Order Thanksgiving takeout and present it as your own cooking? Delightfully devilish, reader.

Or maybe you’re not a fan of “The Simpsons” and you just want to spare everyone the hassle of dinner prep — in which case, look no further than this Lehigh Valley guide for where to order.

Diana’s Catering & Gourmet Market will handle dinner from 4907 Route 309 in Upper Saucon Township. It will offer turkey, mashed potatoes, corn, green beans, cranberry sauce, carrots and pies.

Orders are due Nov. 14 at 610-797-2525.

The Barbecue Boys will offer ribs, brisket, turkey, mashed potatoes, corn bread, green beans and peach cobbler at 306 S. New St., Unit 109, in Bethlehem.

Orders through the website are due Nov. 19. Pickup is Nov. 24-25.

Olde Homestead Golf Club will offer dinner packages at 6598 Route 309 in Lynn Township. The packages will include turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole, glazed carrots, salad and pumpkin pie.

Online orders close Nov. 15 and pickup is 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Nov. 25.

Saylors & Co. will cater from 1105 Main St. in Hellertown, offering stuffed dates, cranberry-whipped feta, turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, stuffing, macaroni and cheese, butternut squash, Brussel sprouts, pies and pumpkin cheesecake.

Ordering is available at 610-838-6363 or in person until Nov. 18.

Point Phillips Hotel will offer catering at 943 Point Phillips Road in Moore Township. The menu includes turkey, ham, ribs, macaroni and cheese, Yukon Gold smashed potatoes, corn, green beans with bacon dressing and pumpkin pie.

Orders can be placed at 610-837-1544 or through Facebook messaging until 8 p.m. Nov. 18. Pickup is noon to 3 p.m. Nov. 25.

J. DeFranco & Daughters Catering will offer catering from 2173 W. Bangor Road in Washington Township. Options include turkey, stuffing, corn, mashed potatoes, candied yams, green beans and rolls.

Orders should be placed by Nov. 20, though orders may end sooner if the caterer is booked. It can be contacted at 610-588-6991 and portipasto@ptd.net.

Coopersburg Diner will offer a takeout menu from 336 N. Third St. in Coopersburg. It will include turkey, ham, mashed potatoes, corn, stuffing, green bean casserole, cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie.

Orders are available until 9 p.m. Nov. 23 at 610-282-1853 and orderonline@coopersburgdiner.com. Pickup is 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Nov. 26.

S & D Soulicious Cuisine will cater from South Mall in Salisbury Township, including for fried cabbage, macaroni and cheese, collard greens, turkey, candied yams, chicken, ribs and corn bread.

Orders are due Nov. 21 through sanddscuisine@gmail.com. Pickup is Nov. 25.

Mercatino Italiano will have a Thanksgiving menu at 220 N. West End Blvd. in Richland Township. It will offer turkey, focaccia stuffing, mashed potatoes, corn, carrots, green beans and mushroom ravioli.

Online orders are due Nov. 18. Pickup is noon to 5 p.m. Nov. 25 next door at Insieme Event Venue.

The Club at Twin Lakes will serve dinners from 3625 Shankweiler Road in North Whitehall Township, including turkey, corn, mashed potatoes, stuffing, green bean almondine, rolls and pies.

Orders should be made by Nov. 20 to events manager Tyler Moyer at 610-395-3369, extension 104, or tmoyer@theclubattwinlakes.com. Pickup is 2-5 p.m. Nov. 25.

The Riegelsville-based Hagan Catering will take Thanksgiving orders until Nov. 20, including with turkey, stuffing, smashed potatoes, green beans, carrots and cranberry sauce.

Pickup and delivery options will be available Nov. 25.

Barn House Village will cater from 7401 Airport Road in East Allen Township. The menu will include turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, macaroni and cheese, ham, pies and chocolate chip cookies.

Customers should order by a few days before Thanksgiving at 610-837-1234, an employee said. Pickup is noon to 3 p.m. Nov. 25.

Nick’s BBQ will offer dinner orders from 1 Kenny Headman Lane in Bethlehem. They’ll include turkey, stuffing, green bean casserole, mashed potatoes, ham, macaroni and cheese and carrots.

The ordering deadline is Nov. 22 and pickup is noon to 6 p.m. Nov. 25. Call 610-438-0911 or order online.

Mueller’s General Store & Kitchen will serve meals from 3200 S. Delaware Drive in Williams Township, including turkey, ribs, mashed potatoes, stuffing, green beans and cranberry sauce.

Orders must be placed by Nov. 17 at 610-252-8726. Pickup is 2-8 p.m. Nov. 25 and until 1 p.m. Nov. 26.

Grazia’s Italian Market will offer turkey, potato stuffing, sweet potato casserole, green beans and rolls from 2112 Schoenersville Road in Hanover Township, Northampton County.

Orders are due Nov. 18 at 610-419-0999. Pickup is 2 p.m. Nov. 25.

Curious Goods at the Bake Oven Inn will cater from 7705 Bake Oven Road in Heidelberg Township, including for turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, Brussel sprouts, cranberry compote and mushroom bisque.

Orders are due at noon Nov. 20 at mark@eatcuriousgoods.com. Pickup is 4-7 p.m. Nov. 24 and 1-8 p.m. Nov. 25.

Karlton Cafe will serve ham, turkey, mashed potatoes, green beans, stuffing, corn bread, cranberry sauce, Brussel sprouts and whipped butternut squash from 310 W. Broad St. in Quakertown.

Online orders are due Nov. 20. Pickup will need to be by 2 p.m. Nov. 25.

These Lehigh Valley restaurants are open for Thanksgiving dinner