{"id":362562,"date":"2026-10-02T04:40:07","date_gmt":"2026-10-02T04:40:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/362562\/"},"modified":"2026-10-02T04:40:07","modified_gmt":"2026-10-02T04:40:07","slug":"fridays-headlines-oracle-of-freight-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/362562\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday&#8217;s Headlines: Oracle of Freight Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I feel unto an oracle from ancient Greek mythology \u2014\u00a0except my vision is blurry: I keep seeing the future, yet it never comes to pass.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But next week, the city will take yet another step forward in its quest to ship more goods around town on water and cargo bikes with a genuine seminal development: the deployment of the first refrigerated e-cargo bike.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I rode it on Thursday at the annual Empire Clean Vehicle Festival in Union Square. It\u2019s a Fulpra Quatro, four-wheeled, pedal-assist electric bike,\u00a0similar to the kind you see with the Amazon logos \u2014\u00a0except this one can carry 815 pounds of perishable cargo in its refrigerated payload (Fulpra U.S. consultant\/adviser Paul Lipson cheerfully handed out still-cold ice cream sandwiches, making him, perhaps, the first Good Humor Man whose route is the Blue Highway).<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yesterday was just a dog-and-pony show. But on Wednesday, Fulpra will use the East River and a freight ferry called Blue Highway 1 to transport 4,000 pounds of produce from the Hunts Point Market to the NYC Ferry dock on E. 34th Street, where the pallets will be unloaded, broken down and reloaded onto Fulpra cargo quads for transport to a New York University food pantry supplied by a Hunts Point-based food rescue organization. The refrigerated bike\u00a0will carry the most-perishable produce, such as fragile vegetable stuff that is stranger to my colon, while other conventional Fulpra quad bikes will handle less-perishable goods.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The small, bike-lane-width, 15 mile-per-hour max quads will replace a much bigger, much-more-dangerous truck.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of course, this is just a test and definitely not ready for prime time \u2026 yet. What\u2019s still needed are bike-sized shipping containers that can be hoisted from a produce wholesaler at Hunts Point onto a boat and then unloaded directly onto the chassis of a cargo bike. And more refrigerated units will be needed. And then scaled up, up and up.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But little loop around Union Square and an ice cream sandwich as a dessert shows what is possible.<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In other news:<\/p>\n<p>You weren\u2019t imagining things: Yesterday\u2019s subway commute was a disaster. (<a href=\"https:\/\/gothamist.com\/news\/mta-delays-slow-thursday-mornings-rush-hour-to-a-crawl\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/gothamist.com\/news\/mta-delays-slow-thursday-mornings-rush-hour-to-a-crawl\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">Gothamist<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/2026\/10\/01\/nyc-subway-system-hit-with-major-delays-on-multiple-lines\/\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/2026\/10\/01\/nyc-subway-system-hit-with-major-delays-on-multiple-lines\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">NYDN<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/gothamist.com\/news\/nyc-mulls-building-temporary-highway-in-sky-over-brooklyn-bridge-to-fix-bqe\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/gothamist.com\/news\/nyc-mulls-building-temporary-highway-in-sky-over-brooklyn-bridge-to-fix-bqe\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">Gothamist<\/a> followed <a href=\"https:\/\/nyc.streetsblog.org\/2026\/10\/01\/truck-flyover-mamdanis-bqe-bypass-to-cut-over-brooklyn-bridge\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/nyc.streetsblog.org\/2026\/10\/01\/truck-flyover-mamdanis-bqe-bypass-to-cut-over-brooklyn-bridge\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">our story<\/a> about the city\u2019s possible BQE bypass highway on top of the Brooklyn Bridge\u2019s approach ramps, but added a nice detail: the plan will require state legislative help because some parkland will have to be alienated during construction (curiously, Department of Transportation Commissioner Mike Flynn didn\u2019t say anything about that in <a href=\"https:\/\/nyc.streetsblog.org\/2026\/09\/23\/opinion-the-toughest-choice-was-the-only-choice-on-the-bqe\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/nyc.streetsblog.org\/2026\/09\/23\/opinion-the-toughest-choice-was-the-only-choice-on-the-bqe\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">his recent Streetsblog op-ed<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>The New York Times\u2019s failure to cover the human shitshow that is Canal Street created a real blindspot in the Old Gray Lady\u2019s vision \u2026 which was filled by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/interactive\/2026\/09\/30\/nyregion\/canal-street-redesign-nyc-traffic.html\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/interactive\/2026\/09\/30\/nyregion\/canal-street-redesign-nyc-traffic.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">this puff piece<\/a> about the roadway\u2019s many shortcomings. The TL;DR? \u201cI avoid walking down Canal Street at all costs,\u201d said Yukie Ohta, 57, an artist who grew up nearby. \u201cIt\u2019s treacherous, it\u2019s a free for all. [But] I will miss it if it becomes an orderly, clean street.\u201d Insert eye-roll here.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, the Times\u2019s Metro assignment editor seems to be a TikTok bot. (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2026\/10\/01\/nyregion\/exit-31-bqe-song.html?smid=nytcore-android-share\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2026\/10\/01\/nyregion\/exit-31-bqe-song.html?smid=nytcore-android-share\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">NY Times<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>Chief Justice John Roberts loves his car-free island in Maine. (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2026\/10\/01\/us\/politics\/supreme-court-roberts-maine.html?unlocked_article_code=1.FVE.lE8q.P4FOlfed0bnJ&amp;smid=url-share\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2026\/10\/01\/us\/politics\/supreme-court-roberts-maine.html?unlocked_article_code=1.FVE.lE8q.P4FOlfed0bnJ&amp;smid=url-share\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">NY Times<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>Want to sell cars in the United States? Make them ridiculously big. (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/business\/autos\/luxury-suv-america-bmw-audi-volvo-c1bfa81a?st=tFc4Tv\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/business\/autos\/luxury-suv-america-bmw-audi-volvo-c1bfa81a?st=tFc4Tv\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">WSJ<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/hellgatenyc.com\/e-bike-sound-and-fury-signifying-nothing\/?ref=morning-spew-newsletter\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/hellgatenyc.com\/e-bike-sound-and-fury-signifying-nothing\/?ref=morning-spew-newsletter\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">Hell Gate<\/a> got a second day of coverage out of the Council\u2019s marathon snoozefest of a hearing over e-bikes.<\/p>\n<p>A motorcyclist hit a Citi Bike rider and fled \u2014 and the victim\u2019s friends are seeking help. (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Brooklyn\/comments\/1wv2fl3\/hit_run_bergen_grand\/\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Brooklyn\/comments\/1wv2fl3\/hit_run_bergen_grand\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">Reddit<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>Some obscure Assembly member who wants to run the Brooklyn Democratic Party has 69 moving violations, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.politico.com\/newsletters\/new-york-playbook\/2026\/10\/01\/the-super-pacs-in-hochuls-corner-01102274\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/www.politico.com\/newsletters\/new-york-playbook\/2026\/10\/01\/the-super-pacs-in-hochuls-corner-01102274\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">Politico reported<\/a>. Sounds about the right number for a would-be party chair.<\/p>\n<p>Comic Pete Davidson continues the long tradition of celebrities not understanding anything about transportation because, like politicians, they drive or are driven everywhere. (<a href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2026\/10\/01\/us-news\/pete-davidson-calls-out-nyc-mayor-mamdani-to-fix-bqe-during-jimmy-kimmel-live\/\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2026\/10\/01\/us-news\/pete-davidson-calls-out-nyc-mayor-mamdani-to-fix-bqe-during-jimmy-kimmel-live\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">NY Post<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>This guy makes a good point about the L train\u2019s Third Avenue station in Manhattan. (<a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/joshuawolk\/status\/2105643643440955865?s=46\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/x.com\/joshuawolk\/status\/2105643643440955865?s=46\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">Josh Wolk<\/a> on Twitter)<\/p>\n<p>Trump\u2019s tariffs are costing the MTA a lot more. (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thecityreporter.nyc\/2026\/09\/30\/tariff-cost-mta-train-buses\/\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/www.thecityreporter.nyc\/2026\/09\/30\/tariff-cost-mta-train-buses\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">The City Reporter<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>A cop driving fast in supposedly car-free Central Park, pushing cyclists into the pedestrian path and saying on the loudspeaker to the bike riders, \u201cTry not to kill anyone today\u201d is pretty much a perfect statement on <a href=\"https:\/\/nyc.streetsblog.org\/2026\/09\/30\/nypds-tisch-skips-city-council-e-bike-despite-focus-on-enforcement\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/nyc.streetsblog.org\/2026\/09\/30\/nypds-tisch-skips-city-council-e-bike-despite-focus-on-enforcement\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">AWOL<\/a> NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch\u2019s commitment to Vision Zero. ()<\/p>\n<p>What do we think about this effort to gobble up public space in Herald Square for an amusement concession? (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thecityreporter.nyc\/2026\/09\/30\/herald-square-amusement-rides-carnival-midtown-proposal\/\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/www.thecityreporter.nyc\/2026\/09\/30\/herald-square-amusement-rides-carnival-midtown-proposal\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">The City Reporter<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>And, finally, I hope you\u2019ll indulge me and let me mention that my mother, Bernice Kuntzman, died earlier this week at age 90 after a life filled with joy and love and lots of blintzes. I wrote a <a href=\"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/document\/d\/1vIdiKQBZhK_cl_dVX7AcZDrRkndbGvSLzqGm7_otSiA\/edit?usp=sharing\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/document\/d\/1vIdiKQBZhK_cl_dVX7AcZDrRkndbGvSLzqGm7_otSiA\/edit?usp=sharing\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">fairly cursory obituary<\/a> for her that doesn\u2019t do justice to all of the many little things she taught me over the years (principal among them: \u201cIt\u2019s \u2018justice,\u2019 not \u2018just us&#8217;\u201d). In any event, in tribute to her, I <a href=\"https:\/\/howsmydrivingny.nyc\/en5nw2xs\" type=\"link\" id=\"https:\/\/howsmydrivingny.nyc\/en5nw2xs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener nofollow\">ran the plates on the hearse<\/a> that carried her to her final resting place: 19 speed-camera and red-light tickets on its record. What\u2019s the rush? Late for a funeral.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"I feel unto an oracle from ancient Greek mythology \u2014\u00a0except my vision is blurry: I keep seeing the&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":362563,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[9,56,63,65,64],"class_list":["post-362562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-new-york-city","tag-new-york","tag-ny","tag-nyc","tag-nyc-headlines","tag-nyc-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=362562"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362562\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/362563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=362562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=362562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.newsbeep.com\/us-ny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=362562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}