Talk about timing.<\/p>\n
Joe Jonas has lined up a buyer for his Brooklyn sky perch,<\/a> and the deal landed a day before his most famous ex released a new single that Swifties are convinced takes aim at him.<\/a><\/p>\n The Jonas Brothers singer\u2019s three-bedroom condo on the 26th floor of Olympia Dumbo went into contract Sept. 24, according to StreetEasy. It had asked $6.75 million since June, when The Post first broke news of the listing, which he had quietly put on the market.<\/p>\n Then on Friday, Taylor Swift unleashed \u201cPatient Zero,\u201d and the internet did what the internet does.<\/p>\n Joe Jonas has found a taker for his Brooklyn condo, and the timing couldn\u2019t be juicier. Getty Images for Kenneth Cole Fragrances<\/p>\n His three-bedroom corner unit on the 26th floor of Olympia Dumbo went into contract Sept. 24 after hitting the market in June at $6.75 million, barely above the $6.5 million he paid in 2024. Gloria Kilbourne<\/p>\n Swift revealed the new track<\/a> on Sept. 22 as part of \u201cThe Life of a Showgirl: The Encore.\u201d The song is written as a message from one woman to another who is now with a man the singer once dated. Swift casts herself as the first person to catch the emotional sickness he spreads, and offers to help the new girlfriend recover.<\/p>\n Fans quickly pointed to \u201cGame of Thrones\u201d star Sophie Turner. After the actress split from Jonas,<\/a> Swift let Turner and her kids stay in her downtown Manhattan apartment<\/a> during custody talks.\u00a0The two women were photographed together around New York again and again after the breakup.<\/p>\n And Swift and Jonas go way back. They dated briefly in 2008, and the romance ended over the phone. Swift later told Ellen DeGeneres about \u201cthe boy who broke up with me over the phone in 27 seconds\u201d and moved on.<\/p>\n Not every Swiftie is sold. Some lines seem to fit other exes better, and a reference to social climbing makes little sense for someone as famous as Jonas. Swift has not named Jonas, Turner or anyone else as the song\u2019s muse.<\/p>\n The listing price means fees and taxes could wipe out any profit. Gloria Kilbourne<\/p>\n As for Jonas\u2019s unit, the final sale price won\u2019t be public until the deal closes and hits city property records. But Jonas was never chasing a windfall. He bought the residence in May 2024 for $6.5 million, so his ask sat just $250,000 above what he paid.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n Once broker commissions and transfer taxes are paid, that margin could shrink to nothing, or flip into a loss.<\/p>\n The 2,654-square-foot corner unit faces the Manhattan Bridge, the East River and the lower Manhattan skyline through a wall of glass.\u00a0<\/p>\n The showstopper is a lounge done up in lipstick red, with a walnut bar and a vinyl station, a space that could revert to a fourth bedroom for a buyer who needs guest space.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n The kitchen is dressed in Fior di Bosco marble and hand-blown Bocci light fixtures. Common charges run $3,590 a month. Carl Gambino of the Gambino Group at Compass represented the seller.<\/p>\n The 2,654-square-foot home boasts Manhattan Bridge views and a lipstick-red lounge with a walnut bar and vinyl station. Gloria Kilbourne<\/p>\n One day after the deal, Taylor Swift released \u201cPatient Zero,\u201d a song addressed to a woman dating a man the singer once knew all too well, and fans immediately linked it to Jonas\u2019s ex-wife Sophie Turner, whom Swift took in after the couple\u2019s 2023 split. North Woods \/ PapCulture \/ BACKGRID<\/p>\n The buyer is moving into one of Brooklyn\u2019s buzziest addresses. <\/p>\n Olympia, a Fortis Property Group tower finished in 2024, counts former Nets guard Ben Simmons and \u201cFrozen\u201d songwriters Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez among its buyers.\u00a0<\/p>\n