everything Regina\u2019s was selling but stopped myself. I\u2019d watched so many people use the immigrant narrative or a vintage sign to sell everything from jarred sauce to tinned fish and knew not to believe the hype.<\/p>\n<p>                  <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/a2ceea8348b488391558133c26140bf826-IMG-6207.rvertical.w570.jpg\" class=\"img-data\" data-content-img=\"\" width=\"570\" height=\"712\" style=\"width:100%;height:auto;\"\/> <\/p>\n<p>\n      The family photos on the wall at Regina\u2019s.<br \/>\n      Photo: Sukjong Hong\n    <\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0s004g3b789dvm48ei@published\" data-word-count=\"29\">We started to walk up Orchard Street as that thought began to dissipate, and who did I see two blocks later <a href=\"https:\/\/www.curbed.com\/article\/eddie-huang-reginas-restaurant-swap-allen-street.html\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">outside MixedIn<\/a> with his son in his arms?<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0s004h3b78c0zwx4q8@published\" data-word-count=\"7\">Roman, actually living what he was selling.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0s004i3b780sn0xl3h@published\" data-word-count=\"20\">I pulled up with my son and introduced the kids. The boys pointed and poked at each other\u2019s dinosaur stickers.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0s004j3b788ja1vohg@published\" data-word-count=\"6\">\u201cYour kid like dinos?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0s004k3b78w923eg2n@published\" data-word-count=\"1\">\u201cObsessed.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0s004l3b78wtdurbo2@published\" data-word-count=\"12\">\u201cYeah, Senna wakes up and immediately gotta line up all the dinos.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0s004m3b78nr541ud6@published\" data-word-count=\"1\">\u201cSame!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0s004n3b78auwa675a@published\" data-word-count=\"36\">Neither of us was vulgar enough to talk business on Sunday with our kids there. We shook hands, and I headed up to Murray Hill with the knowledge that what I saw at Regina\u2019s was true.<\/p>\n<p>Yo, get the bath and body works, pumpkin and spice creams<\/p>\n<p>Together like Cheech and Chong, we make nice dreams.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0s004p3b78ffzyrk2o@published\" data-word-count=\"21\"> I knew in that moment that I wouldn\u2019t be partnering with the Dapper Gentleman and told Noah. I just wanted Casablanca.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0s004q3b78e6o7s60n@published\" data-word-count=\"2\">\u201cFinal answer?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0s004r3b78sa23mxof@published\" data-word-count=\"17\">\u201cFinal answer \u2014 $325K for the lease, security stays with us, so it\u2019s really $250K to him.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0s004s3b78mw9dlvza@published\" data-word-count=\"14\">\u201cUnderstood. Do you want to make the offer or would you like us to?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t004t3b78a9jgphp9@published\" data-word-count=\"6\">This was the moment of truth.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t004u3b78md73xlz9@published\" data-word-count=\"6\">\u201cI\u2019m not sure yet,\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t004v3b78iczxk5fn@published\" data-word-count=\"66\">The right thing to do would be to call the Dapper Gentleman and tell him myself:\u00a0I wanted his restaurant but not him. It should have been an easy call: Pay my respects, close the loop, and tell him I was moving in another direction. Especially after meeting Roman, I could\u2019ve just said the same thing so many people have said before me: \u201cI met somebody else.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t004w3b785qda4t5k@published\" data-word-count=\"37\">But something was holding me back. Deep down, I wanted to work with him, but I also knew that he would hurt my feelings, as corny as that is to admit to yourself as a 43-year-old man.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t004y3b78m9hwmh0o@published\" data-word-count=\"28\">I started looking for an excuse, so one afternoon while walking around the Lower East Side, I went to see a fishmonger who also happened to supply Casablanca.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t004z3b784sxwk6uc@published\" data-word-count=\"6\">\u201cAy, how\u2019s it going?\u201d I said.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t00503b7863rz2k4q@published\" data-word-count=\"17\">\u201cGood, good. I saw your article in New York Magazine. You find a location yet?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t00513b78yy1jjex7@published\" data-word-count=\"19\">\u201cHonestly, I have, but I\u2019m not sure I want to work with the guy. I think you know him.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t00523b78zvaknmja@published\" data-word-count=\"3\">\u201cWho is it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t00533b78ipyrku08@published\" data-word-count=\"4\">\u201cThe location is Casablanca.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t00543b78uv79e4uz@published\" data-word-count=\"10\">\u201cAhhhh,\u201d he said. I could tell he was holding back.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t00553b78pfre9aui@published\" data-word-count=\"1\">\u201cWhat?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t00563b78nn04o5ym@published\" data-word-count=\"6\">\u201cNo, nothing, that\u2019s the perfect location.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t00573b788nul33g1@published\" data-word-count=\"4\">\u201cYou know the guy?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t00583b78h9m94gh2@published\" data-word-count=\"9\">\u201cI don\u2019t know the guy; I know the chef.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t00593b78ei6mvjf7@published\" data-word-count=\"10\">He really didn\u2019t want to talk, but I pressed him.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t005a3b786tr3gd87@published\" data-word-count=\"2\">\u201cWhat happened?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t005b3b78ihhzcmic@published\" data-word-count=\"24\">\u201cAhhh, man, I don\u2019t know. I don\u2019t want to get involved, but you should reach out to the chef. He works at ____________________ now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t005c3b78tzks6cbd@published\" data-word-count=\"12\">\u201cI don\u2019t wanna bother the chef. They didn\u2019t get along though, huh?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t005d3b78cckpsqar@published\" data-word-count=\"5\">The fishmonger shook his head.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t005e3b78x4ptcufw@published\" data-word-count=\"20\">\u201cAppreciate you, bro,\u201d I said, giving him a fist bump instead of a hand shake since he had fish hands.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t005f3b78nn8jr3li@published\" data-word-count=\"33\">Hearing this gave me a false pretext for not calling the Dapper Gentleman myself. In my petty lizard brain, I rationalized that if other people were salty with him, I could be too.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t005g3b78jr0k32sx@published\" data-word-count=\"11\">I walked out, put in my wired headphones, and called Noah.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t005h3b78gpyik9ff@published\" data-word-count=\"14\">\u201cYo, you go ahead with the offer. It\u2019s business, not personal,\u201d I told him.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0t005i3b78jq1yteo6@published\" data-word-count=\"41\">After several nights out talking business together, I knew I should have called the Dapper Gentleman myself. I probably should have met him in person with my chin up, back straight, and done it with a hand shake, but I didn\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0u005j3b7807hbf1ta@published\" data-word-count=\"32\">Instead, I turned my back on everything my dad had taught me at Better Homes Furniture and served the Dapper Gentleman the same bottom-feeding skate wing he\u2019d been serving me since mid-March.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0u005k3b78w9qgu3dy@published\" data-word-count=\"1\">Why?<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.curbed.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmhp53v0u005l3b78m04zolfb@published\" data-word-count=\"5\">\u2019Cause I ain\u2019t shit either.<\/p>\n<p>I cheated myself <\/p>\n<p>Like I knew I would. <\/p>\n<p>I told you I was trouble, <\/p>\n<p>You know that I\u2019m no good<\/p>\n<p>      <a class=\"see-all-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.curbed.com\/tags\/looking-to-settle\" aria-label=\"See All from More From This Series\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\n        See All<\/p>\n<p>      <\/a><\/p>\n<p>          Sign Up for the Curbed Newsletter<\/p>\n<p>A daily mix of stories about cities, city life, and our always evolving neighborhoods and skylines.<\/p>\n<p>        Vox Media, LLC Terms and Privacy Notice<\/p>\n<p class=\"expanded-terms \" aria-hidden=\"true\">By submitting your email, you agree to our <a href=\"https:\/\/nymag.com\/newyork\/terms\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">Terms<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/nymag.com\/newyork\/privacy\/\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">Privacy Notice<\/a> and to receive email correspondence from us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Photo-Illustration: Curbed; Photos: Getty, Sukjong Hong In this series, \u201cLooking to Settle,\u201d Eddie Huang chronicles his search for&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":34869,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[13620,1489,13618,20671,13617,358,9,11,10,821,461],"class_list":["post-34868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-new-york","tag-brick-and-mortar","tag-commercial-real-estate","tag-eddie-huang","tag-key-money","tag-looking-to-settle","tag-lower-east-side","tag-new-york","tag-new-york-headlines","tag-new-york-news","tag-restaurants","tag-the-real-estate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34868\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/34869"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}