Prospector Wants You To Decide The Yambag of the Day!

Nominee Number 1 –   Remember this “sting” operation from a few years ago?

Back in 2022, cops in Massachusetts were evicting a guy from a $1.5 million home . . . and in the middle of it, a woman in her 50s named Rorie Woods showed up and unleashed thousands of BEES on them.

Rorie was there protesting the eviction.  She pulled up with some hives in the back of her SUV, and tipped them over to try to “sic” them on the cops.  And a few officers did get stung.  She was even arrested in her beekeeping gear.

Well, Rorie’s trial was this month, and she was just convicted on six charges.

Four counts of simple assault and battery . . . along with two counts of reckless assault.  She’s been sentenced to six months in jail and will receive credit for the 148 days she’s already served.

Nominee Number 2 –   A woman has been arrested for soiling her entire neighborhood, and it has nothing to do with SPRING GARDENING.

A 50-year-old woman in Florida named Alexis Weber was arrested on Tuesday, after she was linked to MULTIPLE incidents of defacing by defecation.

Local homeowners reported seeing human feces on vehicles, mailboxes, community food pantries, and private yards.

It didn’t take long for people to figure out Alexis was behind all the poop.  She was caught on security cameras, and a detective even witnessed her popping a squat in her own yard, in public.  It’s unclear WHY she was doing it.

One homeowner said he was happy that the neighborhood worked together to get to the bottom of it. 

He said, “If you call and say, ‘Hey, somebody is ‘feces-ing’ on my car,’ it’s Florida, you’re not going to believe it.”  

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